King Of The Night.

King Of The Night.
Jay Leno TF/Vampire motif.

NOTE:
This is a nod to 80's and 90's vampire movies,  the picture of Jay used as a reference is one that was taken in the early to late 90's,   and of course this has horror/comedy elements to it as well as nods to vampire mythology and vampire rules.  This also has a few Tales From The Crypt inspired one-liners.
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Nathan was sometimes a very heavy sleeper,  and some occasions a lightsleeper due to his nocturnal nature which went with his horror related interests,   and he also on occasion had trouble sleeping because he could never figure out which was the better way to face when sleeping,   well that and he remembered the insect problems that sometimes plagued the apartment he currently lived in.    He was never a day-person either,   in fact he felt more like he belonged to the night.   He always kept it nice and dark in his room,   the blinds were always shut because he didn't want to get blinded by the rays of the sun or sunburned from that matter and the only light that ever shone was either the light across the hallway or the light of the moon.

One night he was returning from another monster-hunting adventure when he was ambushed and attacked by what appeared to be a large menacing vampire bat-like creature, the bat-like creature lunged at him before sinking its sharp teeth into his neck,  the bat-like creature then flew out of the window and headed off into the night.

"Yowww...what the hell?  That stupid bat just bit me.  Well...all I can say is that I hope that little guy doesn't have rabies or anything,  i'd HATE to come down with that or to die from some horrible disease."

Fortunately,   the bite did not give him a disease of any kind,  but he found himself experiencing the side effects of the mythical side of this type of bite,  which included heightened senses,  aversions to holy symbols,  and various vampiric traits including of course bloodlust.    It was apparent that he going over to the more vampiric side,  it was then that the second side-effect started kicking in along with a transformation of sorts.

He instinctively hissed several times as his regular monster hunter's shirt slowly turned light blue and developed a denim texture as a dark jacket appeared around it,  the shirt in particular was a button-up shirt.   In the process,  he started to bulk up a bit and gain a bit of lean muscle as his pants turned a dark bluish-grey color with a bat/spider themed belt-buckle,   his usual dark brown boots blackened a bit but were still very fashionable,  especially since they went so well with his outfit.

He also found himself growing from his normal height to 5'11,  he panted several times as the changes progressed,  he had quite a bit of a strong lean-muscled build -  he also felt himself getting inhuman strength and agility as a result,   in the process his shoulders broadened a bit and his hair slowly turned from brown to a whitish color with a black streak in the middle,   his eyebrows also turned black as his eyes turned from hazel to a beautiful shade of blue,   his eyes also widened a little.   In the process his features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves,  until he resembled 90's era Jay Leno...well except for the chin of course,  which was to follow.

There was a tingling sensation in his lower-jaw as his chin elongated and stretched out,  slowly extending until it resembled Leno's famous chin,  his voice also shifted in several ways until it sounded like Leno's voice as well,  in the process his more vampiric instincts took over as he licked his lips - he felt very thirsty...for blood.  Now as his transformation completed itself,  he was not only the king of late night but also the king of the night in general,  he was a vampiric version of Jay Leno.

Leno hissed slightly before turning into a bat-like creature and hanging upside down from the perch nearby,  resting for a few hours -  a few hours later,   one of his old former roommates came into the apartment to see what was going on,   hoping to find Nathan -  only to be met with shock when Leno morphed out of bat-like creature form to his normal form and attacked him.

"Leno?  What are you doing here?"

"Oh...I was just passing by and I decided to check out the place.  I like what your friend here has done with it.   Nice and dark,  perfect.    And loving the bat as well.  That is a cute bat and such a misunderstood creature, like me."

"Misunderstood?  You're a complete monster..."

"Has Team CoCo been spreading lies and rumors about me again?  They never learn.   Even when I tell them to let it go,  they just won't.    Like I said,  they never learn and just think they can go around ruining my reputation like that."

"But they said it's true..."

"I know I know...they said I suck..."

He smiled in a sly manner,  revealing his teeth which were also now much sharper than normal,    his canines in particular had extended to become akin to vampiric fangs,  he hissed slightly as he moved towards him with inhuman agility,  snarling in a vampiric manner as his blue eyes briefly turned a dark shade of red.

"Uh oh..."

"And they were sort of right...but of course,  they failed to see that it's NBC that can be blamed for the 2009 incident.    I'm no monster though,  i'm as nice as can be,   it's just that you know how it is..."

"Yeah...sort of."

"Well..you know how NBC is...sometimes they're nice,  and sometimes.."

"Sometimes what?"

His fingernails lengthened and sharpened as he brushed them against the neck of another roommate,  before slicing said roommates throat and sending the roommates head falling clean off in a gory mess.    He moved closer towards the other roommate,  in a menacing and vampiric manner as if he was levitating rather than walking.

".....And sometimes they can be real 'cutthroat'  when it comes to their methods".

"Holy hell...you're...."

"A....Vampire?  Why yes,  I am."

"But how?"

"I got bitten...I thought you of all people would know that.  After all,  it's one of the main things about vampire lore,   well that and the rule of vampires can't come into people's homes unless you invite them."

"Wait a minute....did that bat that flew in before bite you?"

"Oh yes...."

He lunged at his former roommate as his brow became more monstrous looking and his blue eyes once again turned an eerie shade of blood red as he snarled,  he licked his lips slightly as he started thinking about what his former roommate's blood might taste like.  He then picked him up with inhuman strength as he opened his mouth -  revealing his fangs and sharp pointed teeth.

"Please don't eat me..."

"What makes you think i'd do that?"

"Because you're a monster...."

"Oh please....I only drink blood."

"Anything but that...please don't drink mine."

The roommate tried to make a run for it but he found himself at the receiving end of Jay's bite,   after his blood was drained out the remains were licked up and he collapsed on the floor as he fell.     After the room-mate was drained of his blood and after he fell,  Jay decided that it was time to go and give his vampire powers a test drive,  so after cleaning himself up he turned to the collapsed room-mate.

"Well...I gotta say,  your blood tastes pretty good,  you know that?  I really do mean it. But I have the feeling that this isn't going to be enough for tonight.  After all I have a big mission planned and I gotta keep up my energy."

"Huh?"

"Don't you worry,  i'll return later..."

And so with that,   Jay turned into a bat-like creature and flew off into the night to go and search for more blood and once he arrived in the middle of the city square he decided to go and head to a certain nightclub which was also said to be occupied by vampires,  but before he did  -  he decided to go on a bit of a blood-driven hunting spree for fresh victims.

As for what happened later,  now that he was a vampire and all,  Jay now could stay up all he wanted and didn't have to worry about being a heavy sleeper ever again and besides if he wanted to rest  he could just return back to his lair before sunrise for a nice daylight slumber, knowing that when darkness falls -  that would be his time to shine.

Remember,  sometimes being a night-owl and/or a light or heavy sleeper has advantages - especially when it comes to being supernatural and everything -  there's a whole lot to enjoy about being monstrous after all.

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