Aykroydian Invasion.

 Aykroydian Invasion.

Tom Everett (Caddyshack II) FTM TG/Were-Aykroyd theme.

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Sometimes being a paranormal law enforcer isn't easy, and that's something Melanie 'Mel' Sanders had to put up with all the time, from villains who were too stubborn to change their ways to people who thought of her as a 'threat' or 'pest' rather than an ally, it wasn't easy at all for her to cope and it was very stressful, sometimes she felt like she just wanted to break out into her she-hulkesque form and get back at those types of people but she was above this, she was above using violence or hostility...she only did that on truly horrible people. But one night when she was on duty with Matthias T. Radke aka That Werebelushi In The Shades (who had signed on a security chief) she had gotten herself into quite a pickle,  she didn't mean to though...it's just that she got involved with a type of monster that got the better of her,  that was a type of were-celeb.   The two of them were on duty when she heard a cry for help, and like the superheroine she was she rushed right over to assist the person that was in trouble. But just as she did...she and Matthias found themselves a horde of Dan Aykroyd characters.

"Matthias..am I having another one of my weird dreams again?"

"Nope...if you were, you'd be possessed by Mick Jagger and seducing your boyfriend with a long tongue."

Elwood Blues,  Mack Sennett,  Ben Bart,  Beldar and Austin Milbarge materialized around her. 'Hi Miss Mel.'  'How do you know my name and what are you doing with that person over there?' 'Nothing, we just want to say hi to you and introduce ourselves. We are the Aykroyds, and we all have a special gift that someone like you would appreciate.'  Austin's eyes gave off a supernatural glow, making Mel bush a little. Was he trying to hypnotize her?  Because it suddenly became difficult for her to focus on anyone but him...as if she was falling under his spell,  Austin explained that he had been searching for someone who would appreciate him for being strange and that if there was anyone it would be her. 

"I don't know why but...i'm..."

"Yes, Ms Mel?"

"Attracted to you..."

Maybe it was the adorable doe eyes and that sweet boyish charm but she couldn't help but fall in love with Austin, yes..he was an Aykroyd character and a spy and usually only Eukie fell in love with Aykroyd characters but she couldn't help but find him irresistible. 'You're attracted to me? Well that sounds wonderful, i've always wanted to be with someone who truly understood me. It's not easy being what I am, i'm sure you know how it feels too.' 'Why yes,  I do.'  'I want to be your friend, but more than that. I want you to join me.' Those words snapped Mel out of her trance.  'WHAT?'  'You heard me, I want you to join me and the guys and become one of us.'  'Oh that's just great, another assimilator type.'  'Hey hey hey...i'm not like that I swear.'  She huffed for a few minutes before getting out her spellbook and getting ready to cast a few spells. I know I know, you're probably thinking this is one of those 'jerkass character gets punished by being turned stories' you've heard over and over again scenarios or those scenarios where a character bemoans their transforming state,  well you're going to be disappointed.

Anyway...Austin seemed worried and confused,  he didn't mean to say what he said, he wasn't evil...in fact he was a good guy,  it was just that even with all the others he felt like he needed someone to be his friend and to support him.  Mel felt like she had hurt his feelings and she only cast one spell, that spell was to keep herself from being affected by the others. 'Austin, i'm sorry.' 'It's alright...it's just sometimes being an Aykroyd is kind of lonely.'  'Even with all the others?' 'Yes. I just wish I had a friend who understood me.' 'I know how you feel.'

'You do?"

"Yes...I feel that there are some people out there that don't get me. They either view me as someone who transforms people forcibly and punishes them even if they didn't do anything wrong or as a threat or a pest.  I'm just doing my job.  And what would they rather have me do?  Work at Hooters?"'

"You're viewed as crazy too?"

"Yes...and I loathe it. I have thoughts, I have feelings..but does anyone ever ask me? Does anyone ever ask me how I feel nope? They assume i'm an uncaring monster who would rather threaten the lives of an innocent person."

"You poor thing..."

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"It's a difficult life."

"Maybe I could help,  I wouldn't force you to transform into an Aykroyd. I could give you the ability to do it and teach you how to control it.  Would you like that?  It may feel strange to you at first but you'd grow to like it."

"Now that's what i'm looking for in a monster."

Austin chuckled several times,  hugging Mel gently and kissing her...Mel allowed him to do so and in the process he transferred his aura into her, giving him his powers which mixed with her own aura and gave her half Aykroydian attributes.  'Woah, you're a good kisser.'  She began to feel a little bit dizzy for a few seconds but she didn't faint.  'Thanks...are you alright?'  

