Marired to An Ape Senator.

 Married To An Ape Senator.

Nova (Planet Of The Apes 2001) TG.

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The term dead-site can apply to any website or forum-verse that is no longer active or has no active members in it, but in particular the Daloli-verse, most if not all the Daloli-verse had been wiped out at this point except for one...Dabon12 aka Dabone DaKollector, he was basically the last surviving non-transformed Daloli-verse member and he didn’t contribute anything, he was a scruffy looking humanoid who looked like he crawled out of a cave, basically if there was any proof that the Neanderthal race didn’t die out, it would be this guy. He only had just heard that a long while ago Nathan and Mel dealt with a site known as ExplodingRabies, a site that very much was just a bad ripoff of SomethingAwful only for people who were edgelord wannabe and in particular one member who pretended to be Serbian.

Mistress Mel the seductive koala-girl sat up on her throne, observing his actions as she sighed…’oh my, he’s positively ancient. No wonder that he doesn’t get any votes on his comments, this guy is basically so ancient he should be in a museum.’ ‘Shall we pay him a visit, mistress?’ ‘Why yes, we shall.’ She used her magic to appear in Dabone’s hideout, Dabone’s hideout was a virtual casino setting, he appeared in the form of his avatar form, which was much different than his actual self. ‘Are you Dabone?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘My, you certainly do look a lot less gross than you did in my mirror.’

“What do you mean by that?”

“Your appearance from what I saw made you like you crawled out of the same dungeon my minions live in.”

“What?”

‘I’m just saying, I was expecting you to be a lot more ancient looking. Yet here I am talking to this handsome idealized version of you.’ ‘Look, I use an avatar form, okay? And what do you mean i’m ancient?’ ‘That comment you made about Nathan.’ ‘What about it/’ ‘Well you said that you don’t get that Nathan talked about not finding ExplodingRabies to be a funny site. I’m just saying that I agree with him, that the site's universe was SomethingAwful’s step-child that nobody wanted to see. Only half of the people there are edgelord wannabes who have worse spelling and grammar problems than the entirety of Homestuck, and at least Homestuck is supposed to be like that on purpose.’ ‘Hey…’ ‘Also...those guys just kept asking Nathan why he didn’t have a job over and over, and it was annoying. How would you like it if I asked you the same question over and over again, huh?’ ‘I’d be annoyed.’ ‘Exactly. And you forgot about that punk who really started it. That Serbian douchebag who tried to threaten Nathan and it turned out he wasn’t really Serbian but was pretending to because he believed he had Serbian eagle-god powers.’

“Are you saying he started it?”

‘Yeah…’

‘But how could he have done that?’ Oh I don’t know, he’s the delusional little dickhead who thought he was an eagle-god in a human body. I wouldn’t be surprised if he used some of his bizzaro mind-control powers to influence the others, luckily though I taught him a lesson, now he’s a snake-goddess.’ ‘But…’ ‘But your comment on the whole thing was unneeded and dates you as being the most ancient member of your group, and you’re lucky that you’re the last member still around.’ ‘Why?’ Because clearly you care enough to still hang around and comment despite you positively being primeval and ancient.’

“Ancient?”

“Oh yes...see for yourself.”

A supernatural mirror materialized right next to him which showed his reflection as being his current age at first but then contorted into an aged, ghoulish version. ‘Gah!’ ‘See? Told you that you’re ancient. You belong in a graveyard.’ He gasped. ‘I want my old reflection back.’ ‘But that IS you, or it will be you if you keep digging up the past like this.’ ‘I’m sorry, okay?’ ‘Maybe it’s time for you to see just how primitive yet advanced you truly can be.’ ‘How?’ ‘Don’t ask me how, i’m magic…’ Mel chuckled as she clicked her fingers, sending a wave of supernatural energy through them and zapping Dabone with them.

Dabone shivered as he felt an itching sensation creeping over his body, specifically on his arms which were growing tawny black fur on them and his skin was softening and smoothening while his hands shrunk, the fur was also spreading on his hands and on his chest and torso, on his chest a pair of round formations known as breasts slowly developed while both parts of his upperbody slimmed down. ‘Am I turning into a cave-person?’ ‘You were already Neanderthal-like when I saw you..’ The hairs slowly coated his legs as his stomach slimmed down and his outfit slowly contorted into a gown of sorts as a ring materialized on one of his fingers, a ring that signified that he was married.

