All American Badass.
All American Badass.
Jack Stiles (Jack Of All Trades) TF/MC
NOTE:
Like the Hercules and the Autolycus ones this involves a modern version of the character as played by Bruce Campbell, the show in particular being Jack Of All Trades, this also has a few political themes to it.
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Everyone knows of the tv series Jack Of All Trades starring Bruce Campbell as a daring spy/vigilante, the show was a historical action comedy show that would air as part of an action show lineup alongside Cleopatra 2525. The show's theme song explained that in eighteen-hundred one the revolution had been won and Uncle Sam's favorite son had a job he needed done. Which bought Jack as he was called to a woman who was beautiful and smart, the woman found his mix intriguing for he was a scoundrel with a heart.
And from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, there was never a leather-neck braver, the Daring dragoon was he. For there ain't a French or pirate rogue that don't know Jack. From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, sailing around the bloody world to defend democracy, for when you need a fighting man you'd trust to watch your back, just ask the man right next to ya, it's Jack.
Our hero Nathan was watching episodes of the show on Youtube one night and thinking of what would happen if Jack Stiles was asked to take down president-elect Donald Trump, he knew that even though Jack was American, he'd probably not approve of Trump's behavior or methods. Jack Stiles or the 'Daring Dragoon' would not allow America to be ruled by such a tyrannical and immature mess of a man.
Of course as he did so, he wished there was a way he could see that sort of thing happen, that wish of his came true when he found himself drifting into a trance-like state inexplicably and thinking about scenes from the show. He also started to think about what it would be like to be Jack himself, which caused the effects of the trance to intensify, increasing the overall strength of it in all.
As he fell deeper into trance, he didn't notice that his skin was losing its imperfections and become ruggedly smooth as his arms slowly gained musculature, next to develop musculature were his chest and torso as his hands enlarged a bit, his clothing morphing into a modern version of the outfit worn by Jack Stiles himself as his legs broadened a bit, he twirled around a bit as he did so.
His back and shoulders broadened as he elevated in height to 6'ft, now weighing 176lbs of lithe but agile muscle - he twirled a few more times as his hair turned from its normal color to black, slicking back a bit His memories and thoughts were starting to shift as pieces of who he normally was shattered in a metaphorical sense, as new proverbial pieces were being added in, these so called pieces were memories of being a badass hero of some kind and also of being a spy.
The phrase 'Jack of all trades' seemed to be echoing in his mind along with the name 'Jack Stiles' and 'Daring Dragoon', the latter sounding like the kind of alias a spy would use when foiling villains, his eyebrows raised a little bit to give him a cocky and smart alecky look as they blackened, in addition to this his brow became a bit more pronounced as his eyes darkened and widened. His features slowly morphed themselves bit by bit until within a few seconds later he resembled the character in question as his jawline stretched to become more heroic while his neckline shifted.
He felt his face as his jawline squared out and his chin elongated in size to become a lantern jaw of sorts, making him resemble actor Bruce Campbell and he could have sworn his voice was altering, becoming more masculine but also charismatic and matching his appearance, giving him Bruce Campbell's voice and mannerisms. His memories and thoughts continued to warp and reshape themselves, until pieces of 'Nathan' faded away to be replaced with the persona, traits and memories of one Jack Stiles as played by you guessed it...Bruce Campbell.
As his transformation completed itself, he admired his reflection in the mirror for a few seconds before striking a badass pose of sorts. Just then a parrot of sorts flew in, perching on the stand near the television.
"Why hello there little guy..."
"Urgent mission for Jack Stiles..."
"Well i'm all ears..."
"You have a new assignment and it involves presidential business..."
"Presidential business you say?"
"Yes...there's going to be a new president.."
"Aaaaw...another new one? Oh well, he can't be that bad."
Jack turned and switched to the news channel, he then staggered back when he saw who the new president was going to be, he couldn't believe that the tangerine skinned tyrant known as Donald Trump was going to be president. He sighed in disgust, wondering what on earth happened to the America he used to know.
"Well..you up to it?"
"Are you kidding me? Of course i'm up to it. Sure, it's a messy job but someone's got to do it. And that someone is me. I'm not going to let that orange ogre ruin a great and beautiful nation like the USA."
"Good to have you back, Jack.."
And so with that he strapped on a black mask and took off into the city, he spent the next few hours carrying out his mission and making sure the fair nation of the United States wouldn't suffer because of the Trump presidency, he also snooped around Trump Tower a few times just to keep an eye on him.
As for what happened later, he continued to do his job and he proved to the entire world that The Daring Dragoon was back and this time he meant business. Yes, the legendary Daring Dragoon had returned and you can rest assured that he's going to make things as they should be.
Remember, even though we live in a world where a man with striking similarities to Napoleon is going to be the new president, hope lies around the corner and there is always going to be a hero to save the day no matter what. And that hero's name? Jack Stiles, and don't you forget it.
