Underworld Connections
Megara (Hercules) TG
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Mythology is full of monsters, gods, heroes and villains and you don't have to look far to find them all...in fact there are some that still exist in this universe to this very day. I'm sure you have all heard of the great Hercules, well...today's story is about someone who thought he could get respect by joining the forces of darkness only to wind up with more than he bargained for, so let's get started. Johan was a notorious DA-Verse citizen who was known for being a traitor, he was a most wanted villain and he knew it, he believed in the Illuminati and reptilians and all sorts of inane bullshit only a David Icke fanboy would believe in, mainly because he viewed every documentary on the History Channel as being factual and not the dumb hoaxes that they actually were. He hated Nathan for believing in monsters which he deemed as non-existent. 'Do you ever not blab about how you think reptilians or frog people exist?' 'They do exist..more than your stupid werecreatures.' 'Actual monsters do exist, and do you know why? Because in the town I live in...weird shit happens all the time.' 'What's that? The dumbass DA-verse?' 'Your human impression is getting better but you really need to work on hiding your demon traits.' 'Huh?' he looked behind him and jolted back as his skin turned a dark purple color and two horns grew out from his temples.
'Ah ha...just as I thought, a hate-demon.' A hate-demon is basically what someone in the DA-verse becomes if they let someone who is evil take control of them or refuses to let go of grudges for no reason other than they really hate someone, and that's what happens to Daloli-verse citizens too, and Nathan knew a hate-demon when he saw one. Some hate-demons aren't exactly the best at hiding their more demonic traits and some well...some just flat out fail at it. 'It's that obvious?' 'Yes...it is. You know, your human impersonation almost foiled me but your insults and lack of understanding of how humans actually talk. I mean I should have known that somebody who is dyslexic doesn't break out into profanity so overbearingly loud Gordon Ramsay would blush at the mere sound of it. Also...yeah, next time you try to impersonate someone with a disability do the research. Swearing randomly and spelling a few words incorrectly isn't dyslexia, that's just trying too hard to be edgy.'
'Aaaaw alright, you got me..i'm sorry.'
"It's alright, just tell me who sent you."
'Hades did...I made a deal with him and I told him I would bring you to him."
"Oooh boy are you going to be in trouble with him or what."
"Why is that?"
"Well ya know what happens to foolish people who make deals with Hades but don't keep their end of the bargain."
Nathan pulled out a list and read from it, the list had the names of people who were all cursed as a result of making deals with Hades and not keeping their end of their bargain, some of them were turned into demons to be his minions and some were turned into demonesses to help him around in the Underworld, after all being in the underworld is a very stressful job and you know you've got to have someone to make sure those deceased people stay put. The ground started to shake as blue flames singed a couple of trees, burning all of the leaves off. 'Speak of the lord of the dead, that must be him.' 'Ooh boy, he's not going to be happy when he finds out.' Johan was nervously shaking and quivering as Hades rose from the flames.
"Uh oh..."
"Alright alright alright...who called me right when I was in the middle of a deal-making session?"
"This guy did, your gloominess. I believe you know him, he's Johan...one of your demons."
"Oh yeah...how he did do?"
"Well he failed...i'm still here."
"WHAT?"
Hades's flaming hair turned from blue to a piercing orange color as his rage increased, he looked over at Johan and snarled. 'YOU FAILED TO BRING NATHAN OVER TO ME?' 'I'm sorry, i'm so sorry.' 'Sorry isn't good enough. You made a deal with me and you didn't keep your end of the bargain.' Johan panicked as he tried to explain why he failed but the lord of the underworld had decided that it was time to show what would happen next time, so he used his dark powers to curse him. There was a slight tingling sensation as his skin slowly lost imperfections and his arms slimmed along with his hands shrinking in size and his fingernails lengthening, his clothing slowly contorted into a light purple dress with a Greek design to it while his torso and chest slenderized. He begged for forgiveness but forgiveness was something Hades wasn't in the mood for. Hades had made it clearly that he was aggravated and disappointed in his latest minion and that he hated people who didn't obey him or follow his orders or follow through on deals, this was one lord of the dead who didn't like it in the slightest.
