Piff’s Fishy Comedy Hour

 Corey and Oats in..

Piff’s Fishy Comedy Hour

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Everyone knows that Piff is no ordinary pufferfish,  he was an extremely funny Japanese pufferfish who was very popular on Youtube - with over 251 subscribers and over 66,000 views - this fish was making waves just by being himself and to think it all started with a bathtub - and now he had so many fans. Recently Piff had made a special mystery video that had a church background with some candles that he blew out and a message saying ‘The Piff Channel will return after this’ which sparked some interest from his fans.

His fans had interesting theories about what this meant and even made their own videos about what they thought it meant, of course this inspired Piff to come up with another comedy special show as that day after morning tea he gathered everyone together to do a special, as he used some magic in the bedbox to make it happen.

The comedy show’s intro began with Piff as a samurai running through a forest and avoiding traps and fighting demons before running towards the stage as the announcer exclaimed in an excited manner..’Ladies and gentlemen and sea creatures of all species, it’s time to clap your hands and fins together and laugh like a maniac because it’s The Piff Show’, Piff jumped up on stage and danced as he picked up a microphone. ‘And now here’s your fabulous finned host, Piff.’

‘Hello everyone and welcome to the Piff Show.  I am your host and star of the show, Piff and we have lots of fun skits for you today.’ Piff announced as he started the collection of skits, which began with a funny cooking show skit where he was a chief making seaweed sandwiches, he was showing the audience how to make them and laughing at and/with some onion puppets while performing a dance number to the Uncle Devin song ‘I Like Onions’.

Which was followed by a skit where Piff did a parody of the public domain horror movie trend by doing a fake trailer for a ‘Piff the Psycho Fish’ horror movie he made up which got a lot of applause, followed by a skit that he came up with inspired by Vyond videos.  In it, a nasty fake news reporter from a troll site made up a report about Nathan and all the others that was not true. ‘Ah yes, by bugging Nathan’s tumblr account universe self over and over and trying to insist that the negative Drmusic storyarc is canon I will prove myself to be superior to him, because I clearly have no originality.’

Nathan popped up to respond…’Yes, you do, really now, you’re making up a bunch of rumors about me that were already made up and proven false ages ago?’ ‘But you lust over child and teenage characters, the 2012 April issue of Weirdo Magazine told me so.’  ‘That issue was an April Fools joke, it was written by Nathan himself to lampoon cult groups like you.  Oh yes, because having one of the bad actors from that universe totally does count as evidence, when it doesn’t.’

‘What now…Totally Washed Up News is still the main relevant fake parody news organization and I want to get it back on the map.’   ‘Your chance to put it back on the map ended in 2018 after the leaders went through the woke agenda and all the jokes became about making fun of other magazines. I used to like your magazine but targeting me just for an article I did as a joke in the much superior Weirdo Magazine, that’s too much. I get it, you must be desperate for new content since the subject of your last report ended up in prison after being possessed by Satan into writing bad Good Omens fanfiction, but come on, don’t you know that Weirdo Magazine beat you to getting good punching bag/sacrifice material and that the only target you could get was the bad Good Omens fanfic writer, the guy who identified as Ickis from Aaah Real Monsters and the Redneck Possum Murderer which was itself a parody movie trailer I made on Youtube to fool people? And that I retired all of my characters I made during my really bad era and do not want anyone bringing them back?’ ‘Wait, you retired those characters and there was no Redneck Possum Murderer?’ ‘Yep, RPM - not to be confused with the Power Rangers series also titled RPM -  was a fake parody movie trailer I did on Youtube and I retired all my old characters because I felt they did not age well,  I will not be bringing any of those characters back, not even in spin-offs, remakes, revivals, or sequels.’  ‘Noooo. You must, you must keep fulfilling my expectations of you or I will be fired from the network.’

