wb rants - love at first bite.

Werebelushi:


Okay...this was going to be a review but screw it, it's a rant, why would someone do fanfics based on The Human Centipede? I fucking hate that movie franchise, I know I love all things horror, but Human Centipede doesn't even belong in the same category as real horror movies, it's gross and overrated. i'm not going to go over the fic's story because believe it or not there isn't one, it's just some person's oc falling in love with the movie's villain Dr Heiter, look...I hate Doctor Heiter, and out all of the villains I cannot understand why someone would fall in love with him?  I mean eeeeew...who would want to have lovely love relationships with that guy, i am not going to berate the writer of the fic or do a 'vague-post' about them or do anything like do 'pseudo revenge fics', i'm not one of those types that goes around saying 'this person is an asshole because of something they did, please block them' like some kind of pathetic person who can't move on, i am just going to say...whoever wrote this, must have hybristophilia.  This is even odder than that frolloxoc story I discovered...I mean Frollo, seriously? He's not even a young villain, he's elderly.  But at least he's a human character, yeah i'm sorry but you'll never make me fall for Baloo, Simba, or any non-morphic character no matter how many rule34 pics i see.  You can try if you like but these guys aren't my type, not in the slightest.



Because the fic has some rather gross sex scenes in it I am not going to describe the scenes, but just imagine in your mind what the writer's oc looks like. I know I shouldn't be the one to judge this given what my female counterpart was like when she did a fic of her investigative journalist self being lovers with Vilmer Slaughter.



She-Belushi:


Hey, are you talking smack about Matthew Mcconaughey?



Werebelushi:


No i'm not, i'm just saying that I find the pairing in this fic to be bizarre and am comparing it to that.  Besides, I know everyone already writes fics about me being paired up with Angela, no...not Sleepaway Camp Angela, Night of the Demons Angela.  But come on Doctor Heiter?  At least make it a horror character who is attractive or appealing, even in a non-conventional way, like Matt Cordell. Hey, I get compared to Robert Z'Dar a lot, hey...my chin isn't THAT size, Z'Dar had cherubism I don't have it, so it's unfair.  Anyway, this fic is just gross and wrong and honestly..it wouldn't surprise me if this person did have hybristophilia given their choice in a killer to crush over.  Look, there's nothing wrong with crushing on a villain, have you seen how much attention Erik, Mozenrath, The Hessian and yes even slashers get from female fans?  It's just...ick, why him? 

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