“A wedding ring?”

“Why yes, and it looks like you’re quite the bride.”

He gasped as his hips flared out and his feet slowly shifted to become hand-like, he recognized these feet as being akin to monkeys and apes, with a slurping sensation his special companion retracted into his groin and was replaced with the feminine equivalent, as his back arched and his shoulders folded inward. He looked like he was turning into a female ape, or specifically an ape-woman, it didn’t take him more than five seconds to realize that. His neckline lengthened as his hair turned from dirty auburn/brownish to a blackish color, growing longer and taking on a different style with a couple of bangs as his eyes widened, eyelashes blossoming around them in the process.

“My...I think you look gorgeous, i’ve never seen a prettier primate in all my life.”

“You think i’m pretty?”

“Well yes...look at you.”

Mel chuckled as she patted Dabone on the back. Dabone’s sharpened as his features softened and contorted themselves, feminizing but also becoming half ape-like as his lips plumped up and his features took on the appearance of a humanoid chimpanzee-woman, but the humanoid half of his ape appearance reminded him a lot of Lisa Marie Smith, who was Tim Burton’s girlfriend, well prior to Helena at least. His short ape muzzle finishing its changes while his canines sharpened to resemble fangs, the fangs of an ape such as a gorilla or a chimp, as his voice elevated in pitch to match his appearance, feminizing and contorting to give him the voice that went with the appearance he now possessed, which is to say the voice of Lisa Marie Smith, and that’s when he realized...he was becoming Nova, from the 2001 Planet of The Apes remake, he wasn’t afraid though. His ears enlarged, enabling him to hear any sound from even the furthest of distances.

A couple of seconds later his or rather ‘her’ personality and memories merged with Nova’s, he was still himself but also he or ‘she’ was Nova, a chimpanzee-woman who was married to a senator, an orangutan senator to be exact. ‘There we go, Nova. Might I add you look gorgeous like this.’ ‘Thank you, Mel.’ ‘No problem, you have good taste in guys too. I can see that you love Nado a lot.’

“Oh I certainly do.”

‘And who can say no to a guy like that? He’s an orangutan, one of the smartest species on earth, not only that but that voice. That’s a good choice you made there, you’ve got an ape husband who is a Glenn Shadix character. Which is something Otho and The Mayor of Halloweentown both have in common. They’re Glenn Shadix characters and are both Burton characters.’ ‘Am I a Burton character too?’ ‘Why yes, you are.’

“I’m glad that I count as one.”

“As you should. And you’re a very lovely woman too.”

Mel nuzzled Nova and hugged her, Nova batted her eyelashes and blushed, she felt loved and she felt like she belonged. She didn’t know why she spent time with that other group because she had heard of how savage and vicious they were and how uncivilized they seemed to be. ‘Obviously you didn’t belong with those, your husband would have been furious if he found out about that.’ ‘Oh, he’s a very forgiving primate really. I am sure he’d understand.’ ‘He does seem like a really nice guy even if his views on humans are a bit old fashioned.’

“Ah, that’s just who he is.”

“Still I cannot fault you for loving him.”

Nova chuckled as she looked over at the figurines Mel had of her and the other apes…’she definitely looks like me alright.’ ‘Well of course, Lisa Marie Smith is naturally gorgeous and so are you, just look at you.’ ‘You’re the sweetest marsupial i’ve met.’ Mel hugged her primate friend and decided to show her around and help her get ready for something, she was expecting to have children soon and she was a soon-to-be mother and naturally coming to ask a koala for help was a smart decision. She smiled, flashing her two fang-like canines, which looked quite adorable on her.

And thus with that Mel helped Nova plan a special birthing celebration for her soon-to-be-children and she spent a lot of time with her new friends and as for what happened later is that the two of them developed a friendship. And well you don’t need to be a genius to know the moral of the story, that digging up the past isn’t always a good idea, if at all, because what is in the past...stays like that for a reason, lingering on it for two long isn’t smart either, next time someone does that, tell them that the ancient gnarled up beast you see them as is what they’ll end up like if they continue down that path, or better yet just tell them they’ll end up an ape out of themselves.