Werebelushi 101
You may not believe this and some may think i'm crazy but recently I found out that I can turn into a Werebelushi.
How did I find this out you ask? Well it all started when I was giving a lecture on them for a class on werecreatures, and this particular class was doing a report on werebelushis in general.
I was in the middle of answering questions that my students were asking about them.
"...And that my dear students is where the werebelushi originates from. It is a satire of the classic werecreature types. Any questions?"
"Yes....which Belushi is a werebelushi based on, John or James? Because it kind of reminds me of that Frankenhole episode where John is ressurected and accidentally drinks a potion that turns him into his brother. I wonder if you've seen that episode."
"John. And yes I have seen that episode, it's my favorite episode of that show. Would anyone else like to ask a question?"
"Yes, this is about the werebelushis in the National Lampoon's Animal House Chronicles tv series. What alignment are Scarlett and her gang?"
"Scarlett the werebelushi and her gang are good guys, they are chaotic good."
"In the Blues Brothers Misadventures episode Welcome To Belooshvile we get a town inhabitated by Werebelushis, and we also see Elliot transform into a fully transformed female werebelushi later in that exact same episode. Regarding Elliot, is she a natural werebelushi or did she become afflicted by it via a curse or something?"
"Elliot is a natural werebelushi, she transforms at night but also has been seen to transform at will. Throughout the episodes her instincts do tend to act up. The reason she transformed in the Welcome To Belooshvile episode was because that in the town of Belooshvile, if a human breaks the rules they have to become a werebelushi."
"That makes sense really."
"Next question please?"
"This is regarding Jade Belushi. You know, John Belushi's daughter? Now according to the Werebelushi saga of Nights Of Alteration - which by the way is one of my favorite horror themed shows... there's an episode where she appears but in this particular episode we don't find out she's a werebelushi until near the end. Is there a reason why no one knew her secret?"
"Well her werebelushi powers are the manifestation of her late father's spirit and traits. As a result of a super-comedy-gene that gives her the same attributes as him. The reason no one knew that she was a werebelushi at first was to build suspension. That's why at the end we see those human to werebelushi footprints outside her room. Next question please."
"This is about that villain the Werebelushi King. He's a really kickass character and his song in the rock opera episode of the Monster World series was awesome as well. Is he inspired by or based on anyone?"
"Yes...the Werebelushi King is inspired and based on a mix of John Belushi himself, Jack Black and Meat Loaf. His musical number is in fact done in the style of Meat Loaf's song Bat Out Of Hell. Any more questions?"
"Yes...I have heard talks of a John Belushi biopic in the works. And i'm wondering who your pick to play John Belushi would be."
"I know some souces say that Zach Gallfinakis is likely to be up for it and the same with Seth Rogen. I'll probably say Jack Black , even though Jack Black himself denies this. But my two personal picks if you cannot get Jack Black are Jorge Garcia - because he definitely looks and sounds like him, and Phelan Porteous aka Phelous from thatguywiththeglasses. Do you have any more werebelushi related questions?"
"Here's my werebelushi related question: Now this is regarding the episode of Blues Brothers Misadventures where they go to a cafe and end up having nightmares because of the bad food. Elliot's nightmare is that she is in a movie of sorts where she is turned into her werebelushi form involuntarily. Has Elliot ever turned full werebelushi and or attacked her own allies?"
"It has happened in a few episodes, yes. She has, she did go on a rampage in the episode when Bobby malfuctioned and she did turn full werebelushi in a halloween episode."
"Is the werebelushi fated to die just like the man they're named after?"
"Ugh....there's always one joker who thinks it's funny to try and annoy the lecturer with stupid questions. Ummm...no. It isn't. I have a strict rule regarding monsters in this universe, NEVER KILL ONE OFF no matter how monstrous they are. The same goes for werebelushis and werejohncandies. Also....that is the most idiotic and not to mention offensive question I have ever heard. You should be ashamed."
"I was only joking..."
"Well that wasn't funny in the least. Now...anymore questions?"
"Yes....are you a werebelushi yourself?"
"Umm...me? A Werebelushi? I don't think so. Not the last the I checked anyway..."
"But you know so much about them....and the fact that you are quite passionate about these sort of things. It just makes me wonder that's all. It makes me wonder if you are a werebelushi yourself."
