TftW: Practically Trumpish.
TftW: Practically Trumpish.
Nathan (my character) to Donald Trump TF
NOTE:
This is a transformation story of my character into 2000's era Donald Trump, this is based on the infamous 2002 McDonalds commercial with Grimace and also elements from the movie 'Casper' including the possession angle. There are a couple of other transformations involved as well.
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Nathan Forester was the kind of guy that wouldn't be here where he was without his computer, but when his previous computress died due to not being able to function anymore, he thought he would be without a computer in general. Of course said computress transferred her aura and powers into the body of her doppelganger and was able to come back to life as a perfect copy of the old computress with a few differences, he still had to deal with a variety of problems.
Like for example that unearthly buzzing sound, the screen freezing up and a variety of browser related problems. At the very worst of times all three would happen at once and he would have to restart all over again, along with that dreaded 'critical alert' scam page that would pop up. That critical alert scam page to him was an abomination and he thought that whoever invented it was a horrible person that should be punished for what they had created.
One evening he was on Youtube and he was watching the infamous 2002 McDonalds Big 'N Tasty commercial featuring the purple monster known as Grimace and the presidential candidate known as Donald Trump. He thought the music in the commercial was slightly Ocean's Eleven-esque, considering the Ocean's Eleven remake came out in 2001. The commercial played as normal and then the next one after it played, but a few seconds later his Mozilla Firefox browser froze up.
"Aaaaw come on..."
He tried to get it unfrozen but it took quite a while and when he finally was able to get in unfrozen, the most bizarre thing happened, the screen turned golden and soon everything else started turning that same color as well, it was as if King Midas's curse was affecting everything in sight. Within a few seconds, the whole place was like the city of El Dorado..everything was covered in gold.
"What the?"
Just as he was about to close the browser, some of the gold reflected off his screen and onto him, blinding him for about 3 seconds. He panicked several times as what appeared to be a spirit of some kind emerged out of the screen, the spirit looked down at him with a sly smirk.
"Ah yes...you'll be perfect..."
"Perfect...for what?"
The spirit levitated around him, moving objects and using his magic to warp the environment from all around where he was standing - slowly morphing into the very setting from the commercial, he panicked several times as he tried to fight the spirit, the spirit chuckled a few times as he watched him.
"Oh boy...this is gonna be fun..."
"Stay the heck away from me or i'll go all Ghostbusters on you.."
He tried to fight the ghost off with some Ghostbusters style equipment and even going so far as to try and suck it up with a vacuum cleaner, but this spirit wouldn't give in, this was one resilient spirit - he was circling around him, chuckling as he did so. He ran around trying to bust the spirit, but the spirit was getting a few devious ideas of his own and getting the upper-hand to boot, this was one ghost that never gave up.
The spirit swirled towards him, laughing and cackling to himself as he made his way closer and closer to where he was. He tried to fight the spirit off for several minutes but the spirit was proving to be quite a challenge. The spirit laughed at him before getting closer to take a good look at him. To the spirit, he seemed like the perfect choice. He gave a sly smile before examining him.
"Don't even think about it, buddy! I know you're a ghost but I warn you, if you even think about entering my body there will be trouble - you will regret it. You will regret this and you will be paying the price as well."
"Oh I don't think i'll be regretting anything."
"W-W-What do you mean by that?"
"Remember when I said you'd be perfect..."
"Y-y-yeah..perfect for what?"
"Open wide, here I come!"
Without warning, the spirit charged forth as Nathan looked up in terror with his mouth agape, a few seconds later the spirit dived down into his body through the former and possessed him, he backed away slightly before checking to see if he had turned into a monster of any kind yet. He checked his reflection, and all seemed perfectly normal - it was if nothing had changed. He gave a sigh of relief as he did so.
But that was what the spirit that was possessing him wanted, and soon his reflection along with his appearance in general underwent several charges, the first morph was into B-Movie legend Bruce Campbell. He examined his transformed self for a few seconds - in admiration and also in fascination.
"Groovy..."
He then underwent another change of sorts, this time turning into Tony Todd before turning into James Corden, Jay Leno, Russell Brand, Bill Pullman, Lisa Marie Presley, Sissy Spacek and even Melissa Mcarthy and Elizabeth Hurley. The next few transformations were into Tom Savini, Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding, Sheri Moon Zombie, and then Carmen Electra and Salma Hayek.