"Yeah...maybe I just need to wind down."

"I know just the place, follow me."

Austin and the other Aykroyd characters helped Mel, taking her to a hotel that was located next to the Hellfire Nightclub.  'I have been here before. It's where I rest when i'm away from my friends. Could you boys book a room for me?' 'Sure.'  The guys headed over the reception area and booked a room for her, she had to admit that they were really generous.  'Say where are you guys from?'  'The Aykroyd-verse.'  'Not the Upside Down?'  'We like that place, but we're not from there.'  Mel walked into the room that had been booked for her, turned on some classical music and laid down.

As she laid down, she drifted off to sleep and dreamed. Although her dreams took on an unusual turn,  they started with her walking down a hallway while music was playing, and that Dan Aykroyd himself was speaking to her, telling her of his ways.  He asked if she'd like to know more, she nodded and said yes.  She willingly allowed Dan to turn into a ghost and possess her, but she didn't mind it. When she awoke, she began to feel a bit odd..her stomach gurgled, she assumed it was because she ate something terrible.  Although the only thing she had eaten prior to this was  piece of the chocolate koala cake that her boyfriend had made her for her birthday.  

Her stomach slowly inflated while her arms broadened, she gasped while her hands enlarged...her fur slowly transitioning into skin, for a while she looked horrified but then she realized she willingly let this happen as she examined her chest, her torso broadened while her breasts retracted.  Her dark blue tank top slowly turning into a camouflage one as tattoos burned themselves into existence on her arms,  a pair of black fingerless gloves materializing on her hands while she examined her body.  'You know I thought this would be scary but I don't mind it,  I really like it.' 'See? I told you it would be good.'  'Am I becoming like you guys?'  'Yes. You are.' 

Mel blushed a little as the same pattern from her shirt developed on her jeans and her rear shrank in size before plumping up,  her back broadening as her privates contorted. She felt only a mild bit of pain as she slowly grew up in height to 6'1 and her shoulders broadened, her tail retracting into her rear as her hair slowly shortened itself, her eyes widened as one remained brown and the other turned green, her eyebrows thickened as her nose broadened a little. 'Ah-ah-ah-achoo!',  she couldn't help but let out a sneeze as her much larger nose finished growing, twitching in the process, she sneezed into her elbow to prevent any possible problems.  A small cleft materialized in the middle of it as her lips lost their feminine touch but remained kissable, her features slowly morphing and contorting themselves while her koala-like ears shrank away, her jawline broadening while two black lines that looked like war paint materialized.

Her features slowly morphed and contorted themselves further, taking on a more Aykroydian appearance. She was a little distraught that she was turning into a character of Aykroyd's she hated but she wasn't horrified, it's just that she wasn't quite used to it yet. She chuckled a little as her voice deepened and lowered, also contorting into a voice that sounded like an imitation of Bill Murray as Carl Speckler as done by Aykroyd,  that voice belonging to the character she was turning into.  She held her head for a few seconds as her or rather 'his' mind and personality contorted, memories merging together as he remembered being an Aykroyd, but also being named Tom Everett as his transformation completed.

"How does it feel?"

"Not too bad. I like this."

"Good, welcome aboard. I told you it would be fun."

Matthias/Werebelushi barged in just as he witnessed this, he gasped as he saw what happened to his partner. 'Mel..is that you?' 'Oh, you're looking for Ms Mel?'  'Is that you in there?'  'Don't be silly...everyone knows my name is Capt. Tom Everett.'  'The Aykroyds got to you, didn't they?' 'They sure did, boy are they the nicest guys ever.'  'Nice? But they made you into his character from Caddyshack II and you hate that character.'  'Not really...now I think about it, I think he's alright.'   

"It's alright, he can still be Mel. Watch."

Austin used a special spell on Tom Everett that enabled him to turn back into 'Mel' before morphing back into Tom.  'He can still live a normal life you see.'  'That's good to know.' 'So what do you say? Can he stay here with us tonight?'  'I don't see why not.'  'Mr Werebelushi, you're a lifesaver.' And thus with that the Aykroyds and their newest member stayed for the night while Matthias kept watch all night long.

As for what happened later,  Tom Everett did manage to live a normal life and still have time to hang out with his other friends while embracing the perks of his new self.  Being an Aykroyd really wasn't so strange after all.  And here comes the moral, remember...sometimes we might think that the monsters we meet everyday are a threat, but really they're just like us and if you take the time to get to know them, you might learn more about them.