opinion rant.

 Werebelushi:

Look, if anyone gets butthurt over my opinion, i'm sorry you feel that way but that's just how I roll.  I'm an insult comic damn it, that's my job, to make fun of everything and everyone and if you don't like it, tough...maybe you shouldn't be listening to me. I can't believe how pathetic the Changed fanbase is.  Look, all I said is the game is overrated and way too creepy, the plot alone is enough to give you nightmares, I mean if the only options when it comes to the 'virus' is to either die as you are or get transfurred and lose your humanity, i'm going with the former, I would rather pull a Robin Williams than live as a gooey abomination with no humanity at all, that's why I hate all the transformations, not only do they look gross but also they're depressing, Collin nearly loses his humanity everytime and I just wish there was a version where Collin doesn't end up becoming a mindless transfur beast or doesn't turn completely,  I don't see why it's not possible to make it that he retains his humanity or becomes a humanoid/transfur hybrid.  The new editions to the game just got way too sexual and creepy for my liking, like for example the inflatable tf sequence with the forced smile...yep, definitely one that makes me uncomfortable because of my dislike of inanimate object tfs, the forced mind control scene with the fox-creature tf, the merging ones, the vore/absorption-esque ones, and being banged by a transfur.  Are you sure that this wasn't based on Dragonsnow's own wet dreams? Because i'm pretty sure dragonsnow has fantasies about being banged by symbiotes and lusts over Eddie Brock.  

Also why do some of the new transfurs have to be so sexually designed like that? Is he trying to make me simp for latex monstrosities? Sorry Dragonsnow, but i'm not into gooey latex monsters or goopy monsters in general, those creepy cult-like love wolves are scary enough for me, I don't need Puro and his ilk to try and seduce me, they're not my type or my species, sexuality-wise on the scale of 1-10, 1 being Sir Patrick Stewart representing the straight half and 10 being Elton John and Glenn Shadix representing the gay half, i'm bisexual..but I wouldn't date a non-morphic animal character, a goopy love-animal or a transfur, it's right up there with Buffalo Bill from Silence of The Lambs, Dr Heiter, and pretty much any Homestuck character on the list of characters I wouldn't want to date.  Yes I simp over characters of both sexes, and i'm not immune to my share of freaky behavior, and i'm very much a freakish mash-up of John Belushi, Meat Loaf, Jack Black, Sam Kinnison and Glenn Shadix anyway, I'm very much just Glenn in constant sarcastic mode only i'm bisexual and more than a little bit hairy.  I frequently point out that people think that I look like Robert Z'Dar in Samurai Cop, it's true, they think I look like him.  As if, my chin isn't THAT big. How is that even when i'm in drag i'm still less feminine than straight but still more feminine than a guy should be James Corden? It shocks me that James isn't gay, the guy is so effeminate sometimes...it's no wonder sometimes he dresses in drag, I mean he did a Carpool Karaoke segment with Lady Gaga where he wore a meat-dress like her famous one.

I am just saying...Changed wuld be much nicer and more tolerable if the transformations were nicer and didn't have the whole mind control aspect to some of them.