Posts

Showing posts from June, 2019

Werebelushi Rants: Salty.

*we see everyone's favorite Werebelushi in a therapy sessiom with a group of monsters* Yeti-Boy: Hi my name is Yeti Boy and I am salty because I was rejected from a superhero team I wanted to be part of because they said I was too hairy. All: Hello. Ice Lioness: My name is Ice Lioness and I am salty because nobody seems to like it when I help people because to them I cause more harm than good. Werebelushi: Hello,   i'm  That Werebelushi in the Shades.  I'm salty because sometimes I just am and that's normal, it's normal to be upset sometimes because that shows you are a human being even if you're not physically human,   today's lesson is all about sharing your emotions and how you feel about them, I review bad movies, bad tv shows and just about anything bad but i'm not as angry as everyone makes me out to be.    Yeah I know i'm viewed as being an angry reviewer type like AVGN but the thing is,  i'm really a nice guy it's just that certain th...

Transformative Premonitions

Transformative Premonitions David Bowie TF/MC. ~~~~~~~~~~~ A vision is something that is a premonition of things to come and it's especially true in Nathan's case,  it was late summer 2018 and Nathan Forester was sleeping in his coffin-like bed as he was having bizarre dreams and visions,  visions of the school he used to work out and in the visions it was stormy as the wind blew several things around but more than the weather itself he was hearing a voice that was calling to him as if it was searching around for him, like a voice in the sky was beckoning to him.  That's when he saw a spirit manifest itself around the school-yard,  taking on the form of a familiar person, that person being David Bowie...which he thought was impossible. The spirit version of Bowie seemed to be looking for him as if he needed him,  not in a you know...sexual way,  but needing to merge with him and to take him over,  but he was having trouble so he kept going into numerou...

TftW: Spicing Up Ethan.

TftW: Spicing Up Ethan Scary Spice TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes in this world when you can't give you have to take and Ethan was one of the people that used that philosophy the most. Ethan Throllop was a con artist through and through and also a bit of a leech,  a leech in the sense that due to not possessing any cds or video games of his own,  he would ask others for their games and CDs and would never give them back once he borrowed them, the last time he did that it was Nathan and well...Nathan told him off, telling him he should't be mooching from people at all.   This time however though he was trying to get a copy of a game that Sarah had called Mad Scientist, a game where you make your own monster, what he didn't know though that Sarah made it up and she had a surprise for him.   You see Sarah had fallen victim to a were-celebrity epidemic as of recent and she had been turning into Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice on a regular basis but she kept it a secret from her ...

TftW: Always A Ranger.

TftW: Always A Ranger. Amy Jo Johnson TG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What makes a superhero what they are?  The makings of a superhero or superheroine aren't exactly specific by any means,  but every hero story has an origin.  And this one is no exception. Today's hero is Joseph. Joseph was a close friend of Nathan's with a love of superheroes and he was in particularly a fan of Saban shows,  in fact if you were to ask his other friends they would say he nearly drove them insane with his love of those shows...in particular his Beetleborgs and Power Rangers obsessions, but of course he was a dedicated fan of both shows and even created fanfics based on the idea of a crossover between the two shows.   He had his own supernatural companion too,  a phasm much like Flabber who helped him bring his costume concepts and superhero artwork to life.  Joseph was in his apartment one evening  looking at his collection of Power Rangers and Beetleborgs items when he came acr...

TftW: Queen Lea.

TftW: Queen Lea. Lea Thompson TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~ There are some guys out there who think they can always get what they want,  to the point that some of them can be downright power-hungry.  Such as the case of Keith Darby,  Keith Michael Vincent Darby was a former school bully who was basically very Biff Tannen-esque,  to the point that he even looked and sounded a bit like him,  after Nathan had sent him to the reform academy he had been trying to get his revenge but ultimately each time he tried he always failed,  he wanted to take over the world,  which Nathan's friend Mel the koala-girl called him out on,  calling him a hack for using the same cliche tactics over and over,  he always got in a tizzy everytime Mel criticized him for being what she called a 'predictable'  villain.  Keith didn't care for anyone except himself and that showed, whenever he took part in one of Mel's adventures he was always the one who turned out to make a...

No Rest For The Undead

No Rest For The Undead Corey Feldman TF/MC ~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes it can be really difficult to sleep without any interruptions,  and over in Nathan's apartment there was no shortage of that.  One night as Nathan was resting and dreaming about his usual dream subjects,  he was listening to the soothing sounds of Kermit the Frog singing the song 'Rainbow Connection' from the Muppet Movie when his dream was interrupted by the song which was on repeat suddenly switching to the end of the previous song which was Nosferatu by Blue Oyster Cult,  this puzzled him since the song was on repeat...how it could switch back to the previous track like that?  He was puzzled about this and was startled at the same time,  this had been happening for quite a while now and it was something that he was really concerned about. "Only a woman can break his spell..." "Aaaaw man,  not again...why is this happening? The track is on repeat and I was in the middle of a dream when ...