TftW: Half Ass-ing It.

TftW: Half Ass-ing It.
Donkey-Girl TF/TG.
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An opinion is a wonderful but some opinions should be kept to yourself,  such as the case of Lucas Gradeston aka Lugrods, an annoying roommate of Mel's who was a bit of a snob.   To the point that he disagreed with her opinion and overly criticized her work in a fashion that was basically just bashing it without any reason whatsoever,  she rolled her eyes every single time this happened and it drove her insane.  She couldn't stand it, especially when he tried to defend his love of 'Changed',  the infamous game about Puro and the human that he had as a companion.

One evening Mel returned from her apartment to find Lucas uploading his Puro transformation fan-art onto her computer even though she warned him not to do it, he of course was an idiot and just did it anyway.  She groaned as she looked at the disgusting display she was watching, given that she had been stalked by Puro a long while back,  anything that was even related to him or themed around gave her the creeps because she was creeped out by Puro in general. She hurried over to the computer and deleted all the fan-art pics of him tat had been uploaded,  to Lucas's shock and dismay.

"I've had it with you and your Puro obsession."

"What's wrong with Puro?"

"He's an overrated character who only has fans because he caters to the fursona stereotype of being an edgy wolf-monster.  He is pretty much the most unoriginal character ever.  His species in general is a species of blatant symbiote rip-offs in animal form,  his name means pure but he assimilates you if you don't give you love,  he's creepy looking and he's  got the worst case of Pinocchio Syndrome I have ever seen."

"Well...your artwork is poorly made."

"Poorly made, huh?  What has that got to do with it? Nothing that's what."

"But...'

"But nothing,  your opinion of that piece of crap Nightmare-fest of a game is poorly made in my opinion.  Changed is Newgrounds quality at best,  how it earth it got on Steam is beyond me.  Say what you will about FNAF,  Bendy and Cuphead,  at least their style goes with the overall theme of those games.  I can't say the same about Changed, I think Changed sucks.  I've seen Net Yaroze games that have better graphics."

"How dare you bash the game I love so much."

"I'm allowed to say whatever I want about that game especially since that insane bird-bitch tried to make a whole damn storyarc about it that was too long and over-excessive that even Peter Jackson would say 'that's too much, that's too much'. But hey it's not Skyrim,  at least it's not that overrated boring dungheap known as Skyrim or that overblown soap opera known as Fire Emblem.  It's fine if you like it but I have played it and found it too depressing and too creepy and I found the plot to be confusing."

"I'm shocked that you would say this sort of thing about the game I adore so much."

"Oh and by the way...Puro was a fucking creep who tried to make my body his and he tried to stalk me numerous times, he sexually harassed me. And it's all fucking true,  he did that to me.  He sexually harassed me and tried to transfur me and if there was anything I didn't want it..it was to be turned into some mindless symbiote knock-off."

"How dare you talk like that about Puro,  I love him and worship him."

"You know who else said that about a character they obsessed over?  Randall.  He freaking made whole arguments about how Diddy Kong is right up there with Ultra Instinct Shaggy on the demigod scale.  Trust me, it was freaking annoying as all hell,  him going on and on about how Diddy should be considered the best Smash Ultimate character and how he's the best ever."

"But Puro is so pure..."

"If he's so damn pure why does he assimilate his own best friend?"

"Well...uh.."

"I knew it...you can't even think of a proper way to defend him.  You're half-assing it,  which gives me an idea.  Since you like half-assing it so much....how about you become half-ass YOURSELF?  Yes,  that is a fitting punishment for someone like you."

"You're not going to turn me into someone's ass are you?"

"Eeeew...no,  i'm not that gross."

She chuckled for a little bit as she concentrated and unleashed some supernatural energy blasts which jolted through the room and over to where Lucas was,  her hair darkened as goth-like makeup materialized around her eyes and tattoos materialized on her body,  she hissed several times as she sprouted a pair of bat-like wings and horns..hissing as a dark circle materialized around him.  Lucas suddenly felt frightened, as he should be...as he was just about to found out that Mel wasn't any ordinary koala-girl,  that she had supernatural powers.  Mel chuckled as she cast a spell on him and drew him towards the circle.

A spirit resembling an anthro female donkey emerged from the circle and flirted with Lucas, kissing him and hugging him in a playful manner before chuckling to herself.  'You're adorable...I think you'll be perfect'.  "Perfect for what?  What is she talking about?" Lucas inquired in a panicky manner,  as he tried to get out of the circle but kept getting pulled closer and closer into it.   The donkey-girl spirit blew him a kiss before she jolted into his open mouth and zoomed down his throat,  possessing him in the process,  he attempted to cough her out but she had plans for him.

"Aaaaw...she likes you."

"Get her out of me,  Mel.  I'll do anything."

"While I do like a man who pleads,  you're going to have to try harder next time."

"Please?"

