WB Rants: Name.

 Werebelushi:

I'm not going to name names here but a certain stupid people has made the following accusations against Nathan.  The first being that he actually sends Mel out to turn those who betray him into Pokemon or whatever, no...that's not true, it's just particular cases and those cases are not common or at least not as common as they used to.   Also...you act like being obsessed with and being attracted to Dan Aykroyd is wrong, for shame. Don't kinkshame a guy for being attracted to another guy,  Nate is allowed to like both men and women and he shouldn't have to change just because you don't like it.  Second, he didn't chose him..Aykroyd chose him,  he works in mysterious and spooooky ways.   Also it's not Nathan's fault that some people including him consider Aykroyd attractive. Trust me, if Aykroyd didn't want us thinking of him as a sex symbol he shouldn't have done that sexy scene with SEXY alieness Kim Bassinger in My Stepmother Is An Alien, that shower scene in The Great Outdoors, that episode of According To Jim where he and Jim Belushi and a bunch of older men go swimming in Lake Michigan,  that scene in Coneheads where we can see Beldar's butt and also that scene in Coneheads where he is fighting the big monster on his home planet,  the scene in Diamonds where he is getting a massage in a freaking bordello...etc.  Yes, shame on you Dan Aykroyd for showing off your fantastic hairy chest.  For shame. I kid of course, I wouldn't like him any other way.  And believe me if you didn't want us to think Aykroyd is sexy, then maybe Aykroyd shouldn't have chosen to play in Doctor Detroit (a movie where a socially awkward professor has to take on the role of a pimp to fend off a crime-lady) or Exit To Eden (a movie where he and Rosie O Donnell go undercover as part of a mission to a solve a heist by dressing up in fetish gear, oh yes...don't think you haven't forgotten seeing Rosie in that dominatrix outfit or Aykroyd dressed like a Village People member). 

Also...oh puhlease, you obviously weren't around to see the Norge fridge repair skit, wow...seriously, they really did go all out in seeing how much they could get away with when it came to showing Aykroyd's butt-crack. And seriously? Look i'm just saying that not all shapeshifter characters are 'werecreatures', I just find it kind of insensitive when people assume that just because someone is a shapeshifter doesn't mean they are a werecreature, yes werecreatures primarily ARE shapeshifters but the major differences is that werecreatures most of the time CANNOT control their transformations while characters like Mystique, Beast-Boy, Impossible Man, etc can.  Heck, Mystique can become other people including ones who are larger than she is.

Also...i'm sorry but your so called theory is wrong.  Does every single relationship with a character of the same sex falling for someone with the exact same sex as them who is a family member count as incest? No. Incest to me is NOT father and son. That's Oedipus Complex, it's a whole different thing.  Incest to me applies to relatives and siblings, NOT parents.  Also it's negative Oedipus Complex.  Do me a favor and look up Oedipus sometime, if you're not well versed in Greek.   I'm sorry but this is just bullshit to me, and yes interspecies could basically be interracial, so what? You act like you are shaming Nathan for supporting that kind of relationship.   You prick.

And yes he 'chimped' out, don't act like you don't do it too - because I can clearly see you have or else you wouldn't be here.  Also....you do know that Nathan was very specific when it came to weight gain transformations, right?  He said he's okay with it if it isn't into a character who is naturally like that, not into a fat version of a character who isn't normally overweight.  Also what he meant by that is simply that it's kind of insulting to have the whole weight gain transformation be focused on portraying said overweight version of a character as a slob with heavy focus on flatuence and bodily fluids or elements that basically portray them as a giant moving blob of a person who is proud to be the size of a damn blimp that seems to view their obesity as awesome,  i'm an overweight person myself and to be honest, that kind of thing makes me feel bad about myself too.

Also...you chastise him for liking pig transformations? Well then, if we're not supposed to like seeing women and other people being turned into pigs then maybe Mayazaki shouldn't have made Spirited Away or Ron Howard shouldn't have made Willow.  Also...what's wrong with racial changes? Oh I get it, you're a prick who chastices Nathan for what he likes and thinks that it's wrong to be into that sort of thing.  I'm so sorrrrry if he offended you, not. Do me a favor,  never bother me or my boi ever again.