Werebelushi Rants: YMBAMT
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone, i’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant, now as you know the internet is often filled with assholes, weirdos and moronic trolls. Now how can you tell if someone might be a moronic troll? Well...let’s take a look at the sample Nathan has brought us today.
If you have an account that is strictly for the purpose of pointing out how crappy you think that certain things on DeviantArt are, you might be a moronic troll. I have nothing against sites that are DA related personally, it’s just posts like that make me want to triple face-paw myself!
If you mention Nathan’s Monstermaster13 account in a negative fashion including bashing his photomanips - then you might be a moronic troll. Come on, be a little more original will ya?
If you think that any of his fantasy stories are real but yet you need someone to put out to you that they’re not - you might be a moronic troll. Because really? Who would be stupid enough to think that an RP session or a story about a male human turning into what is essentially Christopher Walken as a badass vampire via hypnosis is real? While that would make an awesome mini-series or movie saga or an epic videogame series, it is by no means real. And most of the stories are told from the point of view of his CHARACTER or another character who is affected by him, so they are not real.
Real in the monster world, yes - but in the real human world, they do NOT exist! The sooner you realize this the better. You’re just as dumb as the people who call Nathan the werejohncandy. Guess what, the werejohncandy WASN’T real either! Neither are all the other were-celebrities. They are just characters, played very well by a good writer and roleplayer.
Yes, there was a time Nathan really DID believe he was a werejohncandy and weregrinch, but that was all in good fun and that resulted in him getting negative attention because of it. He grew out of that phase, people! He only does the Monster stuff for fun, which is to say - you’re welcome to RP with him, but openly bashing said work and claiming it is real? Sorry, but clearly...you’re stupider than I thought.
If you openly called Nathan’s obsession a ‘fetish’ without even knowing what the REAL definition of fetish is, you might be a moronic troll. What is with people like you not knowing what the real definition of fetish is? Just because someone has a fascination for something or someone DOESN’T automatically make it a fetish, the correct term is obsession.
Like for example, you know how much I LOVE weight gain stories and art as well as how much I love furry/transformation art along with monster-girls - right? I do not get off to any of those, I am obsessively fascinated and in love with them - but that does not mean I get horny from the sight of a man/woman getting fattened up, or if I see a pic of a rat-chick with big Elvira styled breasts, or if I look at pics at anthropomorphic Godzilla-like lizard-women.
A fetish has two definitions to it. The first is and I quote: “a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.” Like for example inflation, diaper fetishism, weight gain, giantess or shrinking. It does NOT by any means mention people! Yes there are different fetish subcultures, and yes - you could say that i’m part of the Bear subculture, because i’m furry and rather hefty in build but still….there is technically no such thing as a PEOPLE fetish. A fictional character based fetish, maybe, but only if the character has been involved in numerous fetish scenarios or started the fascination for said fetish, like for example Jasmine in the Aladdin tv series, the majority of Totally Spies episodes, any cartoon with anthropomorphic animals as leads, Violet from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and so forth.
And just what is wrong with having a fetish? Everyone has a fetish or obsession they like to focus on. It’s NORMAL, true...some are a little weird even for my taste, but still...it’s a NORMAL thing! Take me for instance, my first crush was the character Constance from the TV show Taz-Mania! Yes, she is a koala, i’m aware of that. But she’s practically what got me into the whole BHM/BBW scene! She’s a large, heavy-set anthro koala dressed up as a maid. And i’m pretty sure everyone knows that a maid outfit is basically one of many sexual fantasy outfits next to a sexy nurse, police officer, vampiress, princess/queen, Lara Croft, Princess Leia’s gold bikini, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Elvira/Vampira, Princess Jasmine, Xena, a cheerleader, sexy teacher, or Jessica Rabbit! The point is, that Constance was a trucking babe! And yet despite the fact I had a crush on her, I knew she was fictional. After all - Taz-Mania was a Looney Tunes spin-off, and I don’t think that the real animals the characters were based on can talk like their animated counterparts. I mean you would have to be a skilled ventriloquist in order to pull THAT off!
The second definition of a fetish is referring to an object that is worshipped due to it having magical abilities. Again, it does NOT mention people! So if you got both of these definitions wrong, then you have no brain.