"Nope...you deserve this.."

Just then he felt an odd-sensation creeping over his body,  as his skin slowly began to soften and smoothen before being adorned with greyish fur,  his arms contorted and slenderized as his hands dwindled down in size while his fingernails lengthened and turned a vibrant shade of red,  his ratty t shirt slowly cleaning itself and turning into a white tank top as his chest and torso slenderized.  On the former a pair of round formations developed, pushing and developing outwards and forming into a pair of breasts while his stomach slenderized,  the fur on his much trimmer stomach was a light whitish-grey color as opposed to the other fur on his body which was a darker grey shade.  

A crunching sound was heard as his hips slowly expanded followed by his legs lengthening and his feet slowly matching his hands,  his shorts extending into a pair of jeans and turning a dark blue color and in the process a tail much like that of a donkey emerged from his rear,  he blushed a little as he felt his hips and his tail.  His mind was already altering slightly,  making him think this was natural and that this was a form that he had. With a slurping sound his privates retracted, but oddly he didn't mind it.   Mel giggled a little,  as she looked at his changing form with a look of warmth and acceptance.  He didn't know why this was,  but it felt natural.  His back arched as his shoulders folded inward, his neckline lengthened while the items he had brought with him slowly turned into various magazines and clippings featuring a female anthro donkey on them.

His hair slowly turned from a ratty tawny brown color to jet black as it lengthened,  also becoming a bit curly in some places while his eyebrows thinned and his icy blue eyes darkened and turned brown,  his ears slowly lengthened and contorted into a pair of ears which resembled those of a donkey while eyelashes blossomed around his eyes.  In his mind, his memories were already shredding and being replaced with those of the half-donkey featured on the news articles,  he was remembering being a donkey-girl who used to be a spoiled brat and also the daughter of a millionaire and how on her birthday she made a big fuss about a car not being the color she asked for and insulting a magician who was a Criss Angel impersonator who transformed her into a male non-morphic donkey and her father into a non-morphic female donkey and forced them to be mates, eventually she realized her mistake and was eventually turned back to her proper gender...which was to say she returned to being female,  but as part of the magician's punishment she and her father were now anthro donkeys.  Lucas's memories were becoming hers as his features softened and feminized, in the process his face slowly pushed out into a small half equine muzzle.  His voice softened as well,  slowly shifting and feminzing and gaining a New York accent.  

When he or rather 'she'  spoke,  she found that she sounded a lot like Marisa Tomei. As she began to think of Mel differently,  she thought of her as a friend who helped her with her problems and who helped her make new friends and who helped her adjust to being half donkey.  She looked over at Mel as 'Lucas' faded away completely, a new personality taking over and that personality was that of a donkey-girl named Ashlynn, yes...that's who she was.  That donkey-girl in the magazines,  that was her...Ashlynn Connerson,  the daughter of millionaire Clark Connerson. Ashlynn blushed, she felt embarrassed about her behavior earlier as her transformation completed.

"I'm sorry Mel,  it's just I had a bad day and this one guy was being a gross perv and he tried to snap a photo of me when I was getting dressed.  I hope you can forgive me for everything I said back there.  I would never strike out at anyone, yet alone someone who I consider a dear friend."

"It's alright Ashi,  I forgive you."

"You do?"

"Why yes....I do.  Because that's what friends do."

"Aaaaaw,  you're so sweet!  Well that's because you're a koala-girl of course,  and you're naturally like that.  You're willing to forgive your friends even if they do things they didn't mean to do.  And i'm proud to have you as my companion. You truly know how to make me feel better."

"Want to do an episode of my web-show with me?"

"I'll be honored to.."

Mel started up her webcam up and the two of them got ready to do their web-show,  they spent several minutes talking to each-other about what skits and characters should be on this week's episode and when it came to making the show they decided to combine their ideas and make it the funniest episode they had ever worked on.  And thus with that a few hours later they uploaded the episode onto their respective Youtube pages and watched as their loyal fans all clicked on the video in unison,  admiring their hard-work.  They embraced everything about being who they were and there was nothing they would rather be than who and what they were,  which was to say an adorable koala-girl and an equally as a adorable donkey-girl.

As for what happened to them later,  the two of them greeted fans outside of Greasy Jake's burger joint and even posed for photographs.  Embracing their status as a celebrity power-duo on Youtube and bonding with each-other,  as best friends often did and they were glad to be such a dynamic inseparable duo,  for nothing would ever tear the two of them apart,  and Ashlynn got to appear in numerous commercials and magazine print-ads alongside Mel and later got to take part in a music video with her marsupial friend.  Remember my friends,  criticism is an art form and it must be handled in a respectful manner,  if you don't have any criticism that doesn't offer anything but 'poorly made' comments,  then maybe just maybe you should consider looking how to better your own way of describing the things you like and don't like about it,  but don't be an ass.  Nobody wants to be an ass.

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