World of Monsters

Remembering Michael This is a post to commemorate the loss of one Michael Joseph Jackson or MJ for short,  he was like a musical mentor to me and I loved his music so much. It's a pity he's gone because I loved and cherished him and he was like a mentor to me,  his music inspired me on so many levels. Rest in piece Michael....you'll always be in our hearts.

Meet Brutus, a male Werebelushi and the current boyfriend of werebelushi brat pack leader Scarlett. The two of them have a lot in common, including the fact they're both Werebelushis. But Brutus wasn't always a werebelushi though, he once was a student by the name of Bernie Grototofski. He was banned several times from an organization run by Mrs Julie Hurrey, you see Mrs Julie Hurrey or Julie H. was a huge fan of this Blues Brothers esque band of soul musicians and she worked very hard to keep her organization safe from what she deemed to be weirdoes. And unfortunately for him, he got on her bad side one more too many times resulting in him not only getting banned but being exiled. One night he was determined to try and make things up to her but when he rushed over to her house and ran inside, he found that she wasn't at all pleased to see him. "Julie!" "Oh...it's YOU! What do you want, you weirdo?" "I've come to confess someth...

Disclaimer: This is 100% fictional and not based on any persons real living or dead.  Any similarities are purely coincidentally. ------- You're entering another dimension, not only a dimension of sight and sound but of mind, of things and ideas and of monstrous fears come alive - you may not know it, but you are entering a zone known as the Twilight Zone. Devon was a 30 year old man who was obssessed with cars and loved to show off his own car in photographs even though his car (a 1989 Lexus V4) looked like second grade trash. He loved his car more than anything, even more than his own girlfriend and his brother. He didn't care about the feelings of anyone he picked on, all he called about was his car. One night he was in his abode, he was trying to sleep but he couldn't because he kept having recurring nightmares in which his car spoke to him in a sinister sounding voice and most of the time he didn't even know if it was real or if it was just a dream becaus...

Snack Time Fun Kangaroo and Werebelushi TF ------------------------------- It was mid-evening in the Forester household, and Nathan and his best pal Alex were in the kitchen having a little conversation. The two of them were discussing their latest transformation adventure when Alex started feeling peckish. "Man..i'm hungry.. got anything to eat?" "Maybe there's something in the fridge." Alex went off to the fridge and spotted a cookie jar, normally this would have been kept in the cupboard but he couldn't help but pick it up and try some of the cookies inside. "Huh? Cookie Jar? What's that doing here?" "I don't recall that being there yesterday..." The sweet smell of the sugary tenderness came through his nostrils as he began taking small bites of the cookies inside. Nathan tried to warn him but he didn't listen, he just kept on eating. "This smells rare..." "No! Don't eat them, try to resist....c...

---------------- Throughout history costumes and makeup have been a crucial part in bringing a character to life on stage and on screen. And there have been many special occassions where wearing costumes is a part of the festivities including Halloween and Mardi Gras as well as the Jewish holiday of Purim and the Mexican Day of the Dead. It is often said that wearing costumes on halloween keeps evil spirits away, but there are some who dress up for special conventions. One evening our heroines Kathleen, Sophia and Kathryn were looking for a place to buy special fx makeup for a presentation. Unfortunately all of the costume shops in the neighbourhood were closed except for one - and that one was one of the most famous shops in the Monster World. "Say...I haven't seen that one before." "I have, it's been featured in every monster themed magazine." "Really? How come I haven't heard of it?" "Because it's only known in the Monster Worl...

Sorry about that, there was a bit of a problem with the "Security Shield" virus scam thing. To be fair at least it's better than what those morons at EDF (Encyclopedia Dramatica forums) did to me.   I mean not even Endsenten, Odd-Guy, or Mag-Dumb would be clever enough to pull this sort of thing off.

Hi i'm Nathan aka monstermaster13 and I remember it so you don't have to. Today's review is of a shameful attempt at making a sequel to one of the best 80's movies ever. Remember Jake and Elwood Blues and their mission from god? Of course you do. Who doesn't love those Blues Brothers and their musical mayhem induced misadventures? John Belushi and Dan Akyroyd made one hell of a comedic duo and the original was one of John Landis's best works next to An American Werewolf In London, Animal House, Oscar and The Three Amigos. This movie is nothing more than an attempt to try and follow up to the original - and it fails. John Landis returns to direct even though some say that his directing career sort of went downhill in the late 80's (specifically some say it was after the accident that killed Vic Morrow and those kids during the filming of Twilight Zone: The Movie) and onto the 90's (although Oscar with Sly Stallone was moderately good - heck...

