World of Monsters

Werebelushi rants: Snooz Bros ---------------------------------------- (We see a Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts -  looking at his dvd collection) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another Werebelushi Rant.  I was looking in the movie/game rental place that is near the local pizza parlor,  looking for a good movie to review or rant on and guess what I found?   A Blues Brothers spoof movie called The Snooz Brothers!   They’ve even tried to parody the cover-art from the original Blues Brothers as well. The movie starts with Blake Snooz -  just being released from prison by his parole officer and meeting up with his brother Dalwood.   Ha, ha, ha -  Dalwood -  get it?  It almost rhymes with Elwood!   Whoever is playing Blake sounds nothing like John Belushi,  he sounds more like Dan Fogler and he even resembles Fogler in Balls Of Fury. Dalwood is even worse a...

TftW:  Haunted Towers Female Werebelushi TF NOTE:  This is based on the concept for the Mel Brooks Disneyland ride Hotel Mel and is inspired by the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Our story begins at the Planet Horrorwood resort and cafe which is run by Reginald Horror of Horrorland from the Goosebumps books and tv show as well as his son Ritz and his daughter Henrietta.    Our friend That Werebelushi In The Shades had just woken up from his nap that night to go and get something to eat at the cafe,   when he was approached by Hugo the hunchback. “Good evening Mr Werebelushi,  sir.   How did you sleep?” “Terrible.   It all was bright and sunny and there were some bratty human kids outside playing.” “I’m sorry to hear that.  But i’m glad you like it here at the hotel.” “Well of course I love it here...and why wouldn’t I?   I get to meet all my favorite celebrity monsters here....

Werebelushi Rants: MHSOJ. ---------------------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant.   Well it’s time for the Trollzie Awards again and today’s nominee is for the Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement. Get this,  this one person I know of -  who is an absolute loathesome son of a witch,  out-right said that he HATES Weird Al Yankovic.   What?  That’s not right.  Who the hell would say that they HATE Weird Al?   That’s just not right.   Sir,  are you okay in the head?  Because to me it seems like you have an awful case of Lack Of Sense-Of-Humor Syndrome! So...apparently if someone likes Weird Al,  that makes them autistic?   Wow...that’s the most vague and ridiculous judgement of a person based on an interest i’ve ever seen. ...