Also...I don’t know anyone named Anonymous! Unless of course you’re wearing a V For Vendetta mask and are part of a mysterious online group, then the only reason your name is Anonymous is because you’re taking the coward's way out. Anonymity always equals cowardice, folks. I don’t recall Nathan ever RPing with the likes of you...do you even have a real DA account? No? Then I definitely do NOT know you at all! And I know pretty much everyone involved with Nathan!
Also...you left because he started according to you ‘exploiting’ his obssession for Christopher Walken? That’s a pretty shallow excuse. That’s like the time someone on another website I know called me out for being obsessed with Jay Leno!
Really? You stopped RPing with him just because he started exploiting as you put it, his obsessions? That’s pretty pathetic, kid. The only person i’ve known who nearly did to that with him was Ariana and at least she had a good reason too, because she didn’t like her character being used and being forced to turn into the Hessian’s She-Hessian, which is understandable because well...it was a horrific experience. Nathan’s character felt sorry for her and thus the reason why he recently cured her, because he cared for her and didn’t want her to suffer, the problem was that the curse was progressing even worse than it started out and making him lose his mind and his humanity. You know, like what happened to Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?
If you think that Nathan really does think he is Christopher Walken, you might be a moronic troll. What Nathan does with his friends is harmless RPing, and nothing more - he does NOT believe he really is Walken. He is aware that what he’s doing is basically playing a character and he is playing along with it, he is self-aware - so he doesn’t need you to make fun of him like that. He is capable of poking fun of himself, he’s been doing it for years - even the majority of his work reflects this.
I mean take me for example - i’m a werebelushi. I mean who has ever heard of a Werebelushi? I mean what does he do every night? Throw toga parties? Put on a black suit, fedora and shades and go on a mission from God with Dan Aykroyd?
If you don’t know the meaning of self-aware or self-parody, then you might be a moronic troll. Nathan never takes his RP seriously, he just has fun with it. He basically does what is known on TVTropes as Adam Westing and he is damn good at it. Not only does he take on the role perfectly, but he hams it up like no other. Now THAT is commitment to a role.
Nathan knows how to play the role of the Large Ham and also how it go into campy territory as well. He may not be a professional actor, but with the way he roleplays - he’s pretty damn close. I’ve never seen anyone disappear into a role quite as well as he does, he’s like Gary Oldman.
I mean his performance as Chris is just amazing, it’s like he’s studied every Walken movie in existence. He’s got the mannerisms right and everything, he even manages to insert Walken’s distinctively speech patterns and style into the role whenever he RPs as him. True, in real life he is a terrible Christopher Walken impersonator. But he’s still pretty damn good in the role of Chris the alpha Walken. That is perhaps the creepiest role Nathan has ever played, well...next to playing an evil version of Russell Brand. But it proves Nathan knows how to play a villain/monster just as well as he creates them!
Also...he didn’t start ‘exploiting’ the Walken persona until recently, because after posting on the Deviantart forums - some people took notice of his icon which was Christopher Walken and actually thought he was Walken. And it’s a role that he is very proud of to this day - and he’s not giving it up, no matter what you say!
If you don’t know the difference between a fictional character and the person who plays the character, then you might be a moronic troll. Nathan knows the difference between fantasy and reality, he just prefers fantasy to reality - but he is not delusional about that. Yes, he used to believe he was a mythical monster - but he grew out of that phase.
We all grow out of it. Like for example, me….after seeing Ghostbusters I wanted to live at the firehouse and be a member of the GBs, but sadly - I found out the harsh way that it was just a movie. But was I upset about it? A little, yes - but I got over it and I still love Ghostbusters to this day. Dan Aykroyd and I are still on good terms.
He has his reasons for preferring fantasy to reality, it’s because reality is/was cruel to him on numerous occasions. I mean after all, he has been used, betrayed, lied to, hurt, abused, and treated unfairly in general numerous times not to mention that the previous computers he had before this one kept crashing, and the trauma he suffered after Sebastian, Nico, and Billy ALL passed away - trust me, losing a beloved pet can really be heartbreaking especially if that pet was a family favorite. I mean I practically cried a river after my pet face-eating wombat Winston Blues died from a rare glandular disease. I loved that wombat like it was part of the family. He was the best face-eating wombat a werebelushi could ever ask for.