"Oh well...who knows? Maybe I am...maybe i'm not."
I was about to continue my lecture, when I suddenly felt a weird supernatural feeling flowing through my body.
My stomach started growling, almost like I was getting hungry. I didn't know what was going on.
"Huh? Mr Forester..sir, are you alright?'
"I'm okay...honestly...probably just a bad shock that's all. Why do I feel so hungry? Anyone got any food? Grrr?"
"Wait..did you just growl?"
"Nooo....I don't think so...."
I started getting incredibly itchy and yet hungry, was this some kind of bizzare reaction? Was it some kind of infection? No...this wasn't anything like that.
Just as I was about to continue the lecture, my hands started shaking and not only that but black fur slowly grew on them.
My fingernails grew longer and sharper becoming like black claws as my hands grew larger and my fingers were growing thicker and kinda chubby but they were still flexible.
"Mr Forester..."
"Yes?"
"About those hands...how did you make those? Those are so realistic. Like real werebelushi hands...and look at the detail on the claws. And the fur too looks so real."
"Well..heh..heh, about those..I have no idea really."
My shoes started to tighten up at the back and sides as my feet were starting to change from within them.
The sides and back slowly ripped apart as the front peeled off and my shoes burst open to reveal my feet, which were growing thick black fur on them and my toenails were lenghtening and sharpening.
My feet were also growing larger and the toes were growing thicker but like my fingers, they were also still more flexible.
Black fur was sprouting on my legs as I felt my shirt starting to tighten up, something was differently going on but I didn't know what was happening to me.
"Woah....nice werebelushi feet, man. Nice work, those look so wicked. And how exactly did you make the fur?"
"Uhh....uhh..."
My shirt was beginning to strain and tighten up as I started bulking up, the buttons were struggling and slowly popped off one by one.
There was a sharp pain coursing through my back as slowly but surely small bumps started forming, these bumps lenghtening and grew out becoming sharp quills that ripped right through the back of my shirt.
My shirt began ripping apart as my body gained a mix of fat and muscle and it slowly burst apart as my stomach rounded out and swelled into a round gut covered in black fur.
Black fur was also spreading all over my body including my arms, I also grew in height to 5'8.
"You never fail to impress do you? I mean take a look at that body and that gut...that's almost belushi-like. Are you wearing a fatsuit?"
"No...I don't think so. What makes you think that?"
"It's just it looks so real...and like I said...the fur looks so real as well. It's like it's apart of you."
"Oh...."
My hair was starting to grow longer and turn black as the fur crept up my neck and around my face. It was growing into a long wild mane of black hair.
By the time it was done I had a mane of wild black and fur around my face, in addition to this my ears were stretching out and become pointed.
My eyebrows twitched for a while before becoming bushy and black and to my surprise, they were rather expressive - I could even raise one and then lower it and raise the other one.
"Your hair looks just like a mane...and the eyebrows. Very Belushi-like. It's like you're becoming a real werebelushi."
"That's what is happening? Oh my...this is very unusual."
I closed my eyes and instinctively upon reopening them, they were neon green and had a supernatural glow to them.
In addition to this my canine teeth were sharpening and becoming fangs, as I opened my mouth and had the urge to let out a growl or two.
My nose began to twitch as the tip of it turned black and my facial features began to morph and reshape themselves.
I felt my facial features morph and reshape themselves as they became more John Belushi-like, this was the most peculiar thing ever....I was looking more and more like a...a...
"Your face. Man that is awesome makeup. You look exactly like a Werebelushi...I knew it...you really are one."
"But i'm not a werebelushi....well...I don't think I normally am one...how am I becoming one now?"
I sighed as my voice changed to sound just like John Belushi but with a gruff tone and a few grunts and growls thrown in.
My personality became more relaxed, more free-spirited and slightly wild as my changes completed.
I got out a mirror and I was immensely shocked at what I saw...I had become a real Werebelushi alright, John Belushi-like appearance and all.
"Oh my gosh! The voice...that growl...those eyebrows...I knew it! You really ARE a Werebelushi."
"Huh? But how can this be? I hadn't transformed into one until now."
"Remarkable! Hey everybody...our lecturer Mr Forester has become a real werebelushi. Take a look for yourselves!"
The rest of the students turned around and saw me, they were all astonished and amazed to see me like this.
