World of Monsters

Werebelushi rants: Law and Order NOTE: This is mainly a satirical rant and not to be taken seriously,  no celebrities were harmed in the making of this rant. ------------------------------ (We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is dressed as a police officer) Werebelushi: Hello everyone i’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and it’s time for another werebelushi rant.   This is a very important one so listen carefully. Every website has different rules and things you can and cannot do,  just like real life - and just like in real life,  you can get in trouble for it and there are certain things you can and cannot do. You may think you can do and say whatever you want on the internet,  but there are always people who won’t hesitate to put you in your place. A lot of websites for example are very uptight when it comes to the copyright thing like Deviantart and youtube among others,  if even the slightest screenshot comes up - ...

Werebelushi: So yeah...we’re doing another rant on dumb haters again,  oh goody.   Looks like Benthelooney has been targetted again.  Oh boy, this is going to be a long night I can tell you that. I’m not going to name any names but let’s just say that I find these people to be particularly mind-baffling. So apparently they think that Ben is gay because he likes shows that are for girls and have female characters in them.   Mainly shows like My Little Pony:  Friendship Is Magic and the Powerpuff Girls. So...liking a show that is for a female demographic or has female characters in it makes you gay, huh?  Well that’s bullshit.  I grew up watching Disney movies where the protagonists were princesses and such and I turned out fine.   I grew up with stuff like The Powerpuff Girls.    And again I turned out fine. Homoseuality is a preference and life-style choice that the person in general is either comfortable with or feels is right for them....

ftW:  Legacy of Hathor NOTE: This story is based on a hypnosis audio file called Hathor's Cowgirl and is a cow-girl tg/TF story.    Warning:  May contain lactation. ---------------------------------------- Aaron Saravat was in his apartment one night when he recieved a strange package,   he went on over to  see what kind of package it was. The front of the package said that it was sent to him from Ancient Egypt,    he opened the package and found a statue inside. The statue was a small or medium sized one depicting a female figure,   very lithe and slender but with wide hips,  large breasts,   hair that was rather long in length along with bovine-like ears,  horns and a tail.   The figure was dressed in a robe with a white and gold, and had tan skin that was sort of like fur.    She also  sported a sundisk crown on her head. "Who would send me a statue like this?  I don't remember sending a...

This is a little disclaimer for those who think that this shit is real.   Absolutely nothing regarding the monsters in my stories is real. The Werebelushi In The Shades is a fictional character and as such his opinions are different than my own therefore...if you think that he is real you are either a troll or in need of serious professional help or both. The rants segments are NOT real either....and neither are werecreatures in general,  werecreatures are mythical beings which means they are fictional and not real. If you really think that they are real then you need professional help.    Now I used to pretend to be one all the time but I got trolled because of it...so please,  do not call me any of the following insulting names: Werething. Werejohncandy. Werepig/Werehog. Wereasspie. And furthermore....if anyone tries to steal my Werecelebrity gimmick and make fun of it for trolling purposes then they are completely out of their mind. Also.....

Just a heads up...I won't be available on Monday, because I have to go to the hospital to have my check-up and some of my teeth taken out.

(We see a male Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table and he has a mug of beer in his hand) Werebelushi: Well...here we are again….at another Werebelushi rant.  I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and it looks like another idiotic comment has manifested itself.  Oh boy...I thought I made myself clear when I said that I want people to STOP talking shit about Nathan!   But apparently -  some people are so thick headed they don’t get it.   They think that just because they’re on the internet -   means that they are allowed to act like idiots and jerk-assess all the time and not care about the feelings of others. Look!  Just because you’re on the internet doesn’t give you the right to say shit about others that isn’t true.    That’s NOT how free speech works.  True it gives you the right to have opinions and what not -  but even IRL slander and hate speech in general are frowned upon.  And...