WB Rants: Hypocrisy.
Werebelushi rants: Celebrity TF
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Werebelushi:
Hello and welcome to another episode of Werebelushi-rants, the show where I give a good old slam down to the stupidest comments ever made. In today's episode I will be talking about those people who say shit like 'celebrity tf fics aren't cool' or 'celebrity transformation fics are disgusting'. I hate those types of people I really do, they are these obviously insane people that think they can act like hypocritical douchebags and question other people's choices whether it be their favorite characters or whatever they're into.
I LOVE celebrity transformations and I love were-celeb stuff, i'm one myself you know and I get offended by these types of people who think that people who write about this type of thing are 'fetishizing real people'....it's called fiction for a reason, because there's no way it can happen in real life. *sarcastically* What's that? You don't think it's right for me to do my own little romantic fanfic in which I am dating Leah Thompson? Well tough toenails, i'm going to do one anyway. Because it's not Leah's fault she's so desirable. Yes I know she's married in real life but that's why it's called fiction. Besides...you don't know for sure if this is actually the actress herself or this is actually her in character as a modern day version of Lorraine from Back To The Future franchise.
It's fine to be attracted to fictional characters but to constantly talk about wanting to get in said characters pants even if other people aren't interested in your bizarre fantasies but please keep it to yourself and keep your dick in your pants. I know every fandom has at least that one type of fan who pretty much wants to fuck the hell out of a character they love, but still there are some characters that you shouldn't be fetishizing...like Homestuck characters for example. You want to know why Homestuck characters don't get their own TF stories? Because...well...how the hell would you do one of those anyway? All Homestuck characters have no noses and no arms. Would the person's arms fall off as if the person caught a bad case of leprosy? Would their bones and organs shrink? Do Homestuck characters even have organs? How do they use the bathroom? If one of the troll characters needs to relieve themselves...how do they do it? I don't see any visible private parts on either gender of the troll species to be honest. The female characters don't even have breasts. Only in fanart do Homestuck characters even look like real humans as opposed to how Hussie designed them, then again the style of the comic is bad on purpose so I can't complain too much.
Also...this is a major spoiler so if you haven't gotten to this part of the comic yet I suggest looking away, EVERY CHARACTER DIES AT THE END! Yes, I just gave away the final chapter...specifically one of the epilogues. I know liking a dead character is normal well...if you're THAT attracted to someone who basically is dead by this point and is basically a corpse, not a walking corpse or a zombie or even a revenant, just a corpse...then that sort of makes you a necrophiliac. It's fine if you like this comic or the characters, just stop bringing up how you'd totally bang one of the characters.
What we do here is not to be taken seriously...celebrity transformations to me are underrated and should be done more often. Besides, it's only a story...it's not real, the celebrity in question isn't going to have a ruined career or anything because of it. What? Do you think just because someone wrote a story about becoming Carmen Electra means that person actually wants to steal Carmen's body or something? I'd hate to imagine what you'd think of my celebrity tf story universe idea. *he shows a fic he is working on* This is the newest installment of the series. It has a really juicy scene with someone becoming Sean Young. If you honestly think any of these fics are real, you may need to see a shrink or maybe you need to purchase a reality check. Because it's fiction for a reason and that reason is that it can't happen in real life.
The moral is...don't be a hypocrite. Just don't, you're only making an idiot out of yourself by doing so. Also...maybe don't share your sexual desires for certain characters with people who may not want to hear about them. Yes, we like celebrity transformations here but you won't catch Nathan or any other celebrity tf writer posting how they actually have erotic fantasies about that celeb. And you won't catch them trying to become said celeb in real life either.
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Werebelushi:
Hello and welcome to another episode of Werebelushi-rants, the show where I give a good old slam down to the stupidest comments ever made. In today's episode I will be talking about those people who say shit like 'celebrity tf fics aren't cool' or 'celebrity transformation fics are disgusting'. I hate those types of people I really do, they are these obviously insane people that think they can act like hypocritical douchebags and question other people's choices whether it be their favorite characters or whatever they're into.
I LOVE celebrity transformations and I love were-celeb stuff, i'm one myself you know and I get offended by these types of people who think that people who write about this type of thing are 'fetishizing real people'....it's called fiction for a reason, because there's no way it can happen in real life. *sarcastically* What's that? You don't think it's right for me to do my own little romantic fanfic in which I am dating Leah Thompson? Well tough toenails, i'm going to do one anyway. Because it's not Leah's fault she's so desirable. Yes I know she's married in real life but that's why it's called fiction. Besides...you don't know for sure if this is actually the actress herself or this is actually her in character as a modern day version of Lorraine from Back To The Future franchise.
It's fine to be attracted to fictional characters but to constantly talk about wanting to get in said characters pants even if other people aren't interested in your bizarre fantasies but please keep it to yourself and keep your dick in your pants. I know every fandom has at least that one type of fan who pretty much wants to fuck the hell out of a character they love, but still there are some characters that you shouldn't be fetishizing...like Homestuck characters for example. You want to know why Homestuck characters don't get their own TF stories? Because...well...how the hell would you do one of those anyway? All Homestuck characters have no noses and no arms. Would the person's arms fall off as if the person caught a bad case of leprosy? Would their bones and organs shrink? Do Homestuck characters even have organs? How do they use the bathroom? If one of the troll characters needs to relieve themselves...how do they do it? I don't see any visible private parts on either gender of the troll species to be honest. The female characters don't even have breasts. Only in fanart do Homestuck characters even look like real humans as opposed to how Hussie designed them, then again the style of the comic is bad on purpose so I can't complain too much.
Also...this is a major spoiler so if you haven't gotten to this part of the comic yet I suggest looking away, EVERY CHARACTER DIES AT THE END! Yes, I just gave away the final chapter...specifically one of the epilogues. I know liking a dead character is normal well...if you're THAT attracted to someone who basically is dead by this point and is basically a corpse, not a walking corpse or a zombie or even a revenant, just a corpse...then that sort of makes you a necrophiliac. It's fine if you like this comic or the characters, just stop bringing up how you'd totally bang one of the characters.
What we do here is not to be taken seriously...celebrity transformations to me are underrated and should be done more often. Besides, it's only a story...it's not real, the celebrity in question isn't going to have a ruined career or anything because of it. What? Do you think just because someone wrote a story about becoming Carmen Electra means that person actually wants to steal Carmen's body or something? I'd hate to imagine what you'd think of my celebrity tf story universe idea. *he shows a fic he is working on* This is the newest installment of the series. It has a really juicy scene with someone becoming Sean Young. If you honestly think any of these fics are real, you may need to see a shrink or maybe you need to purchase a reality check. Because it's fiction for a reason and that reason is that it can't happen in real life.
The moral is...don't be a hypocrite. Just don't, you're only making an idiot out of yourself by doing so. Also...maybe don't share your sexual desires for certain characters with people who may not want to hear about them. Yes, we like celebrity transformations here but you won't catch Nathan or any other celebrity tf writer posting how they actually have erotic fantasies about that celeb. And you won't catch them trying to become said celeb in real life either.
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