It was like they were seeing the real John Belushi starring at them right in their faces, I raised an eyebrow and grunted.
"Grrrr....how could have this happened to me? And why do I feel so hungry? Grr..."
"Mr Forester...you didn't tell us that you were a real Werebelushi."
"I didn't...that's because I didn't know it...I didn't know that I would end up like this."
"Are you going to continue the lessons and lecture?"
"Yes....after I get something to eat, i'm starving."
I raced off to the kitchen at superhuman speed and started raiding the fridge for food, picking out various food items that peeked my interest.
Packing up several items on one plate, I licked my lips as I did this - knowing that i'd get a good meal out of it.
I grabbed them and ate the foods of my choice in a Bluto from Animal House-like manner, somehow the transformation had given me a larger appetite.
"It's uncanny. It's like John Belushi's here with us!"
"Yeah...you know, when I attended this class...I didn't expect something as awesome as this."
When I was done eating I jetted back into the main entrance of the Werebelushi 101 class, and making a truly spectacular entrance via backflipping in the same style as Jake Blues.
This felt great, I had never been so energized in my life, and not just that...but this was fun.
I turned to my students one more time and put my glasses on and got ready to continue the lessons.
"Alright class, i'm back. And the next part of Werebelushi 101 can commence."
"This is gonna be fun. Are you going to be lecturing us and teaching us all about werebelushis now?"
"You bet...now pay close attention!"
With that I continued on with the lecture on werebelushis as well as giving several lessons about werebelushis in general.
The lessons got more and more entertaining as they went on, and even I was having a lot of fun with it myself.
When the lesson was over, I gave a bow and concluded my lecture with a hearty tribute to the man himself.
I left the study building and headed for home but just as I did, one of my students went on over to the corner and gave a sly grin and sniffed the air. That student was a young man who had attended my lecture.
"Hmmm...that scent. Smells like....could it be? Yes. It is. I knew it! I knew I wasn't the only one."
He raised one eyebrow as he turned around and his eyes glowed neon green before he mysteriously went off into the night - leaving a peculiar series of footprints behind.
And so that is the tale of how I first became a Werebelushi and of my first actual Werebelushi transformation sequence.
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How did I find this out you ask? Well it all started when I was giving a lecture on them for a class on werecreatures, and this particular class was doing a report on werebelushis in general.
I was in the middle of answering questions that my students were asking about them.
"...And that my dear students is where the werebelushi originates from. It is a satire of the classic werecreature types. Any questions?"
"Yes....which Belushi is a werebelushi based on, John or James? Because it kind of reminds me of that Frankenhole episode where John is ressurected and accidentally drinks a potion that turns him into his brother. I wonder if you've seen that episode."
"John. And yes I have seen that episode, it's my favorite episode of that show. Would anyone else like to ask a question?"
"Yes, this is about the werebelushis in the National Lampoon's Animal House Chronicles tv series. What alignment are Scarlett and her gang?"
"Scarlett the werebelushi and her gang are good guys, they are chaotic good."
"In the Blues Brothers Misadventures episode Welcome To Belooshvile we get a town inhabitated by Werebelushis, and we also see Elliot transform into a fully transformed female werebelushi later in that exact same episode. Regarding Elliot, is she a natural werebelushi or did she become afflicted by it via a curse or something?"
"Elliot is a natural werebelushi, she transforms at night but also has been seen to transform at will. Throughout the episodes her instincts do tend to act up. The reason she transformed in the Welcome To Belooshvile episode was because that in the town of Belooshvile, if a human breaks the rules they have to become a werebelushi."
"That makes sense really."
"Next question please?"
"This is regarding Jade Belushi. You know, John Belushi's daughter? Now according to the Werebelushi saga of Nights Of Alteration - which by the way is one of my favorite horror themed shows... there's an episode where she appears but in this particular episode we don't find out she's a werebelushi until near the end. Is there a reason why no one knew her secret?"
"Well her werebelushi powers are the manifestation of her late father's spirit and traits. As a result of a super-comedy-gene that gives her the same attributes as him. The reason no one knew that she was a werebelushi at first was to build suspension. That's why at the end we see those human to werebelushi footprints outside her room. Next question please."