"Woah...awesome! I'm Salma now!"
The transformations halted for a while as he looked in the mirror several more times - as he did he morphed back to his normal self, sighing as he did so. To him the transformations weren't so bad, he liked these a lot. Especially since he got to be several of his favorite celebrities and he was used to this sort of thing as well, he took another look into the mirror and as he did he underwent another change or two.
This time he morphed into Michelle Pffiefer, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Walken, Angelina Jolie and a few seconds later after those he turned into Christina Ricci. He couldn't believe his eyes, he had just morphed into several more of his favorites. He looked at himself for a few seconds, giving a satisfactory smile as he did so. He was enjoying this a lot, but he also know that the spirit was probably trolling him slightly so he kept on his guard.
A couple of minutes later he morphed back to normal before morphing into George Clooney, he admired his reflection before returning back to normal. His transformations had stopped, at least for now.
"Is that all? Whew..okay then, well that was fun...you can fly out of my body now."
"I'm just getting started..."
"You're not going to turn me into the Cryptkeeper are you?"
"No..."
"Well..what are you going to do?"
Of course a few seconds later he would regret asking that question, as his stomach made a series of unsettling gurgling sounds as if he digested some bad blood. He clutched onto his stomach as he groaned in agony, now fearing what was going to happen to him. Was he going to become some kind of demon? Would he become Freddy Krueger? Or the Crypt-Keeper? Or was he going to become a ghoul of some kind?
He panicked several times as his skin started to roughen a bit, but losing most of its imperfections and glistening in the process, in addition to this his hands and arms broadened a little bit as his chest and torso did the exact same thing. He looked down at his body as he saw his black spider themed t shirt and his jeans morphing into a business suit and pants, he shrieked several times as his hands enlarged.
"Oh no.. this ain't good..."
"For you that is, i'm enjoying this..."
"YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
"I think you'll get a kick out of this.."
The changes then progressed with his legs lengthened, looking at his feet he could see a pair of black shoes on them that went with his suit, he panicked several times as the changes progressed with him elevating in height to 6'2 while he gained around 198-236lbs of not quite fat and not quite muscle. His shoulders and back broadened a little bit as his neckline altered, a long crimson colored neckline wrapping itself around the latter.
His hair slicked itself back and turned from brown to platinum blonde as his brow furrowed, his eyebrows also thickened a bit - shifting to become the same color as his hair as his eyes widened, turning from their normal color to icy blue. His cheekbones rose a little as his nose became a bit more pronounced, his lips becoming almost slightly kissable as his facial features morphed and reshaped themselves, until he could have sworn he had a striking resemblance to..no, that couldn't have been. Within a few seconds later, his face had changed to that of early 2000's era Donald Trump.
"WHAT? DONALD TRUMP? THAT ISN'T FAIR! YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO HIM? IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE OF SOME KIND? Because if it is I...I am not laughing. Really, this isn't funny in the slightest."
He gasped a little bit as he heard his own voice deepen, becoming rougher but also fierce and authoritative - shifting several times to match his appearance - he gasped a few more times as he heard his voice which was now that of the person he resembled, which was to say he sounded like Donald J. Trump.
"Ah...that's much better..."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU TURNED ME INTO THE ONE PERSON NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO BE TURNED INTO AT ALL. THE PERSON EVERYONE AT THE MOMENT HATES WITH A PASSION AND WISHES WASN'T ALIVE. NOBODY WOULD EVER WANT TO BE TRUMP, NOT EVEN TRUMP HIMSELF...THIS IS RIDICULOUS."
"I don't think it's ridiculous."
"Well I do, l mean have you seen him? He pronounces huge as 'yuge' , he acts like an overgrown mutant child and he is a complete mess of a human being. Not to mention his eating habits...ugh...not even my father eats that much."
"Aaaaaw...there there...allow me to make you feel better about it.."
"I don't think so, pal."
"Here we go..."
But he didn't have a choice in the matter as his personality and memories were replaced with those of pre-election Donald Trump, a couple of seconds later the transformation completed itself as his hair took on the iconic style of 'The Donald's own hair, a few seconds more and he wasn't Nathan anymore, he was Donald Trump.