"Hades...please, i'll be better next time."
"Too late, you failed me. And do you know what happens to people who failed me?"
He felt his chest with his hands just in time to see a pair of round formations commonly known as breasts developing on it, his hips flared out while his legs lengthened while his privates retracted and his feet shrank, his shoes contorting into a pair of sandals...he yelped in pain a few times as his back arched and his whole body contorted to become much slimmer but still also a bit more on the sexy side as his shoulders shrank inward and his neckline altered, a pair of earrings materialized on the tips of his ears as his dirty blondish hair lengthened, turning dark brown and changing style to what was commonly known as a ponytail hairstyle. He felt his new hair with his fingers, while his eyebrows thinned and his eyes widened, turning from blue to purple as his cheekbones sharpened. The transforming former minion didn't need a mirror to see he was becoming like Megara, and he coughed a couple of times, light purple eye makeup applied itself around his eyes as eyelashes blossomed forth and his nose shrank in size, his lips plumped up and his features feminized.
His features softened and feminized further until he looked like an identical copy of Megara in terms of his appearance, he coughed a few times as his voice went up several octaves, feminizing and becoming womanly and also sultry..and also becoming a perfect copy of her voice, which is to say he sounded just like Susan Egan, he blushed as his mind and personality warped, altering and becoming that of a very sassy woman who was married to a demigod, a demigod named Hercules. A few seconds later 'Johan' was no more, and Megara took over. She remembered that she was looking for a gift for him when she got lost and winded up encountering Hades. 'Hi ya Hades.' 'Megara, how are you doing?' 'I'm lost...but I can handle myself.' 'Good...I happen to know a shortcut.' 'No thanks...last time you pretty much doomed me to a life of serving you, since I married Hercules i've been able to see what it's like to side with a hero. A hero isn't measured by his strength, but the strength of his heart.'
A whinnying noise was heard as a magnificent flying white horse swooped in, it was Pegasus. Pegasus recognized Meg and looked at her in an eager and adorable way, Pegasus landed as Philoctetes and Hercules jumped off. 'There are you, Meg! I was so worried about you.' 'It's alright Herc, I didn't wander far...I just ran into an old fiend.' Hades raised an eyebrow. 'Old fiend? Oh ha ha I get it, it's because i'm the lord of the dead isn't it?' 'Relax, you know we wouldn't make fun of you.' Hercules ran over to Meg and she took him by the hand before running over to Pegasus and embracing each-other. 'Remember i'm never far away.' 'That's right.'
"You two can reunite later, but now we've got to head back."
"We're coming Phil, we're coming!"
'Shall we?' 'Yes...let's go. We don't want to keep the fans waiting.' 'You're absolutely right there.' Philoctetes ordered Pegasus to take off and thus with that the two of them hopped onto Pegasus's back and Pegasus began to take off into the air as he flapped his arms, neighing happily as he did so. They went through the forest and through the city square until they arrived at the convention center while tons of fans were waiting to meet them. Megara blushed as she remembered that she didn't find a gift for her heroic husband but then she realized....she realized she didn't need to get one, she kissed him and the two of them jumped off Pegasus and entered the convention center with Phil following them, Phil instructed the fans to form orderly lines as the Olympian couple posed for photographs and talked to the fans.
"Alright, let's get this started."
"Right behind ya."