"This is about that villain the Werebelushi King. He's a really kickass character and his song in the rock opera episode of the Monster World series was awesome as well. Is he inspired by or based on anyone?"
"Yes...the Werebelushi King is inspired and based on a mix of John Belushi himself, Jack Black and Meat Loaf. His musical number is in fact done in the style of Meat Loaf's song Bat Out Of Hell. Any more questions?"
"Yes...I have heard talks of a John Belushi biopic in the works. And i'm wondering who your pick to play John Belushi would be."
"I know some souces say that Zach Gallfinakis is likely to be up for it and the same with Seth Rogen. I'll probably say Jack Black , even though Jack Black himself denies this. But my two personal picks if you cannot get Jack Black are Jorge Garcia - because he definitely looks and sounds like him, and Phelan Porteous aka Phelous from thatguywiththeglasses. Do you have any more werebelushi related questions?"
"Here's my werebelushi related question: Now this is regarding the episode of Blues Brothers Misadventures where they go to a cafe and end up having nightmares because of the bad food. Elliot's nightmare is that she is in a movie of sorts where she is turned into her werebelushi form involuntarily. Has Elliot ever turned full werebelushi and or attacked her own allies?"
"It has happened in a few episodes, yes. She has, she did go on a rampage in the episode when Bobby malfuctioned and she did turn full werebelushi in a halloween episode."
"Is the werebelushi fated to die just like the man they're named after?"
"Ugh....there's always one joker who thinks it's funny to try and annoy the lecturer with stupid questions. Ummm...no. It isn't. I have a strict rule regarding monsters in this universe, NEVER KILL ONE OFF no matter how monstrous they are. The same goes for werebelushis and werejohncandies. Also....that is the most idiotic and not to mention offensive question I have ever heard. You should be ashamed."
"I was only joking..."
"Well that wasn't funny in the least. Now...anymore questions?"
"Yes....are you a werebelushi yourself?"
"Umm...me? A Werebelushi? I don't think so. Not the last the I checked anyway..."
"But you know so much about them....and the fact that you are quite passionate about these sort of things. It just makes me wonder that's all. It makes me wonder if you are a werebelushi yourself."
"Oh well...who knows? Maybe I am...maybe i'm not."
I was about to continue my lecture, when I suddenly felt a weird supernatural feeling flowing through my body.
My stomach started growling, almost like I was getting hungry. I didn't know what was going on.
"Huh? Mr Forester..sir, are you alright?'
"I'm okay...honestly...probably just a bad shock that's all. Why do I feel so hungry? Anyone got any food? Grrr?"
"Wait..did you just growl?"
"Nooo....I don't think so...."
I started getting incredibly itchy and yet hungry, was this some kind of bizzare reaction? Was it some kind of infection? No...this wasn't anything like that.
Just as I was about to continue the lecture, my hands started shaking and not only that but black fur slowly grew on them.
My fingernails grew longer and sharper becoming like black claws as my hands grew larger and my fingers were growing thicker and kinda chubby but they were still flexible.
"Mr Forester..."
"Yes?"
"About those hands...how did you make those? Those are so realistic. Like real werebelushi hands...and look at the detail on the claws. And the fur too looks so real."
"Well..heh..heh, about those..I have no idea really."
My shoes started to tighten up at the back and sides as my feet were starting to change from within them.
The sides and back slowly ripped apart as the front peeled off and my shoes burst open to reveal my feet, which were growing thick black fur on them and my toenails were lenghtening and sharpening.
My feet were also growing larger and the toes were growing thicker but like my fingers, they were also still more flexible.
Black fur was sprouting on my legs as I felt my shirt starting to tighten up, something was differently going on but I didn't know what was happening to me.
"Woah....nice werebelushi feet, man. Nice work, those look so wicked. And how exactly did you make the fur?"
"Uhh....uhh..."
My shirt was beginning to strain and tighten up as I started bulking up, the buttons were struggling and slowly popped off one by one.
There was a sharp pain coursing through my back as slowly but surely small bumps started forming, these bumps lenghtening and grew out becoming sharp quills that ripped right through the back of my shirt.
My shirt began ripping apart as my body gained a mix of fat and muscle and it slowly burst apart as my stomach rounded out and swelled into a round gut covered in black fur.
Black fur was also spreading all over my body including my arms, I also grew in height to 5'8.
