Search And Destroy Review



Chris:
Hello humans,   fellow Walkens and creatures of the night.   It is I,  your bloodthirsty lord and master of darkness,  fear and Walkenity -  Chris the alpha Walken.   It has been quite a while since we dived into the Walken’s lair hasn’t it?   Of course it is.   And we have so many Walken movies to go through and so much Walkenity to experience.    I have also been getting quite a bit of positive attention by humans on the Deviantart forums.    They seem to really love me and my hypnotic powers.   I can’t wait to add some of them to my Walken convert.

Also...I have encountered a lovely user on Google Plus by the name of Gabriela Peina,  who is a huge fan of all things Walkeny.    I see a potential She-Hessian warrioress in her.  Yes,  I am a vampiric being who is essentially the essence of Walkenity itself -   thank you for noticing.

Now I had originally planned to review Jersey Boys as I had plans to see it with my human friends and my loyal Walken army,   but sadly -  we just couldn’t find a perfect time to go and see it at the cinema.   So instead we’re going to look at the 1995 movie Search And Destroy.

This movie is one of many in the Hypnotic And Quasi-Vampiric Walken saga of films that started with King Of New York.   In this movie directed by David Salle.   Griffin Dunne (Jack from An American Werewolf In London)  plays a failed businessman who after reading a book by Dr Waxling (Dennis Hopper) wants to make it into a movie.   Unfortunately,   he has a terrible track record and he still has to obtain the rights.  

He arranges a meeting with Dr Waxling,  but winds up sleeping with Waxling’s secretary,  the two them move to New York where they meet Kim Ulander (the always alluring and vampiric Walken) who is a businessman with a obsession for the dangerous lifestyle.

Walken is at his most hypnotic here,  and I mean it.   Every part of his role in this is hypnotic,  so very alluring -  you will forever be entranced by him and his hypnotic presence.   Especially once you see him sing and dance.

As twisted and bizarre as this movie is,   I loved it and I give it ten of ten and two Walkenized clawed thumbs up.   If you’re a Walken fan,  you’ll definitely want to watch this.  I guarantee it,  if not...I can always hypnotize you.

I’m Chris the alpha Walken and this has been my review of Search And Destroy,  stick around with me for more Walkeny goodness from me and my beloved Walken convent.

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