World of Monsters

 Werebelushi: I am just going to flat out say this...yes, I did act like an asshole when it came to a certain friend of mine deciding to leave me, I respected their decision but my heart just wasn't ready to take it.  I had known this person for a while now and even though it seemed that he/she/they didn't think much of this partnership as anything but roleplaying and bonding over interests but I thought of it as real and genuine, even though they didn't know much about me and we didn't get to know each-other.  I may called this person stuck up previously but that was that voice dark voice in my head that was telling that this friend didn't care for me and that they deserved it,   I believed that voice and I bitched about that friend, I re-edited the conversation I had with that person to make it look like they were the villain when the real villain was me.    Yes, I had them be forced to become Pokemon as a form of punishment in fic form but the thing...

  Instant Alien, Add Water. Serleena TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joseph Connerson was your average sci fi and fantasy fan, he loved to go on adventures with his buddy Toby and explore the great world of the supernatural. Well, average is an understatement, because he actually had a rare gift and supernatural powers, granted he had trouble coping with these powers's unpredictability but also with keeping himself and his bestie out of trouble.  Luckily there was one magic shop owner who was always there to help him, his name was Swizzle and he was a goblinesque creature, the kind of character you'd expect Danny Devito to play because he had that sort of look to him,  he was a good friend to Joseph who always had an item ready to sell him,  like the good reliable shop owner he was.  He was a former treasure hunter that had returned his position and decided to run a store that had all the treasures he collected, that way he wouldn't have to worry about giving up his prized p...

 Professional Villainy Lessons. Professor Ratigan (Basil:The Great Mouse Detective) TF NOTE: This is part of the Disney school stories along with Happily Everafter Institute and involves around the dastardly villain school and their attempts at trying to get back at the hero school. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The dynamic between good and evil goes way back and sometimes goes to multitudes of generations. Such as the case of the school featured in today's story, there were two Disney themed schools in the city of Oakendale..the Happily Everafter Institute for Disney Heroes and the Baron Von Terrible Academy For Villains.  Baron was the dean of the latter and he was a failed companion to a hero whose inventinos came across as more harmful than helpful, appearance-wise he looked like a human crossed with a gargoyle and while he did look frightening, he was actually terrible at doing anything remotely evil (hence his nickname).  He always hated the rival school's teachers because ...

Dear TheNightDutchess I am sorry for what I did, usually when someone blocks me I always seem to think that they hate me or don't want me around. I thought that you preferred any of your other besties over me.

 Truly Comfortable In Scaled Skin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An 'Impostor' is a type of DA-Verse villain who can't stand being in their own skin so they choose to become someone else for the sake of feeling better about how pathetic their normal selves are. Jomhi Mallik was one of them, often choosing to take on the persona of a 'badass' Serbian warrior warlord with the eyes of an eagle,  mainly because he was overly obsessed with a meme called Remove Kebab and nobody took the meme seriously except him, he was a loud, pompous, overly aggressive, psychopathic, bloodthirsty lunatic who took nationalism to extremes in a way nobody even asked for and he accused others of being terorrists, calling them turks and unleashing his truly horrific wrath on innocent people.  Only one woman could stop him and that was Mel, Mel had heard he had been intent on stealing the amulet of the snake-like goddess Amaravia,  in order to harness true power.   He didn't hide his power mani...

 Sometimes there are people who can't take a hint, and this guy was one such person. His name was JacobusSawyer32 and he was a known hypocrite who targeted DA-Verse members for no reason.  One person he had a beef with was Nathan, who he questioned the tastes of despite he himself be into some rather questionable things like taking part in rituals with fellow members of a gang called the Antagonizers and they specializedi n such things as fattening up beautiful women to make them into Budha caricatures, wearing masks that looked like the heads of cows, performing sacrifices on innocent people, being all around dicks and not leaving well enough alone.  'Seriously, what is your problem Jacob.'  'My problem is Nathan. He is a hypocrite.'  'Why?'  'Because it's baffling that he finds transformations that involve weight gain or of people turning into fat versions of themselves to be demeaning but pig transformations are totally fine along with racial chan...