World of Monsters

The Origins Of Walken Chris Walken TF with hypnosis theme Disclaimer: This is a story told from the perspective of my persona Nathan which is also a Walken origin story,  if you don't like these types of stories or are under the impression it is real.  They are not,  these are just part of a Walken themed storyline - if you really honestly do think it is real you need professional help. --------------------------------------------- You may not believe this story but there was once a time in which I was well...a human,  I know what you are thinking....but you are Walken...how can a Walken claim to be human? Walkens prey on humans  -  this makes no sense!   Well,   it is a long and complicated story  but I will tell you it. It happened in Summer of last year,   I had recently made friends with quite a lot of people who were fans of Chris Walken -  just like me.    One night I decided to have a little bit of fun ...

Stand Up Guys Review --------------------------------------- Chris: Hello humans,   Walkens and fellow creatures of the night -   I am your humble host Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon.   It seems that a lot of humans are noticing me and taking note of my Walkenity.     I have news for all my fellow Walken fans out there...it's September.   And do you know what that means?   That's right,  it's getting close to Hallo-Walken time.   That special time of year every October when the Walken's long lost sibling the Hessian Horseman comes to terrorize all the poor helpless humans,  decapitate them and feed on their delicious blood.      And every Walken and She-Hessian converts the lucky ones that don't get killed into Walkens and She-Hessians. For those who are new,  welcome to the Walken's Lair.   Enjoy your stay here.  Because we've got quite a lot of Walken movies ...

I apologize for the lack of activity and posts today,  it's just that the internet has been extremely slow since Yesterday because of the whole internet slow-down thing.   It sucks really,  because I don't want to have to keep using my ad-infected Internet Explorer browser.   I just hope that this blows over.

Chris: Hello humans,   fellow Walkens and creatures of the night.   It is I,  your bloodthirsty lord and master of darkness,  fear and Walkenity -  Chris the alpha Walken.   It has been quite a while since we dived into the Walken’s lair hasn’t it?   Of course it is.   And we have so many Walken movies to go through and so much Walkenity to experience.    I have also been getting quite a bit of positive attention by humans on the Deviantart forums.    They seem to really love me and my hypnotic powers.   I can’t wait to add some of them to my Walken convert. Also...I have encountered a lovely user on Google Plus by the name of Gabriela Peina,  who is a huge fan of all things Walkeny.    I see a potential She-Hessian warrioress in her.  Yes,  I am a vampiric being who is essentially the essence of Walkenity itself -   thank you for noticing. Now I had originally planned to review...

Walken To The Cult Christopher Walken TF/Hypnosis theme NOTE: This is inspired by the works of Fighting-Wolf-Fist and pays homage to vampire movies and folklore. Disclaimer: This story is mostly fictional so none of it is real,  if you think it is real you are either insane or most likely are in need of a straitjacket,  an enema,  and another enema. ------------------------------------ Ever since I first became a fan of Christopher Walken,  people had been wondering why I obsess over him so much -   they think of me as some kind of crazy loon with a bizarre obsession rather than anything else.    But I knew that somewhere out there are people who are equally as devoted as I am. Even though Walken himself is not in favor of technology,   I happened to come across a site known as the Walken’s Cowbell Cult,  a cult dedicated to Chris Walken and his works, looking it up I found that there were various different sectors of this cult all...

Bram Stoker’s Christopher Male Walken TF/vampire theme Disclaimer: This is told from the point of view from a character who shares the same name as the character Renfield from the classic novel Bram Stoker’s Dracula.  This story is mostly fictional and a satirical take on vampire movies,  in particular Bram Stoker’s Dracula and is inspired by Dracula: Dead and Loving It. ---------------------------------------- Hello,   my name is Nathaniel Renfield and I am an inmate at the local asylum,  as for why I am in there -  well let’s just say I have a bug-eating habit and passion for Walken related things.    You see,   I have heard a lot about these beings called Walkens and they are like vampires.    My master Christopher Walken has told me that he will make me as immortally Walkeny as himself and I believe him,  they say i’m crazy but they’re the crazy ones I tell you -   they don’t understand how much I car...

Werebelushi Reviews: THM ---------------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks like John Belushi,  he is seen wearing a The Shining t-shirt.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone,   it's me again -  That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Remember when I did my review on Bride Of The Living Dummy?   I brought up a bit of history regarding the Goosebumps tv series and the books they are based on.   Now,  although Slappy is considered one of the main villains/Big Bads of the Goosebumps universe,   there is one entity however that seems to be more threatening.    As in it is more menacing.   That is refered to as none other than The Haunted Mask.    The so called mask has no actual name,   but it still is a prominent villain in the series,  including in the recent books. Let's get started shall we?   This is Goosebumps:  The Haunted Mask, the very first episode of the tv show to ai...