Jack Stiles (Jack Of All Trades) TF/MC
NOTE:
Like the Hercules and the Autolycus ones this involves a modern version of the character as played by Bruce Campbell, the show in particular being Jack Of All Trades, this also has a few political themes to it.
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Everyone knows of the tv series Jack Of All Trades starring Bruce Campbell as a daring spy/vigilante, the show was a historical action comedy show that would air as part of an action show lineup alongside Cleopatra 2525. The show's theme song explained that in eighteen-hundred one the revolution had been won and Uncle Sam's favorite son had a job he needed done. Which bought Jack as he was called to a woman who was beautiful and smart, the woman found his mix intriguing for he was a scoundrel with a heart.
And from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, there was never a leather-neck braver, the Daring dragoon was he. For there ain't a French or pirate rogue that don't know Jack. From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, sailing around the bloody world to defend democracy, for when you need a fighting man you'd trust to watch your back, just ask the man right next to ya, it's Jack.
Our hero Nathan was watching episodes of the show on Youtube one night and thinking of what would happen if Jack Stiles was asked to take down president-elect Donald Trump, he knew that even though Jack was American, he'd probably not approve of Trump's behavior or methods. Jack Stiles or the 'Daring Dragoon' would not allow America to be ruled by such a tyrannical and immature mess of a man.
Of course as he did so, he wished there was a way he could see that sort of thing happen, that wish of his came true when he found himself drifting into a trance-like state inexplicably and thinking about scenes from the show. He also started to think about what it would be like to be Jack himself, which caused the effects of the trance to intensify, increasing the overall strength of it in all.
As he fell deeper into trance, he didn't notice that his skin was losing its imperfections and become ruggedly smooth as his arms slowly gained musculature, next to develop musculature were his chest and torso as his hands enlarged a bit, his clothing morphing into a modern version of the outfit worn by Jack Stiles himself as his legs broadened a bit, he twirled around a bit as he did so.
His back and shoulders broadened as he elevated in height to 6'ft, now weighing 176lbs of lithe but agile muscle - he twirled a few more times as his hair turned from its normal color to black, slicking back a bit His memories and thoughts were starting to shift as pieces of who he normally was shattered in a metaphorical sense, as new proverbial pieces were being added in, these so called pieces were memories of being a badass hero of some kind and also of being a spy.
The phrase 'Jack of all trades' seemed to be echoing in his mind along with the name 'Jack Stiles' and 'Daring Dragoon', the latter sounding like the kind of alias a spy would use when foiling villains, his eyebrows raised a little bit to give him a cocky and smart alecky look as they blackened, in addition to this his brow became a bit more pronounced as his eyes darkened and widened. His features slowly morphed themselves bit by bit until within a few seconds later he resembled the character in question as his jawline stretched to become more heroic while his neckline shifted.
He felt his face as his jawline squared out and his chin elongated in size to become a lantern jaw of sorts, making him resemble actor Bruce Campbell and he could have sworn his voice was altering, becoming more masculine but also charismatic and matching his appearance, giving him Bruce Campbell's voice and mannerisms. His memories and thoughts continued to warp and reshape themselves, until pieces of 'Nathan' faded away to be replaced with the persona, traits and memories of one Jack Stiles as played by you guessed it...Bruce Campbell.
As his transformation completed itself, he admired his reflection in the mirror for a few seconds before striking a badass pose of sorts. Just then a parrot of sorts flew in, perching on the stand near the television.
"Why hello there little guy..."
"Urgent mission for Jack Stiles..."
"Well i'm all ears..."
"You have a new assignment and it involves presidential business..."
"Presidential business you say?"
"Yes...there's going to be a new president.."
"Aaaaw...another new one? Oh well, he can't be that bad."
Jack turned and switched to the news channel, he then staggered back when he saw who the new president was going to be, he couldn't believe that the tangerine skinned tyrant known as Donald Trump was going to be president. He sighed in disgust, wondering what on earth happened to the America he used to know.
"Well..you up to it?"
"Are you kidding me? Of course i'm up to it. Sure, it's a messy job but someone's got to do it. And that someone is me. I'm not going to let that orange ogre ruin a great and beautiful nation like the USA."
"Good to have you back, Jack.."
And so with that he strapped on a black mask and took off into the city, he spent the next few hours carrying out his mission and making sure the fair nation of the United States wouldn't suffer because of the Trump presidency, he also snooped around Trump Tower a few times just to keep an eye on him.
As for what happened later, he continued to do his job and he proved to the entire world that The Daring Dragoon was back and this time he meant business. Yes, the legendary Daring Dragoon had returned and you can rest assured that he's going to make things as they should be.
Remember, even though we live in a world where a man with striking similarities to Napoleon is going to be the new president, hope lies around the corner and there is always going to be a hero to save the day no matter what. And that hero's name? Jack Stiles, and don't you forget it.
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