As for what happened later, Meg had already learned a long time ago that working for a villain did't work and she decided it was much better off to be with a hero, not just any hero though but the greatest hero in the history of mythology...the legendary Hercules, or as she affectionately called him 'Herc'. She loved her heroic husband and wouldn't have had it any other way. She had earned redemption and had seen the light...all thanks to Hercules. Both of them were where they belonged. And thus brings this of course us to the lesson of the story, it doesn't pay to work for the bad guys your whole life, crime never does pay and the only thing you are going to get from working with the forces of evil is an eternity filled with regret...it is much better to be on the side of good. After all, it's not too late to redeem yourself...even if you do have some shady underworld connections
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Mythology is full of monsters, gods, heroes and villains and you don't have to look far to find them all...in fact there are some that still exist in this universe to this very day. I'm sure you have all heard of the great Hercules, well...today's story is about someone who thought he could get respect by joining the forces of darkness only to wind up with more than he bargained for, so let's get started. Johan was a notorious DA-Verse citizen who was known for being a traitor, he was a most wanted villain and he knew it, he believed in the Illuminati and reptilians and all sorts of inane bullshit only a David Icke fanboy would believe in, mainly because he viewed every documentary on the History Channel as being factual and not the dumb hoaxes that they actually were. He hated Nathan for believing in monsters which he deemed as non-existent. 'Do you ever not blab about how you think reptilians or frog people exist?' 'They do exist..more than your stupid werecreatures.' 'Actual monsters do exist, and do you know why? Because in the town I live in...weird shit happens all the time.' 'What's that? The dumbass DA-verse?' 'Your human impression is getting better but you really need to work on hiding your demon traits.' 'Huh?' he looked behind him and jolted back as his skin turned a dark purple color and two horns grew out from his temples.
'Ah ha...just as I thought, a hate-demon.' A hate-demon is basically what someone in the DA-verse becomes if they let someone who is evil take control of them or refuses to let go of grudges for no reason other than they really hate someone, and that's what happens to Daloli-verse citizens too, and Nathan knew a hate-demon when he saw one. Some hate-demons aren't exactly the best at hiding their more demonic traits and some well...some just flat out fail at it. 'It's that obvious?' 'Yes...it is. You know, your human impersonation almost foiled me but your insults and lack of understanding of how humans actually talk. I mean I should have known that somebody who is dyslexic doesn't break out into profanity so overbearingly loud Gordon Ramsay would blush at the mere sound of it. Also...yeah, next time you try to impersonate someone with a disability do the research. Swearing randomly and spelling a few words incorrectly isn't dyslexia, that's just trying too hard to be edgy.'
'Aaaaw alright, you got me..i'm sorry.'
"It's alright, just tell me who sent you."
'Hades did...I made a deal with him and I told him I would bring you to him."
"Oooh boy are you going to be in trouble with him or what."
"Why is that?"
"Well ya know what happens to foolish people who make deals with Hades but don't keep their end of the bargain."
Nathan pulled out a list and read from it, the list had the names of people who were all cursed as a result of making deals with Hades and not keeping their end of their bargain, some of them were turned into demons to be his minions and some were turned into demonesses to help him around in the Underworld, after all being in the underworld is a very stressful job and you know you've got to have someone to make sure those deceased people stay put. The ground started to shake as blue flames singed a couple of trees, burning all of the leaves off. 'Speak of the lord of the dead, that must be him.' 'Ooh boy, he's not going to be happy when he finds out.' Johan was nervously shaking and quivering as Hades rose from the flames.
"Uh oh..."
"Alright alright alright...who called me right when I was in the middle of a deal-making session?"
"This guy did, your gloominess. I believe you know him, he's Johan...one of your demons."
"Oh yeah...how he did do?"
"Well he failed...i'm still here."
"WHAT?"
Hades's flaming hair turned from blue to a piercing orange color as his rage increased, he looked over at Johan and snarled. 'YOU FAILED TO BRING NATHAN OVER TO ME?' 'I'm sorry, i'm so sorry.' 'Sorry isn't good enough. You made a deal with me and you didn't keep your end of the bargain.' Johan panicked as he tried to explain why he failed but the lord of the underworld had decided that it was time to show what would happen next time, so he used his dark powers to curse him. There was a slight tingling sensation as his skin slowly lost imperfections and his arms slimmed along with his hands shrinking in size and his fingernails lengthening, his clothing slowly contorted into a light purple dress with a Greek design to it while his torso and chest slenderized. He begged for forgiveness but forgiveness was something Hades wasn't in the mood for. Hades had made it clearly that he was aggravated and disappointed in his latest minion and that he hated people who didn't obey him or follow his orders or follow through on deals, this was one lord of the dead who didn't like it in the slightest.
