A Remake For Sharing.
You know that one ugly little story that happened in the Daloli-verse and had that chimera that was the bastard lovechild of Scar and the Iron Maiden mascot and how that bastard turned Nathan's head into you know a certain male private part, well...that never happened, that was only in the Daloli-verse and it wasn't canon. What actually did happen on that day was that Nathan was in his apartment and he was working on a research project with Mel, he was working on a transformation story at the same time and roleplaying as his weregrinch fursona Growler, there was no trolling sessions or anything. He was just working really hard on a project, and instead of doing something stupid like the Daloli-verse version of him did, he just went over to Mel and gestured to her.
"Excuse me Mel."
"Yes...i've got to go to the bathroom. I won't be long."
"Do you want me to keep this spot safe?"
"Yes please."
Nathan headed over to the bathroom to go and do his buisness, he brushed his hair beforehand and headed into the bathroom and that was when he decided to take extra precautions and activated his smoke alarm just in case that bastard chimera had offspring that had somehow become loose in the city, which wasn't very likely because nobody would want to bang something that grotesque. This is exactly how it actually happened, you see..there was smoke though, but that was only coming from Eucalyptus and Mel trying out a new recipe in the kitchen, and the smoke alarm was activated anyway. Nathan didn't need to worry in the slightest, but it didn't hurt him to be a bit cautious. 'I bet you're expecting something stupid like some lame blue-smoke effects that don't count as real magic, right? Well forget it, this is what really happened. And what really happened didn't involve lame blue-smoke effects.'
"Yeah, who needs those when you have real magic and transformations?"
That's when he heard a voice that sounded very familar to him, he turned around for a few seconds and that's when a familar face materialized behind him, that man being none other than the late Robin Willaims. Robin looked like he really was happy to see Nathan. 'Hello Nate.' 'Robin..I didn't know you'd be showing up tonight.' 'Oh, didn't you get my memo? I told you that i'd be arriving to give you something.' 'I hope it's something good. I mean all I have been given so far is nothing but insults. And fake blogs made about me, from some people who tried to show me a Google Earth view of my house only it's part of that correctional facility that actually is a prison for monsters'. 'I've noticed you do were-celebrity stuff.' 'Well yeah, i'm a fan of werecreatures. It all started with Big Wolf On Campus.' 'You love Big Wolf too? I love that show!'
"So what are you here for?"
"I'm here to support you like a good friend does and give you something special."
"Really Robin?"
"Oh yes. I notice that you have very interesting tastes."
"Thank you..."
In the episode/story from the Daloli-verse this was the part where the chimera kinkshamed Nathan and acted like a dickhead while also getting ready to perform his lame blue smock trick, not in this version though, that part was horrifying...in a so bad it's terrible way, this one on the other hand....is much nicer. Robin looked through a few of Nathan's favorite books and movies and saw Nathan was a fan of the Blues Brothers and SNL. 'Ah, you have good taste in comedy.' 'You really think so? My old boss didn't think so.' 'She obviously doesn't know you like I do.' Well....you know, Mrs Courtsie was so stubborn anyway. I thought I got along with her, well we did at first.' 'But then you found out she had an ugly inside and was horrible to deal with.' 'Yep.' 'I can help you to feel better.'
"How can you do that?"
"Oh I have my ways. You like wereceleb transformations and captions right?"
"Oh you bet I do."
"Well...what celeb would you like to be turned into if you were in one?"
'Belushi would have been my pick because i've always liked botn John and James, but definitely Aykroyd. Aykroyd told me he is my spirit animal.' 'Well would you like to be him?' "Yes, if that's at all possible.' 'It most certainly is. Come here.' Robin gestered for Nathan to come closer to him which he did, in addition to this a supernatural glow emited from him as he reached over to him and gave him a hug. The hug sent supernatural energy flowing through his body which made Nathan feel really warm. He felt a tingling sensation as his arms slowly broadened and his skin lost imperfection and also aged up to 68 years, in addition to this a small selection of brown hairs sprouted across his arms as his hands enlarged.
He examined his arms for a bit as his chest and torso broadened, the hairs from before were growing on his chest and downward to his naval area as his stomach broadened, in addition to this his legs altered a bit as his rear inflated...'Daaaamn, Dan's got a nice thicc behind on him.' 'Hehehe...I see you're attracted to him.' 'Yeah, it's called simping. I assume you know what that means.' 'Indeed I do.' Robin had to admit that he did consider Aykroyd to be attractive in some way, and he couldn't help but simp a little over Nathan's transformation, there was always someone that was attracted to him too and he was glad for it.
Nathan watched as his shoulders and back broadened, his feet slowly altered as two of the toes on each of them gained a webbed appearance and he shot up from 5'7 to 6'1, his hair slhortened as it turned a little bit lighter but also became wavier. His eyebrows thickened while his forehead and brow altered, one of his eyes turned green while the other remained brown, Robin blushed a little, he hadn't felt this way about anyone before and he had to admit that he considered this to be kind of sexy. 'Have I ever told you that you look really good?' 'I do?' 'Yes. Look at you.'
"We all know that you're the good looking one, Robin."
"Me? Nah...i'm just a funny furball in human form."
"Nonsense, the women really love you."
"They love you too as well."
He blushed as his nose broadened a little bit as a cleft materialized in the middle of it, his features slowly morphing into a copy of Aykroyd's features, Robin leaned in and kissed Nathan as Nathan's voice deepened and elevated, shifting in a perfect copy of Aykroyd's voice complete with mannerisms. A few seconds later his mind and personality were replaced with Dan Aykroyd's one and he remembered he was a Were-Aykroyd and that Robin was his friend, he gave Robin a kiss back. 'Mmm...there's my number one Soul-Man.' 'Was there any doubt i'd be here for you?' 'You're right...I shouldn't doubt it.'
"We should be spend some time together...what do you say?"
"I don't know Robin, wouldn't Chevy be jealous? Because you know how Chevy is."
"Don't worry, there's plenty of love to share."
Robin hugged Dan and embraced him, kissing him a few times. 'See? I told ya i've got plenty of love to share.' 'Indeed you do. And so do I.' Dan took Robin by the hand and waltzed with him, the two of them performed a duet together and had a wonderful time. And thus with that, the true story can noe be retold over and over again. As for these two, these two spent a lot of time together, bouncing off each-other, and getting in touch with their wild side, and you see my friends...this is the true story of what happened that night. The Daloli-verse wasn't canon and never will be, besides, why believe those lies when you can just believe the words of Robin and Dan?
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