World of Monsters

  Werebelushi: Aaaaw fuck, look who came back to ruin my fun. Just when I thought that Homestuck fan from hell learned his lesson and left for good, he came back and good lord does he come across as even more pathetic than before. 'This story if you could even call it that', that comment if you can even call it that comes from someone who thinks that everytime Nathan writes a TftW episode it is about someone he has a problem with, it's not fucking true. Also, like he's the one to talk about being disgusting. *sarcastically* Yes, because wanting to literally be inside Jade Harley is totally something a sane fan would do and not a deranged serial killer. Face it, however got turned into Jade Harley deserved it, he was basically a creep, like you are...for wanting to be turned into a female character who doesn't even have visible private parts. I am not saying that Andrew Hussie was lazy when it came to designing the Homestuck characters because Homestuck char...

 Virtual Genie For Hire. Jade Harley TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The term trickster means someone who specializes in jokes and pranks, if you think this is too complicated or incomprehensible for you to even grasp then maybe you shouldn't be reading a story in which a protagonist who is that particular type of character gets transformed, anyway...where was I? Ah yes, the prankster is a character we all know well and there was one prankster who was known for his outrageous tricks and stunts, he was a Youtube prankster named JacobGnarley,  Jacob was a skilled trickster who was an expert in dark magic and was known for being a master of deception, however he was a tragic type who was always taken advantage of because of his powers,  the dark influencers knew how to use him and one particular group of pranksters had decided it was time to test him.  Basically this gang of pranksters who he wanted to belong to pretty much dared him to go and download an app known as 'V...

  Mel: Also I assume this jackass of a person means that he thinks Nathan doesn't like transformations that involve weight gain in general. No offense but he totally didn't mean that, he meant that tfs that involve weight gain is acceptable to him if it's a character that is naturally overweight to begin with, and by 'fat version of a character' he means an overweight version of a character who normally isn't like that. And by 'degrading' what he means is the following - A: The entirety of the process is focused on bodily functions/gross out humor that you'd expect to find in a Happy Madison movie. B: The whole process is one where the victim gets more and more gross and sloppy, which is known as the slob sub-genre. C: If it's nothing but lame fat jokes like you'd expect to see in typical lame comedies of this generation where one of the characters is overweight and their whole gimmick involves food or eating. D: A combination of the t...

 Mel: Uhh...excuse me? Werecreatures and shapeshifters aren't the same thing.  Just because werecreatures have that power doesn't make them the same, it's like saying Pet Sematary is a zombie movie,  they're revenants for pete's sake and not zombies.   Shapeshifting in general isn't just a human turning into another species, but sometimes another species turning into a humanoid form, or sometimes someone turning into someone else.  Do the Greek gods count as werecreatures because they can turn into animals? No, they don't. Because they do shit like this all the time,  trust me...that's what Zeus does to seduce women.  Yes, he seduced mortal women while in the form of an animal.   Does the genie count as a werecreature? No, because he's already freaking magical because he is a freaking genie and can turn into anybody, even do impersonations of celebrities regardless of whether or it it makes any sense.  And I do mean ANYBODY,  h...

 Werebelushi: I'm not going to name names here but a certain stupid people has made the following accusations against Nathan.  The first being that he actually sends Mel out to turn those who betray him into Pokemon or whatever, no...that's not true, it's just particular cases and those cases are not common or at least not as common as they used to.   Also...you act like being obsessed with and being attracted to Dan Aykroyd is wrong, for shame. Don't kinkshame a guy for being attracted to another guy,  Nate is allowed to like both men and women and he shouldn't have to change just because you don't like it.  Second, he didn't chose him..Aykroyd chose him,  he works in mysterious and spooooky ways.   Also it's not Nathan's fault that some people including him consider Aykroyd attractive. Trust me, if Aykroyd didn't want us thinking of him as a sex symbol he shouldn't have done that sexy scene with SEXY alieness Kim Bassinger in My Stepmother ...