"On second thought...."
"On second thought...what?"
"On second thought, eh...this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
"So..you like it then?"
"Kind of...I mean don't get me wrong, he's not my first choice of a form to be morphed into via possession but still....not bad. At least it's not current Trump. I like this Trump better. He's much tamer and less horrifying."
"Well then...I can tell we're going to be a very effective team of sorts."
"How so?"
"Oh i'm sure you'll find out on your own..."
And thus, with that the spirit exited his body before whisking through the wall and taking on a shadowy form as he did so. Having had his fun and all but not entirely leaving him, as the new Trump found out he could use the monstrous influence of the spirit to his advantage and best of all, his former monster powers were still intact and he could still use them. He was still half vampire but this time it was mostly with 'The Donald' thrown in.
The commercial played back as it normally did featuring Trump and Grimace, only this time it had two Trumps, the real thing - basically pre-election Trump and the newly transformed second one that used to be Nathan. The latter of course was our hero. The commercial finished a few seconds later as he turned to the camera, patting Grimace on the back, and then giving a wide and confident smile.
After that, he stood up and looked out of the window, looking down at the people in the city and thinking to himself before clearing his throat, remembering the words of a certain Frankie Goes To Hollywood song. He chuckled a few times as he did so. Thinking of those particular lyrics in general.
"Shooting stars never stop, even when they reach the top. Shooting stars never stop even when they reach the top. After all...as the old saying goes - the world is my oyster. Ha ha ha ha! THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER! THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER! HA HA HA HA HA!"
As for what happened later, he decided to stick around as who he was - interacting with the actual pre-election Trump outside of the video and giving him advice, as well as using this as an opportunity to take charge of things and show the world what he was made of. Also he now had a job filling in when the actual pre-election Trump wasn't around and he did it quite well, nobody could tell the two of them apart.
Remember my friends, the only thing worse than constant computer crashes and buzzing noises are spirits emerging from the computer to try and possess you, and in those cases you must make perfectly sure that they have good taste. Oh and if you they turn you into something, pray it's not into something or someone that everyone hates.
Nathan (my character) to Donald Trump TF
NOTE:
This is a transformation story of my character into 2000's era Donald Trump, this is based on the infamous 2002 McDonalds commercial with Grimace and also elements from the movie 'Casper' including the possession angle. There are a couple of other transformations involved as well.
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Nathan Forester was the kind of guy that wouldn't be here where he was without his computer, but when his previous computress died due to not being able to function anymore, he thought he would be without a computer in general. Of course said computress transferred her aura and powers into the body of her doppelganger and was able to come back to life as a perfect copy of the old computress with a few differences, he still had to deal with a variety of problems.
Like for example that unearthly buzzing sound, the screen freezing up and a variety of browser related problems. At the very worst of times all three would happen at once and he would have to restart all over again, along with that dreaded 'critical alert' scam page that would pop up. That critical alert scam page to him was an abomination and he thought that whoever invented it was a horrible person that should be punished for what they had created.
One evening he was on Youtube and he was watching the infamous 2002 McDonalds Big 'N Tasty commercial featuring the purple monster known as Grimace and the presidential candidate known as Donald Trump. He thought the music in the commercial was slightly Ocean's Eleven-esque, considering the Ocean's Eleven remake came out in 2001. The commercial played as normal and then the next one after it played, but a few seconds later his Mozilla Firefox browser froze up.
"Aaaaw come on..."
He tried to get it unfrozen but it took quite a while and when he finally was able to get in unfrozen, the most bizarre thing happened, the screen turned golden and soon everything else started turning that same color as well, it was as if King Midas's curse was affecting everything in sight. Within a few seconds, the whole place was like the city of El Dorado..everything was covered in gold.
"What the?"
Just as he was about to close the browser, some of the gold reflected off his screen and onto him, blinding him for about 3 seconds. He panicked several times as what appeared to be a spirit of some kind emerged out of the screen, the spirit looked down at him with a sly smirk.
"Ah yes...you'll be perfect..."
"Perfect...for what?"