Nathan is not really hypnotized into thinking he is Chris Walken, it’s just roleplaying and he’s just playing a character, there are moments in which he acts just as himself and not in character. Yes, hypnotism does exist in real life but it is unsure if it really works or not. At least from what i’ve read of it.
If you honestly think all of this is real and you didn’t get the point of this entire rant - you might be a moronic troll, and more than that - you might possibly be insane, mind you...if I had my way with you i’d force you to watch Wired, the 2011 Arthur remake, all Seltzerberg parody movies, all late 2000’s Happy Madison Productions movies excluding Click, the Twilight saga, Fat Slags, A Serbian Film, Every single porno spoof movie The Cinema Snob has reviewed, Foodfight, Freddy Got Fingered and Blues Brothers 2000 all on the same night until your head explodes like in Scanners or like Weird Al at the end of the Spy Hard music video.
Because you seem like the most dense human being on the planet, even the lunk-heads I used to hang out with at the gym are smarter than you, even the idiots who called Nathan ‘werejohncandy’ are smarter than you. Never in my whole life have I ever seen someone as moronic as you. And also….how do you even know what the word assimilate means? Unless you’re a huge sci fi buff or a Trekkie, then you’re too stupid to even know what the word means. Also...Walkens are based off vampires NOT the freaking Borg! Yes, Walken played a robot in the Stepford Wives remake - but again, we didn’t know he was a robot until the end and he didn’t ‘assimilate’ anyone, for the record the wives of Stepford were ALL implied to have a microchip installed in their brains that conditioned them into being perfect although it is also implied they were robots. But note how Glenn Close’s character was the only non-robot in the town, in fact she was the one who came up with Stepford and how started the process of making the women into the titular wives.
While mind control and brainwashing are both things I do not approve of normally, when they’re done like this or as a plot point they are more tolerable - which is why the Walken RP sessions and the storyline that spawned from them work so well.
If you failed to understand my rant at all - then you must definitely are a moronic troll, i’m That Werebelushi in The Shades and this has been my rant on...uhhh….I forgot what I was ranting about, oh well. Now if you excuse me i’m going to visit the grave of my beloved pet face-eating wombat.
Hello everyone, i’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant, now as you know the internet is often filled with assholes, weirdos and moronic trolls. Now how can you tell if someone might be a moronic troll? Well...let’s take a look at the sample Nathan has brought us today.
If you have an account that is strictly for the purpose of pointing out how crappy you think that certain things on DeviantArt are, you might be a moronic troll. I have nothing against sites that are DA related personally, it’s just posts like that make me want to triple face-paw myself!
If you mention Nathan’s Monstermaster13 account in a negative fashion including bashing his photomanips - then you might be a moronic troll. Come on, be a little more original will ya?
If you think that any of his fantasy stories are real but yet you need someone to put out to you that they’re not - you might be a moronic troll. Because really? Who would be stupid enough to think that an RP session or a story about a male human turning into what is essentially Christopher Walken as a badass vampire via hypnosis is real? While that would make an awesome mini-series or movie saga or an epic videogame series, it is by no means real. And most of the stories are told from the point of view of his CHARACTER or another character who is affected by him, so they are not real.
Real in the monster world, yes - but in the real human world, they do NOT exist! The sooner you realize this the better. You’re just as dumb as the people who call Nathan the werejohncandy. Guess what, the werejohncandy WASN’T real either! Neither are all the other were-celebrities. They are just characters, played very well by a good writer and roleplayer.
Yes, there was a time Nathan really DID believe he was a werejohncandy and weregrinch, but that was all in good fun and that resulted in him getting negative attention because of it. He grew out of that phase, people! He only does the Monster stuff for fun, which is to say - you’re welcome to RP with him, but openly bashing said work and claiming it is real? Sorry, but clearly...you’re stupider than I thought.
If you openly called Nathan’s obsession a ‘fetish’ without even knowing what the REAL definition of fetish is, you might be a moronic troll. What is with people like you not knowing what the real definition of fetish is? Just because someone has a fascination for something or someone DOESN’T automatically make it a fetish, the correct term is obsession.