Hi, i'm Nathan aka Monstermaster13 here with another one of my tributes. This is one about one of the funniest, most underrated performers ever - of course i'm talking about Belushi. No....not James Belushi. I'm talking about his more talented older bro John Belushi. For those who didn't grow up with the retro era of SNL - John Belushi was one of the original cast members - back then, they were called The-Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time Players. So get ready to put on your Blues Brothers hat and shades and practice your impersonation of a common blemish - it's time for the lowdown on the Albanian Oak himself mr John Adam Belushi. Words cannot describe how awesome this man was, John Belushi was like what would happen if you crossed Taz and Yosemite Sam together. A master of physical comedy and not to mention the man who perfected the eyebrow raise way before Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson even became famous or way before Dreamworks started to try and imitate it with...

I have something I wish to confess. A long while back before I got my own ED article I used to be a failtroll on forums specificially Blues Brothers Central. I went under numerous names including Blackadder IIII, Cubby Blues and Crazy Jake and I acted kinda a little out of my mind and I kept claiming I was a Werebelushi in order to try and make myself stand out. My behaviour caused quite a bit of tension between forum members and I didn't know any better and I didn't know how to follow rules at the time, and it was all my fault - I just couldn't take a hint. I was banned numerous times for my bad behavior and since I wasn't a very good listener I somehow thought it would be a good idea for me to come back there numerous times again and again. This was sort of a huge mistake on my part as I should have known better than to that disobey others, it's something that I really am ashamed of doing. And yeah there was a brief period in which I was delusional enough t...

This is a character bio sheet for my Animal House spin-off series National Lampoon's Animal House Chronicles. This concept was one I came up with long before Monster High got created, and this is mainly a spin-off of the classic 1979 movie with the original Delta house members including Bluto. It also includes some new fraternities to join up with the deltas, in this case the "Alphas" and "Gammas". You can choose to be a Delta/Gamma/Alpha, and it's not just human characters that inhabit the dorm rooms of these houses but also monster characters too so you choose to be a monster of some kind as well. This is what the character bio sheet looks like. Name is where you put your character's real name, the Delta/Alpha/Gamma Tau Chi Name is where you put the nickname he/she is referred to is called by their fellow dorm mates. Age is where your put how old your character is, can be anywhere from teenage years to 40 years old but if you're not sure, you c...

I'd just like to confess something to everyone.   I wasn't  lying through my teeth when I mentioned that my mother had met Jack Black,  it is 100%  true my mom DID meet him. And I DID see Tenacious D in concert so I am not lying either. 

------------ Hi there Monstermaster13 here with another list, this time it's centered around one of my favorite movie stars EVER. I admit it I am obssessed with Sylvester Stallone and his incredibly awesome movies, and who can blaim me? The guy's just incredibly awesome and epic in every aspect. When the word 'badass' comes to mind he is right up there with Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Mr T, Clint Eastwood, The Governator himself, and of course the underrated but awesome beyond all reason Bruce Campbell. My first introduction to Sly first came from the Nostalgia Critic and his review of Judge Dredd (1995), as well as Film Brain's review of Spy Kids 3: Game Over, and Spoony's Demolition Man game review. So put your boxing gloves on and get ready for some high explosive action, because it's time for the Top 18 reasons why Sly Stallone is Awesome list. 18. He has a birthday in the same month as Bruce Campbell. Sly and Bruce Campbell have a lot in c...

---------------------------- Ever since I got attacked by a WereStallone earlier this week, nothing has been quite the same thing for me. For starters, not only have I got to balance being 'Growler' and fighting off enemy monsters that may come my way but also turning into a WereStallone as well. All I have to try and do is keep my newly developed WereStallone instincts and urges under control and try not to let them get the better of me. Of course, at times it's not as easy as it looks. What with me changing every night, it seems like it would have to take some time to get used to it. And this was one of those nights, for the past several nights a WereStallone had been sighted and the local news had been covering it. I had been asked by my boss and a few associates to do a report on this particular subject. I was in the office that night working on the computer and starting work on that report, of course I was a little worried that I wouldn't be able to compl...