"You never fail to impress do you? I mean take a look at that body and that gut...that's almost belushi-like. Are you wearing a fatsuit?"
"No...I don't think so. What makes you think that?"
"It's just it looks so real...and like I said...the fur looks so real as well. It's like it's apart of you."
"Oh...."
My hair was starting to grow longer and turn black as the fur crept up my neck and around my face. It was growing into a long wild mane of black hair.
By the time it was done I had a mane of wild black and fur around my face, in addition to this my ears were stretching out and become pointed.
My eyebrows twitched for a while before becoming bushy and black and to my surprise, they were rather expressive - I could even raise one and then lower it and raise the other one.
"Your hair looks just like a mane...and the eyebrows. Very Belushi-like. It's like you're becoming a real werebelushi."
"That's what is happening? Oh my...this is very unusual."
I closed my eyes and instinctively upon reopening them, they were neon green and had a supernatural glow to them.
In addition to this my canine teeth were sharpening and becoming fangs, as I opened my mouth and had the urge to let out a growl or two.
My nose began to twitch as the tip of it turned black and my facial features began to morph and reshape themselves.
I felt my facial features morph and reshape themselves as they became more John Belushi-like, this was the most peculiar thing ever....I was looking more and more like a...a...
"Your face. Man that is awesome makeup. You look exactly like a Werebelushi...I knew it...you really are one."
"But i'm not a werebelushi....well...I don't think I normally am one...how am I becoming one now?"
I sighed as my voice changed to sound just like John Belushi but with a gruff tone and a few grunts and growls thrown in.
My personality became more relaxed, more free-spirited and slightly wild as my changes completed.
I got out a mirror and I was immensely shocked at what I saw...I had become a real Werebelushi alright, John Belushi-like appearance and all.
"Oh my gosh! The voice...that growl...those eyebrows...I knew it! You really ARE a Werebelushi."
"Huh? But how can this be? I hadn't transformed into one until now."
"Remarkable! Hey everybody...our lecturer Mr Forester has become a real werebelushi. Take a look for yourselves!"
The rest of the students turned around and saw me, they were all astonished and amazed to see me like this.
It was like they were seeing the real John Belushi starring at them right in their faces, I raised an eyebrow and grunted.
"Grrrr....how could have this happened to me? And why do I feel so hungry? Grr..."
"Mr Forester...you didn't tell us that you were a real Werebelushi."
"I didn't...that's because I didn't know it...I didn't know that I would end up like this."
"Are you going to continue the lessons and lecture?"
"Yes....after I get something to eat, i'm starving."
I raced off to the kitchen at superhuman speed and started raiding the fridge for food, picking out various food items that peeked my interest.
Packing up several items on one plate, I licked my lips as I did this - knowing that i'd get a good meal out of it.
I grabbed them and ate the foods of my choice in a Bluto from Animal House-like manner, somehow the transformation had given me a larger appetite.
"It's uncanny. It's like John Belushi's here with us!"
"Yeah...you know, when I attended this class...I didn't expect something as awesome as this."
When I was done eating I jetted back into the main entrance of the Werebelushi 101 class, and making a truly spectacular entrance via backflipping in the same style as Jake Blues.
This felt great, I had never been so energized in my life, and not just that...but this was fun.
I turned to my students one more time and put my glasses on and got ready to continue the lessons.
"Alright class, i'm back. And the next part of Werebelushi 101 can commence."
"This is gonna be fun. Are you going to be lecturing us and teaching us all about werebelushis now?"
"You bet...now pay close attention!"
With that I continued on with the lecture on werebelushis as well as giving several lessons about werebelushis in general.
The lessons got more and more entertaining as they went on, and even I was having a lot of fun with it myself.
When the lesson was over, I gave a bow and concluded my lecture with a hearty tribute to the man himself.
I left the study building and headed for home but just as I did, one of my students went on over to the corner and gave a sly grin and sniffed the air. That student was a young man who had attended my lecture.
"Hmmm...that scent. Smells like....could it be? Yes. It is. I knew it! I knew I wasn't the only one."
He raised one eyebrow as he turned around and his eyes glowed neon green before he mysteriously went off into the night - leaving a peculiar series of footprints behind.
And so that is the tale of how I first became a Werebelushi and of my first actual Werebelushi transformation sequence.
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