"Hades...please, i'll be better next time."
"Too late, you failed me. And do you know what happens to people who failed me?"
He felt his chest with his hands just in time to see a pair of round formations commonly known as breasts developing on it, his hips flared out while his legs lengthened while his privates retracted and his feet shrank, his shoes contorting into a pair of sandals...he yelped in pain a few times as his back arched and his whole body contorted to become much slimmer but still also a bit more on the sexy side as his shoulders shrank inward and his neckline altered, a pair of earrings materialized on the tips of his ears as his dirty blondish hair lengthened, turning dark brown and changing style to what was commonly known as a ponytail hairstyle. He felt his new hair with his fingers, while his eyebrows thinned and his eyes widened, turning from blue to purple as his cheekbones sharpened. The transforming former minion didn't need a mirror to see he was becoming like Megara, and he coughed a couple of times, light purple eye makeup applied itself around his eyes as eyelashes blossomed forth and his nose shrank in size, his lips plumped up and his features feminized.
His features softened and feminized further until he looked like an identical copy of Megara in terms of his appearance, he coughed a few times as his voice went up several octaves, feminizing and becoming womanly and also sultry..and also becoming a perfect copy of her voice, which is to say he sounded just like Susan Egan, he blushed as his mind and personality warped, altering and becoming that of a very sassy woman who was married to a demigod, a demigod named Hercules. A few seconds later 'Johan' was no more, and Megara took over. She remembered that she was looking for a gift for him when she got lost and winded up encountering Hades. 'Hi ya Hades.' 'Megara, how are you doing?' 'I'm lost...but I can handle myself.' 'Good...I happen to know a shortcut.' 'No thanks...last time you pretty much doomed me to a life of serving you, since I married Hercules i've been able to see what it's like to side with a hero. A hero isn't measured by his strength, but the strength of his heart.'
A whinnying noise was heard as a magnificent flying white horse swooped in, it was Pegasus. Pegasus recognized Meg and looked at her in an eager and adorable way, Pegasus landed as Philoctetes and Hercules jumped off. 'There are you, Meg! I was so worried about you.' 'It's alright Herc, I didn't wander far...I just ran into an old fiend.' Hades raised an eyebrow. 'Old fiend? Oh ha ha I get it, it's because i'm the lord of the dead isn't it?' 'Relax, you know we wouldn't make fun of you.' Hercules ran over to Meg and she took him by the hand before running over to Pegasus and embracing each-other. 'Remember i'm never far away.' 'That's right.'
"You two can reunite later, but now we've got to head back."
"We're coming Phil, we're coming!"
'Shall we?' 'Yes...let's go. We don't want to keep the fans waiting.' 'You're absolutely right there.' Philoctetes ordered Pegasus to take off and thus with that the two of them hopped onto Pegasus's back and Pegasus began to take off into the air as he flapped his arms, neighing happily as he did so. They went through the forest and through the city square until they arrived at the convention center while tons of fans were waiting to meet them. Megara blushed as she remembered that she didn't find a gift for her heroic husband but then she realized....she realized she didn't need to get one, she kissed him and the two of them jumped off Pegasus and entered the convention center with Phil following them, Phil instructed the fans to form orderly lines as the Olympian couple posed for photographs and talked to the fans.
"Alright, let's get this started."
"Right behind ya."
As for what happened later, Meg had already learned a long time ago that working for a villain did't work and she decided it was much better off to be with a hero, not just any hero though but the greatest hero in the history of mythology...the legendary Hercules, or as she affectionately called him 'Herc'. She loved her heroic husband and wouldn't have had it any other way. She had earned redemption and had seen the light...all thanks to Hercules. Both of them were where they belonged. And thus brings this of course us to the lesson of the story, it doesn't pay to work for the bad guys your whole life, crime never does pay and the only thing you are going to get from working with the forces of evil is an eternity filled with regret...it is much better to be on the side of good. After all, it's not too late to redeem yourself...even if you do have some shady underworld connections
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