World of Monsters

Werebelushi: Look, a virus is a virus...and yes I know the world is going all The Last Man On Earth/Omega Man/I Am Legend because of it but I think they're making too much of a big deal over it,  corona isn't the big bad serious threat everyone makes it out to be, yes people have died from it but those are rare and we have had diseases like that before. I think we'll fucking live.  Look, it's okay to sympathize with tragedy victims really but you sound like you're about to preach a crappy message like this one...*he mimics a stereotypical radical hippy extremist*...'Like man, it's totally not okay to make light of a dangerous disease, man. Because it's like you're a heartless dickie if you do, man.'  Look, dude. It's Eukie's idea and you can't tell her what she can and cannot do. I sympathize with causality victims too, but I don't think they need you to protect them. I know 2 billion people are suffering right now, but eh...that...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to Werebelushi reviews and welcome back to Aykroyd-Mania, with my co-host Eucalyptus the koala-girl.  Now since everyone in the world is panicking and can't go outdoors,  we're going to be talking about a movie we can enjoy indoors which is about the outdoors,  the underrated classic The Great Outdoors which is directed by Howard Deutch (who is also the husband of Lea Thompson, yes the same one from Back To The Future) and written by John Hughes.  And starring John Hughes's favorite actor to work with (at least before the break-up) John Candy.  Who doesn't love this guy? He's very much like the dad we all wish we had.  This movie of course also stars Dan Aykroyd, and he's bringing his A-Game.  Eucalyptus: Shall we talk about this one? Werebelushi: Indeed we shall...this is the Great Outdoors from 1988.  The movie focuses on two contrasting families, Chet and his family -  Chet wants to have ...

Werebelushi: I just want to clear things up...when I did my various rants about those people with fetishes I found odd I wasn't kink-shaming them, I was just pointing out that I find some of those odd. It's okay if that person is into inanimate object transformations or clowns or whatever, it's just those aren't my thing..I always found the latter to be confusing since clowns are people in costumes anyway. If you are into muscular non-human characters, good for you..I apologize to anyone with this fetish that I have questioned the sexuality of.  Also you have to understand that what I meant by the suiting transformations is that I don't get how they count as one to begin since...isn't that basically what happens in the bad ending of the first FNAF game?  I could be wrong since I am not much of an expert on the games.  Also the face heel turn thing is just a huge turn off to me. I know RPs and such shouldn't be compared to media - although to be honest RP doe...

My Innerself Is Horrifying. Corey Feldman tf/possession theme. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes the scariest monsters we ever have to fight are ourselves, and even the bravest of heroes can suffer from this.  It was April 18th 2020 and Nathan Forester/Monstermaster13 was about to make the worst mistake of his life, he was not in the right mind when he thought to do a Worst Deviantart Users meme on Furaffinity, posting that on there would prove to be a big mistake especially when someone he considered a friend got publicly humiliated, and that cut him deep,  he wished he could have avoided this and luckily he did...using a spell that erased all history of that from the Furaffinity-verse, the problem though was fixing himself.  'Good lord I hate what I did to those two guys.'  Mel walked over to him and comforted him.  'I realize I said some pretty awful things too. I know I shouldn't invaded his privacy like that.'  'I know, I feel the same way. I feel like I have ...

How To Be A Better Spy. Perry the Platypus TF with an anthro twist. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ace Ollison was the worst spy in the Deviantart-Universe, no matter how many villains he attempted to stop he always failed and he always winded up being the victim of a plan to take over the world.  'If he's the worst why is his first name Ace?'  Because to him it sounds cool and made him feel like a badass, basically he liked to view himself as this daredevil spy who does badass things and woes the ladies but he's actually a clumsy idiot most of the time, and he only got the job because all the other applicants dropped out.  He was in his office one evening when he got a call from his superior, his superior was known as 'the Head Agent'  or the 'Spy-Commander' but he was never seen, at least not in the sense of what he looked like.  He had been assigned to keep an eye on a mysterious box of equipment that had just arrived and the box had just teleported itself over to where...

Wish Upon A MILF. Peggy Bundy TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joseph was what you might consider a lover of female characters and females in general, but he seemed to have a thing for older women, he was in his 20's and had a slim but also athletic build with a few tattoos and he had shaggy dark brown hair and brown eyes as well as a few bits of facial scruff,  he never was one for looking presentable but that's okay because he was extremely relatable - he was a man who never got any chance to prove himself when it came to romance, he had lost a girlfriend of his before and it was pretty much heart-breaking for him when that happened. He drowned his sorrows in supernatural energy drinks and and he was unlucky in general, he kept getting treated like a sidekick in his own work and this isn't one of those scenarios where the character is supposedly likable and has a 'crappy life' even though they're obviously doing well for themselves only for them to pull a Face Heel T...

