TftW: You're Fired.

TftW: You're Fired.
Donald Trump FTM TG w/Grimm motif.

NOTE:  This FTM story is another Trump related one and this one also deals with people who complain way too much and make stupid comments on Youtube.   This also has a bit of humor to it as well.     This includes elements from Grimm as well,  as such it has Trump as a feline Wesen akin to a Klaustreich.
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Have you ever met someone who does nothing but complain and start stupid arguments on the comments section of Youtube videos?   Chances are,  you probably have.  There are a lot of people like that,  and some of them don't even know any better than to make stupid comments,  complain and just can't take a joke.   Darla May aka AvengingDarla was one such user,   she got into a  Youtube comment war with Nathan Forester for no good reason other than she didn't know any better than to suck up to another internet troll.  And she was the immature one.

The comment war started with Nathan parodying typical Youtube commentator behavior in the vein of a nature show host.   But it officially started with a stupid user still referring to him as the 'werejohncandy'  which offended him,   sure the user thought it was funny but he didn't. To him it just proved how unoriginal these people were and he wasn't afraid to point it out either.  

"Hey there werejohncandy..."

"Wow...people on that stupid site you got that nickname from  still use that?  I thought by now that they knew the werejohncandy is non-existent  just like their logic,  common sense and overall intelligence."

"Huh?"

"And here we see the typical idiotic internet troll wannabe in its natural habitat.  Observe as it stupidly insults someone for no good reason and complains about even the smallest little thing,  and also observe how easily offended they are.."

"Excuse me...but you spelled 'it's wrong..."

"No I didn't,   I used the right version. "

"Oh no you didn't...you said 'it's instead of its."

"You obviously are sadly mistaken..."

"No i'm not..."

"I see you're a grammar nazi wannabe who is obviously doing this for lulz.  Look,  don't try to be a weening loser.   Nobody likes a weening loser.   Weening is terrible and you should be scolded for such behavior."

"But..."

"But nothing...you do realize that my comment was a joke,  right?  You do know what jokes and humor are,  right?   Or are you some bizarre creature from another planet who doesn't know the meaning of humor?   Because you don't seem human to me."

"Of course..."

"A likely story...you probably think trolling is high art too.  Pity..."

"You're the pitiful one..."

"I'm sorry but you're the one who is pitiful hearing.  Are you really so mindless that you'll just do what everyone else on the forum is doing just because it's lulzy?  Are you really so imbecile-like that you feel that copying others is a way to get attention?  What is wrong with you?"

"Hey...that's not fair..."

"Neither is the way you treated me on here.  If I were you i'd think about your actions before I have to intervene and teach you a lesson.   Seeing as you are young and impressionable,   I have the feeling that you just want attention and so you put on this faux grammar nazi act for lulz."

"But..."

"No buts...change that attitude of yours or you'll be in big trouble."

"Oh..."

This didn't stop Darla though as she practically trashed him on the forum a few minutes later,   claiming he was a complete jerk and that he acted in an aggressive manner towards her,   when in actuality she was the one complaining and being all aggressive,   she obviously was only doing it for lulz but there were no lulz to be found.   In fact there was nothing but scorn oozing from her mouth onto the computer screen.

Which, if anything - only helped fuel the war even further,  making her the go-to-user for all of Nathan's friends on Youtube to report and call out -  but she never listened,  she didn't listen at all and just carried on,   when it got too out of hand Nathan himself had to intervene, and he confronted her with a stern look on his face.

"I told you this would happen,  but you wouldn't listen.  You complained to your dumb friends on the forum about me.  You only made it worse for yourself.   You're a real piece of work,  you know that?"

"It's your fault..."

"Actually it's YOUR fault.   It's you and everyone else on that stupid forum's fault.  Can't you think of anything better to do than to act like this?   I mean look at you,  whining, complaining and making a fuss over something that was supposed to be a joke.  You may not think there's anything wrong with what you are doing but I know better...I know that there is definitely something horribly messed up with you."

"Says the guy who thought he was a werejohncandy..."

"I told you that was an honest mistake,   I was roleplaying and back then I was only merely starting out on Deviantart and trying to find my place.   I was doing fine until I got harassed by trolls and rule ogres."

"But..."

"Sure my photomanips of Carmen Electra as a She-Grinch got the rule ogres that run the site in a bit of a tizzy,  but I learned from those mistakes.  I learned that trying to be cool isn't important and that I should just be myself.   If you can't accept me for what I am you are no better than they are..."

"That's the stupidest thing i've ever heard..."

"Speaking of which...you remind me of someone.  You're always complaining, starting arguments that you can't solve,    calling other people out for no reason,  being a brash and obnoxious bully and you can't take a joke."