The spirit levitated around him, moving objects and using his magic to warp the environment from all around where he was standing - slowly morphing into the very setting from the commercial, he panicked several times as he tried to fight the spirit, the spirit chuckled a few times as he watched him.
"Oh boy...this is gonna be fun..."
"Stay the heck away from me or i'll go all Ghostbusters on you.."
He tried to fight the ghost off with some Ghostbusters style equipment and even going so far as to try and suck it up with a vacuum cleaner, but this spirit wouldn't give in, this was one resilient spirit - he was circling around him, chuckling as he did so. He ran around trying to bust the spirit, but the spirit was getting a few devious ideas of his own and getting the upper-hand to boot, this was one ghost that never gave up.
The spirit swirled towards him, laughing and cackling to himself as he made his way closer and closer to where he was. He tried to fight the spirit off for several minutes but the spirit was proving to be quite a challenge. The spirit laughed at him before getting closer to take a good look at him. To the spirit, he seemed like the perfect choice. He gave a sly smile before examining him.
"Don't even think about it, buddy! I know you're a ghost but I warn you, if you even think about entering my body there will be trouble - you will regret it. You will regret this and you will be paying the price as well."
"Oh I don't think i'll be regretting anything."
"W-W-What do you mean by that?"
"Remember when I said you'd be perfect..."
"Y-y-yeah..perfect for what?"
"Open wide, here I come!"
Without warning, the spirit charged forth as Nathan looked up in terror with his mouth agape, a few seconds later the spirit dived down into his body through the former and possessed him, he backed away slightly before checking to see if he had turned into a monster of any kind yet. He checked his reflection, and all seemed perfectly normal - it was if nothing had changed. He gave a sigh of relief as he did so.
But that was what the spirit that was possessing him wanted, and soon his reflection along with his appearance in general underwent several charges, the first morph was into B-Movie legend Bruce Campbell. He examined his transformed self for a few seconds - in admiration and also in fascination.
"Groovy..."
He then underwent another change of sorts, this time turning into Tony Todd before turning into James Corden, Jay Leno, Russell Brand, Bill Pullman, Lisa Marie Presley, Sissy Spacek and even Melissa Mcarthy and Elizabeth Hurley. The next few transformations were into Tom Savini, Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding, Sheri Moon Zombie, and then Carmen Electra and Salma Hayek.
"Woah...awesome! I'm Salma now!"
The transformations halted for a while as he looked in the mirror several more times - as he did he morphed back to his normal self, sighing as he did so. To him the transformations weren't so bad, he liked these a lot. Especially since he got to be several of his favorite celebrities and he was used to this sort of thing as well, he took another look into the mirror and as he did he underwent another change or two.
This time he morphed into Michelle Pffiefer, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Walken, Angelina Jolie and a few seconds later after those he turned into Christina Ricci. He couldn't believe his eyes, he had just morphed into several more of his favorites. He looked at himself for a few seconds, giving a satisfactory smile as he did so. He was enjoying this a lot, but he also know that the spirit was probably trolling him slightly so he kept on his guard.
A couple of minutes later he morphed back to normal before morphing into George Clooney, he admired his reflection before returning back to normal. His transformations had stopped, at least for now.
"Is that all? Whew..okay then, well that was fun...you can fly out of my body now."
"I'm just getting started..."
"You're not going to turn me into the Cryptkeeper are you?"
"No..."
"Well..what are you going to do?"
Of course a few seconds later he would regret asking that question, as his stomach made a series of unsettling gurgling sounds as if he digested some bad blood. He clutched onto his stomach as he groaned in agony, now fearing what was going to happen to him. Was he going to become some kind of demon? Would he become Freddy Krueger? Or the Crypt-Keeper? Or was he going to become a ghoul of some kind?
He panicked several times as his skin started to roughen a bit, but losing most of its imperfections and glistening in the process, in addition to this his hands and arms broadened a little bit as his chest and torso did the exact same thing. He looked down at his body as he saw his black spider themed t shirt and his jeans morphing into a business suit and pants, he shrieked several times as his hands enlarged.
"Oh no.. this ain't good..."
"For you that is, i'm enjoying this..."
"YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
"I think you'll get a kick out of this.."