Like for example, you know how much I LOVE weight gain stories and art as well as how much I love furry/transformation art along with monster-girls - right? I do not get off to any of those, I am obsessively fascinated and in love with them - but that does not mean I get horny from the sight of a man/woman getting fattened up, or if I see a pic of a rat-chick with big Elvira styled breasts, or if I look at pics at anthropomorphic Godzilla-like lizard-women.
A fetish has two definitions to it. The first is and I quote: “a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.” Like for example inflation, diaper fetishism, weight gain, giantess or shrinking. It does NOT by any means mention people! Yes there are different fetish subcultures, and yes - you could say that i’m part of the Bear subculture, because i’m furry and rather hefty in build but still….there is technically no such thing as a PEOPLE fetish. A fictional character based fetish, maybe, but only if the character has been involved in numerous fetish scenarios or started the fascination for said fetish, like for example Jasmine in the Aladdin tv series, the majority of Totally Spies episodes, any cartoon with anthropomorphic animals as leads, Violet from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and so forth.
And just what is wrong with having a fetish? Everyone has a fetish or obsession they like to focus on. It’s NORMAL, true...some are a little weird even for my taste, but still...it’s a NORMAL thing! Take me for instance, my first crush was the character Constance from the TV show Taz-Mania! Yes, she is a koala, i’m aware of that. But she’s practically what got me into the whole BHM/BBW scene! She’s a large, heavy-set anthro koala dressed up as a maid. And i’m pretty sure everyone knows that a maid outfit is basically one of many sexual fantasy outfits next to a sexy nurse, police officer, vampiress, princess/queen, Lara Croft, Princess Leia’s gold bikini, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Elvira/Vampira, Princess Jasmine, Xena, a cheerleader, sexy teacher, or Jessica Rabbit! The point is, that Constance was a trucking babe! And yet despite the fact I had a crush on her, I knew she was fictional. After all - Taz-Mania was a Looney Tunes spin-off, and I don’t think that the real animals the characters were based on can talk like their animated counterparts. I mean you would have to be a skilled ventriloquist in order to pull THAT off!
The second definition of a fetish is referring to an object that is worshipped due to it having magical abilities. Again, it does NOT mention people! So if you got both of these definitions wrong, then you have no brain.
Also...I don’t know anyone named Anonymous! Unless of course you’re wearing a V For Vendetta mask and are part of a mysterious online group, then the only reason your name is Anonymous is because you’re taking the coward's way out. Anonymity always equals cowardice, folks. I don’t recall Nathan ever RPing with the likes of you...do you even have a real DA account? No? Then I definitely do NOT know you at all! And I know pretty much everyone involved with Nathan!
Also...you left because he started according to you ‘exploiting’ his obssession for Christopher Walken? That’s a pretty shallow excuse. That’s like the time someone on another website I know called me out for being obsessed with Jay Leno!
Really? You stopped RPing with him just because he started exploiting as you put it, his obsessions? That’s pretty pathetic, kid. The only person i’ve known who nearly did to that with him was Ariana and at least she had a good reason too, because she didn’t like her character being used and being forced to turn into the Hessian’s She-Hessian, which is understandable because well...it was a horrific experience. Nathan’s character felt sorry for her and thus the reason why he recently cured her, because he cared for her and didn’t want her to suffer, the problem was that the curse was progressing even worse than it started out and making him lose his mind and his humanity. You know, like what happened to Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?
If you think that Nathan really does think he is Christopher Walken, you might be a moronic troll. What Nathan does with his friends is harmless RPing, and nothing more - he does NOT believe he really is Walken. He is aware that what he’s doing is basically playing a character and he is playing along with it, he is self-aware - so he doesn’t need you to make fun of him like that. He is capable of poking fun of himself, he’s been doing it for years - even the majority of his work reflects this.
I mean take me for example - i’m a werebelushi. I mean who has ever heard of a Werebelushi? I mean what does he do every night? Throw toga parties? Put on a black suit, fedora and shades and go on a mission from God with Dan Aykroyd?
If you don’t know the meaning of self-aware or self-parody, then you might be a moronic troll. Nathan never takes his RP seriously, he just has fun with it. He basically does what is known on TVTropes as Adam Westing and he is damn good at it. Not only does he take on the role perfectly, but he hams it up like no other. Now THAT is commitment to a role.