A crazy fan-girl screamed..’But Nathan me and that actress are an OTP’ ‘That’s just gross, you are shipping yourself with a real person who does not want to be in your adventures, your adventures and his are a twisted parody and they are bad. Also, also you kept making grounding videos about me in the first place and you stole my were-celebrity stories and did lame porno parodies of them including one used a Jett Neptune look-a-like.’

“But senpai, you don’t like it?”

“Of course he doesn’t like it he hates it.”

The fangirl tried to attack Nathan by sending a bad porno parody of Nathan’s old characters in the form of a bad werecreature parody wearing a fake chin painted green that only had a slight resemblance to Jett Neptune only for Piff to use a magic spell that banished the badly designed monster into a prison dimension where the monster was grounded for a long time and forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal.  The fangirl was also sent to face a punishment in one of the cells in that dimension which was being married to a male were-aykroyd dum dum which was one of Dumius’s were-aykroyd thralls got married and she was forced to become a dum dum were-aykroyd herself and forced to give birth to multiple mini-were-aykroyds.

‘And now for you, you should know that making false reports on people that do not want to be reported on is wrong. Saying he blows his pipe organ to younger characters is just wrong and not true, we all know it was one of your friends that had that obsession and also saying he and the actress are the same when your organization used that actress for sadistic experiments, also the plushophile article was a joke in the April Fools issue of Weirdo Magazine and you should know that magazine is a parody magazine. You should be ashamed,  and for that you are grounded until the police force in the tumblr universe bans villains from using the anonymous message system and while you are grounded you will eat nothing but lumpy potatoes for every meal and then undergo a series of comedic transformation punishments.’

The reporter was transported into the same prison dimension as the others and had the exact same punishment but with a twist - his twist being that he would be forced to undergo a series of funny transformation punishments including being turned into a motorcar, Slimer, an onion (because Piff loved onions and thought they were funny), a talking toilet (which was Werebelushi’s idea),  and even into Lisa Marie Smith, Jenna Ortega, and even into a shortstack pufferfish-woman that resembled Piff.  

Which was followed by another skit with Piff where he did a strange interpretive dance performance to an audio poem he made about his nightmares of the fish-monster from the movie ‘Humanoids from The Deep’ and even conjured up the fish-monster from a giant television screen that was in the wall, followed by a musical kitchen comedy with some funny onion muppets where he made seaweed sandwiches for lunch.

Followed by a gameshow segment where he challenged the Alanastiums to a game where they had to answer questions about fish species, and several funny infomercial parodies and fake movie trailers,  he then did a talkshow segment where he interviewed some truly talented fish and they all had afternoon tea together.

Several classic MTV style skits came up next including Piff’s own take on Beavis and Butthead, and there was also a skit with Piff playing a salesman who sold funny onion shaped bags door to door,  a skit where Piff travelled into the worlds of various shows including Spongebob, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, South Park, Simpsons, Powerpuff Girls and Invader Zim.

They all took part in a funny dinner party skit where Piff made sushi for all of his friends and they all finished the show with a song and dance as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and everyone thanked her and Piff for the adventure before Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish.

After going on a fishing adventure the fish couple had a karaoke session and they performed a duet, when their karaoke session was finished they had a relaxation session, Piff and Tangie made fish themed crafts and had ASMR sessions before getting ready for bed.

Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his pink princess night-gown and they all brushed their teeth, Piff initiated the closedown sequence as an animated pufferfish wearing pajamas yawned and brushed his teeth as the daytime background morphed into a night time one and a message saying…’We have had a great time playing today, we are heading into the water to swim in the sea of dreams but we will return again tomorrow, love from your pals on the Piff Channel’ popped up.

Piff jumped into bed with Tangie as the two fish kissed each-other, he gave a heartwarming goodnight speech which was: ‘We certainly have had all kinds of adventures together and I hope you have enjoyed this one, don’t worry we have more for you tomorrow, goodnight to you all love from Piff and all his pals on the Piff Channel’, as Anglo turned off the light and they all drifted off to sleep.

As they drifted off they all had sweet dreams of their adventures and Piff even dreamed of making more funny skits and comedy specials, and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming so stay tuned.