The changes then progressed with his legs lengthened, looking at his feet he could see a pair of black shoes on them that went with his suit, he panicked several times as the changes progressed with him elevating in height to 6'2 while he gained around 198-236lbs of not quite fat and not quite muscle. His shoulders and back broadened a little bit as his neckline altered, a long crimson colored neckline wrapping itself around the latter.
His hair slicked itself back and turned from brown to platinum blonde as his brow furrowed, his eyebrows also thickened a bit - shifting to become the same color as his hair as his eyes widened, turning from their normal color to icy blue. His cheekbones rose a little as his nose became a bit more pronounced, his lips becoming almost slightly kissable as his facial features morphed and reshaped themselves, until he could have sworn he had a striking resemblance to..no, that couldn't have been. Within a few seconds later, his face had changed to that of early 2000's era Donald Trump.
"WHAT? DONALD TRUMP? THAT ISN'T FAIR! YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO HIM? IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE OF SOME KIND? Because if it is I...I am not laughing. Really, this isn't funny in the slightest."
He gasped a little bit as he heard his own voice deepen, becoming rougher but also fierce and authoritative - shifting several times to match his appearance - he gasped a few more times as he heard his voice which was now that of the person he resembled, which was to say he sounded like Donald J. Trump.
"Ah...that's much better..."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU TURNED ME INTO THE ONE PERSON NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO BE TURNED INTO AT ALL. THE PERSON EVERYONE AT THE MOMENT HATES WITH A PASSION AND WISHES WASN'T ALIVE. NOBODY WOULD EVER WANT TO BE TRUMP, NOT EVEN TRUMP HIMSELF...THIS IS RIDICULOUS."
"I don't think it's ridiculous."
"Well I do, l mean have you seen him? He pronounces huge as 'yuge' , he acts like an overgrown mutant child and he is a complete mess of a human being. Not to mention his eating habits...ugh...not even my father eats that much."
"Aaaaaw...there there...allow me to make you feel better about it.."
"I don't think so, pal."
"Here we go..."
But he didn't have a choice in the matter as his personality and memories were replaced with those of pre-election Donald Trump, a couple of seconds later the transformation completed itself as his hair took on the iconic style of 'The Donald's own hair, a few seconds more and he wasn't Nathan anymore, he was Donald Trump.
"On second thought...."
"On second thought...what?"
"On second thought, eh...this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
"So..you like it then?"
"Kind of...I mean don't get me wrong, he's not my first choice of a form to be morphed into via possession but still....not bad. At least it's not current Trump. I like this Trump better. He's much tamer and less horrifying."
"Well then...I can tell we're going to be a very effective team of sorts."
"How so?"
"Oh i'm sure you'll find out on your own..."
And thus, with that the spirit exited his body before whisking through the wall and taking on a shadowy form as he did so. Having had his fun and all but not entirely leaving him, as the new Trump found out he could use the monstrous influence of the spirit to his advantage and best of all, his former monster powers were still intact and he could still use them. He was still half vampire but this time it was mostly with 'The Donald' thrown in.
The commercial played back as it normally did featuring Trump and Grimace, only this time it had two Trumps, the real thing - basically pre-election Trump and the newly transformed second one that used to be Nathan. The latter of course was our hero. The commercial finished a few seconds later as he turned to the camera, patting Grimace on the back, and then giving a wide and confident smile.
After that, he stood up and looked out of the window, looking down at the people in the city and thinking to himself before clearing his throat, remembering the words of a certain Frankie Goes To Hollywood song. He chuckled a few times as he did so. Thinking of those particular lyrics in general.
"Shooting stars never stop, even when they reach the top. Shooting stars never stop even when they reach the top. After all...as the old saying goes - the world is my oyster. Ha ha ha ha! THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER! THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER! HA HA HA HA HA!"
As for what happened later, he decided to stick around as who he was - interacting with the actual pre-election Trump outside of the video and giving him advice, as well as using this as an opportunity to take charge of things and show the world what he was made of. Also he now had a job filling in when the actual pre-election Trump wasn't around and he did it quite well, nobody could tell the two of them apart.
Remember my friends, the only thing worse than constant computer crashes and buzzing noises are spirits emerging from the computer to try and possess you, and in those cases you must make perfectly sure that they have good taste. Oh and if you they turn you into something, pray it's not into something or someone that everyone hates.
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