Nathan knows how to play the role of the Large Ham and also how it go into campy territory as well. He may not be a professional actor, but with the way he roleplays - he’s pretty damn close. I’ve never seen anyone disappear into a role quite as well as he does, he’s like Gary Oldman.
I mean his performance as Chris is just amazing, it’s like he’s studied every Walken movie in existence. He’s got the mannerisms right and everything, he even manages to insert Walken’s distinctively speech patterns and style into the role whenever he RPs as him. True, in real life he is a terrible Christopher Walken impersonator. But he’s still pretty damn good in the role of Chris the alpha Walken. That is perhaps the creepiest role Nathan has ever played, well...next to playing an evil version of Russell Brand. But it proves Nathan knows how to play a villain/monster just as well as he creates them!
Also...he didn’t start ‘exploiting’ the Walken persona until recently, because after posting on the Deviantart forums - some people took notice of his icon which was Christopher Walken and actually thought he was Walken. And it’s a role that he is very proud of to this day - and he’s not giving it up, no matter what you say!
If you don’t know the difference between a fictional character and the person who plays the character, then you might be a moronic troll. Nathan knows the difference between fantasy and reality, he just prefers fantasy to reality - but he is not delusional about that. Yes, he used to believe he was a mythical monster - but he grew out of that phase.
We all grow out of it. Like for example, me….after seeing Ghostbusters I wanted to live at the firehouse and be a member of the GBs, but sadly - I found out the harsh way that it was just a movie. But was I upset about it? A little, yes - but I got over it and I still love Ghostbusters to this day. Dan Aykroyd and I are still on good terms.
He has his reasons for preferring fantasy to reality, it’s because reality is/was cruel to him on numerous occasions. I mean after all, he has been used, betrayed, lied to, hurt, abused, and treated unfairly in general numerous times not to mention that the previous computers he had before this one kept crashing, and the trauma he suffered after Sebastian, Nico, and Billy ALL passed away - trust me, losing a beloved pet can really be heartbreaking especially if that pet was a family favorite. I mean I practically cried a river after my pet face-eating wombat Winston Blues died from a rare glandular disease. I loved that wombat like it was part of the family. He was the best face-eating wombat a werebelushi could ever ask for.
Nathan is not really hypnotized into thinking he is Chris Walken, it’s just roleplaying and he’s just playing a character, there are moments in which he acts just as himself and not in character. Yes, hypnotism does exist in real life but it is unsure if it really works or not. At least from what i’ve read of it.
If you honestly think all of this is real and you didn’t get the point of this entire rant - you might be a moronic troll, and more than that - you might possibly be insane, mind you...if I had my way with you i’d force you to watch Wired, the 2011 Arthur remake, all Seltzerberg parody movies, all late 2000’s Happy Madison Productions movies excluding Click, the Twilight saga, Fat Slags, A Serbian Film, Every single porno spoof movie The Cinema Snob has reviewed, Foodfight, Freddy Got Fingered and Blues Brothers 2000 all on the same night until your head explodes like in Scanners or like Weird Al at the end of the Spy Hard music video.
Because you seem like the most dense human being on the planet, even the lunk-heads I used to hang out with at the gym are smarter than you, even the idiots who called Nathan ‘werejohncandy’ are smarter than you. Never in my whole life have I ever seen someone as moronic as you. And also….how do you even know what the word assimilate means? Unless you’re a huge sci fi buff or a Trekkie, then you’re too stupid to even know what the word means. Also...Walkens are based off vampires NOT the freaking Borg! Yes, Walken played a robot in the Stepford Wives remake - but again, we didn’t know he was a robot until the end and he didn’t ‘assimilate’ anyone, for the record the wives of Stepford were ALL implied to have a microchip installed in their brains that conditioned them into being perfect although it is also implied they were robots. But note how Glenn Close’s character was the only non-robot in the town, in fact she was the one who came up with Stepford and how started the process of making the women into the titular wives.
While mind control and brainwashing are both things I do not approve of normally, when they’re done like this or as a plot point they are more tolerable - which is why the Walken RP sessions and the storyline that spawned from them work so well.
If you failed to understand my rant at all - then you must definitely are a moronic troll, i’m That Werebelushi in The Shades and this has been my rant on...uhhh….I forgot what I was ranting about, oh well. Now if you excuse me i’m going to visit the grave of my beloved pet face-eating wombat.
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