Characterization Lesson Isabelle (Animal Crossing) TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The art of getting into character is a tricky one but eventually even actors who have trouble getting into character find they are able to master it, and this story tells of such a case. Collin was one of Nathan's friends who was an actor who usually played villains, but now he was getting to play a different role...a main character and a female one at that, he had never gotten to play a female character before since he rarely ever did drag performances but this very evening he was given a chance to do that.  The local theater company had announced that the production this year was going to be an Andrew Lloyd Webber styled musical adaptation of the hit game franchise Animal Crossing,  and he signed up to be in the cast.  He was surprised when he found that he got chosen to play Isabelle.  'Wow, a female role this time. I've been waiting for this.'  'You've been waiting to play a woman?'...

The Incomparable Mrs Rubble. Betty Rubble (Live-Action version) TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dennis was one of those odd-ducks who was in a minority,  specifically his minority was the type that actually liked Rosie O Donnell, specifically her as Betty in the Flintstones. It wasn't a perfect casting choice, but there was just something about her in the role that inspired him and that outfit...he even thought she looked lovely.  One night he was explaining this to his best friend Bryan,  Bryan shrugged and laughed.   'Really? You think Rosie was perfect in the role?' 'No, not entirely but she did look lovely...she always had a motherly look to her anyway. I have a thing for larger women so I like Rosie anyway.'  He got out his collection of Flintstones movie toys and books, and his poster of Rosie O Donnell as Betty.   He explained that he had kept them all these years and was proud of it.  That poster in particular, since he treasured it and kept it as a reminder...

Werebelushi: Hello everybody...welcome back to Aykroyd-Mania here on my show.  You may remember last time when I talked about Doctor Detroit with Eucalyptus and now we are back to review another Aykroyd vehicle from the 80's.    And it's one directed by John Landis, ah...John Landis, my old friend and favorite director.  This movie is one where Aykroyd is the star but he stars with another SNL veteran...Eddie Murphy and this is Eddie in his prime.   Eucalyptus: Not to mention Aykroyd is at his most adorable in this movie. Werebelushi: We'll get to that....this is 1983's holiday hit Trading Places.   Prior to this Aykroyd had been in Doctor Detroit which I feel gets hated on too much,  originally this movie was to star Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder but I think that it's for the best they went with Aykroyd and Murphy, Landis is of course an accomplished director when it comes to both comedies and horror, but specifically in the field of comedies since he...

Taking On A Fatherly Role Mel (my koala-girl OC) to Dan Aykroyd FTM TG/possession elements. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It had been two years since Nathan Forester's father had passed away, specifically it was February 12th, 2020 and Melanie 'Mel' Sanders was on her way to a special event,  she felt really bad for Nathan and wanted to help but at the time she was being targeted for doing her job and she felt helpless. The koala-girl sighed as she sat near the window, watching Nathan look at a photo album.  'He must have really loved him.' 'He definitely did,  even though his father was odd...Mr Forester raised his son well. And had a sense of humor to him.'  'I see where Nathan gets it from.'  Eucalyptus looked over at her best friend and comforted her,  she knew how much Mel struggled sometimes and wanted to help her. 'I wish there was a way I could help.'  'Maybe there is...'  'Like what? I can't just use my magic to say d...

An Officer and A Seductress. Jennifer Tilly TG/possession theme. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Officer Melanie Sanders had a difficult job, mainly slaying monsters/villains and keeping the DA-verse safe from evil but there was one person who pretty much made things difficult for her...Agent Ricardo Jolson. A member of a rival supernatural police force who had a warped sense of what he viewed as wrong, after Mel had outed a fellow team members of his team including his best friend Lyle, he pretty much attacked Mel publicly in a news broadcast. Mel hated being vilified and she hated him even more. 'Look Jerkson, I already apologized to your ape-obsessed boy-toy, I mean bestie. I deserve a second chance.' 'You DON'T deserve a second chance because you 100% publicly humiliated him.'  'Oh really? While I may have said I disagree with what he likes I didn't humiliate, if he wants to spank his monkey to Funky Kong pictures or pictures of non-human characters with muscles and ...