"Huh?"

"Yes...you remind me of someone alright.  You remind me of...Donald Trump.  Yes,  you're just like him in every way and just like him you don't know what the hell you are on about or even realize that you're hurting other people's feelings."

"What?  I'm nothing like that man..."

"Don't deny it,  you are so similar to him behavior wise."

She couldn't take this,   so she screamed and threw more internet troll type tantrums -  being compared to Trump was perhaps the worst thing to have someone say to someone like her,    she yowled and thrashed,  crying multiple times as she did so.   While she was crying -  her body started to undergo several changes.   Her skintone roughened a bit as it glistened,  her arms and hands expanded and became larger while her torso and chest broadened.   She yelped in horror as her breasts retracted into her chestal area,  her ratty old tank top tearing apart and landing on the floor.

"W-W-What's happening?"

"Take a good guess,  take a good long guess..."

Nathan looked at her with a sly smirk as she screamed and panicked several times while what appeared to be a business suit materialized on her body,   her hips retracted in size while her legs broadened,  in addition to this her privates shifted into the more mannish variant as her feet grew.    She panicked several times as her back broadened,  her build now accumulating with around 198lbs-236lbs with not quite fat but not quite muscle either,  she screamed as she elevated in height to around 6'2.

Her shoulders broadened as her neckline shifted a bit,  in addition to this her hair slowly lightened itself as it slicked back and turned from its normal color to platinum blonde,  taking on a very...uh...fluffy look.   Her eyebrows thickened as they turned the same blonde color as her hair while her brow itself became a bit more pronounced,  her eyes widening and turning an icy shade of blue.    In addition to these changes her eyes widened while her cheekbones sharpened, her features altering and reshaping themselves until within a matter of seconds,  she looked very regal.  Her lips still remained oddly kissable though even for a man.

She couldn't recognize herself when she looked in the reflection of her screen,  she looked more like 90's to early 2000's era Donald Trump,   she panicked a few times as her voice warped and deepened,  becoming very masculine yet authoritative,  becoming mannish and developing a know-it-all type tone and New Yorkish accent.   She yelped as she heard The Donald's voice escape from her mouth.   Within a few seconds later her memories and thoughts shifted,  matching her appearance and voice,   bits and pieces of 'Darla' fading into the darkness only to be replaced with the memories and thoughts of the man known as Donald J. Trump or 'The Donald' as he so liked to be referred to as.

Within a few seconds her or rather his transformation was completed,  where Darla once was there was now pre-election Donald Trump,  looking very regal and oddly handsome - then again,  this is 90's to early 2000's Trump here.  He blushed slightly before turning to Nathan with a look of shock on his face.   As he did so,  stripes appeared on his some parts of his skin while his ears became slightly pointed,  his canine teeth extending to be akin to fangs while whiskers grew out of the cheeks on his face.   His eyes widening and becoming cat-like while still being blue in color.

"I saw that!"

"Saw what?"

"That...I just saw you transform.   I saw you woge..."

"Oh....sorry..."

"It's alright Donald,   I won't tell.  I'm a Wesen too."

Nathan smiled as he woged,  tawny golden  fur slowly all over as whiskers slowly grew out of the cheeks on his face and his ears became furry and slightly pointed,  in addition to this he developed a sort of beaver-like face.    He revealed that like Donald,  he was a Wesen - an Eisbiber to be exact.  

"So i'm not the only one?"

"Of course not,  there are tons of Wesen all over the world."

"So what am I?"

"You're some kind of feline Wesen... probably a Klaustreich or something similar."

"I am awfully sorry about how I behaved and everything..."

"That's alright,  apology accepted..."

"Okay...so what do we do know?"

"Well I suggest that we start this whole online conversation over again."

"I agree.  Come on,   let's do this. "

And so with that Donald and Nathan restarted their online conversation,  furthermore both of them started from scratch,  introducing themselves in a formal manner and getting along this time rather than fighting or arguing.   Even though he was a feline Wesen and Nathan was an Eisbiber,   the two of them got along well rather well.

As for Donald,   he started everything over right from scratch and lived the rest of his life as the man he knew he was and he also turned over several new leaves,  don't worry though - he didn't let it all go to his head and he never complained ever again.  Oh,  in case you wondering...he didn't become active in politics -  at least not this time.

Remember my friends,  the Youtube comments section can be a dangerous place especially for people who get offended easily or people who complain too much.  If you're one of those people or one of those types who act like Trump,  then you  might wind up becoming like him physically as well as mentally if you aren't careful.   Don't be a Donald Trump,  because nobody wants to be Trump.

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