World of Monsters

TftW:  In The Walken's Den. Chris Walken TF w/Were-Walken and virus motif. NOTE: This is a horror comedy story that tells of what happens when you obsess over someone for long enough and go around snooping in other people's business including such things as posting videos of theirs online without permission for lulzy purposes.  This is also inspired by Nothing But Trouble and House Of 1000 Corpses.   This is also where we actually see what the Walken's den looks like.   This is also inspired by the Eagles song Hotel California. -------------------------------------- Rupert aka RuthlessRupert was the kind of troll wannabe that only existed for one purpose,  to screw people over and to be screwed over himself  -- and that was about it,  he wasn't particularly bright and he was very nosy and enjoyed snooping around in places that he didn't belong,    he was obsessed with finding the elusive Walken that had been haunting the streets ...

Werebelushi rants: Mythology -------------------------- Werebelushi: Today's rant is on people who constantly think the idea of werecreatures based on humans rather than animals is a stupid idea.    People,  that's the whole point of it - ugh...I just HATE having to explain how it works.   What?  Do you people not know what satire is? Oh, i'm sorry.. in whatever backwards universe you're from satire must be an alien concept to the likes of whatever your are.   People,   just because you dislike the idea of human based werecreatures doesn't mean you can complain about them and nitpick the hell out of them like one someone says shit like "Why are there no female werecreatures? All of them are male." To which I reply to that one...wow,  SJW much?  Has this person been living under a rock for the past several hundred years or something?   In case you don't know there already have been female werecreatures in the Monster World, ...

TftW: Apartment Of Horrors. Russell Brand TF/Werecreature motif with possession and mind control NOTE: This story is extremely disturbing and features horror elements,  it's also a dark comedy style with a Rob Zombie influence as well as inspiration from Troma films,  C.H.U.D,  Night Of The Demons and the Were-Celebrity TG stories on DA.   This is also inspired by my own personal experiences i've  had online. ---------------------------------- Nathan Forester aka Monstermaster13 had quite the history OL of being known as the Werecreature Guy or the 'Were-Celebrity Guy'  especially by internet trolls who tried to make him look bad and ruin his reputation,   of course said trolls were too moronic to know the difference between fantasy and reality and thought that his stories were real.  To the point that at one point they actually referred to him as the 'werejohncandy' 'wereleno'  'weregrinch'  or several lame were-names....

Revolting Revolution NOTE: This is one of many of the Were-Russell stories that has a transformation into the Russell/Were-Russell persona,  and this is one of the first to have Kara -  one of his friends in a co-starring role. ------------------------------------------------------- Our hero Nathan was watching television with his friend Kara,  flipping through the channels when Russell Brand appeared on the news channel -   which excited Kara because she was a Russell fan-girl,   Nathan on the other hand was disgusted. "Ugh....Russell Brand again?  Does this idiot ever shut up!" "Aaaw come on Nathan,  don't bash him -  he's doing a good thing." "He'd be doing a good thing if he kept his mouth shut." Nathan had absolutely had it up to here with Russell Brand,  as far as he could tell 2014 was the year almost dominated  by Brand and his 'revolution'.   He thought that the whole Russell worshiping thing was a stupid fad...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome to a special segment called How Not To Do A Review...tonight we'll be tackling how not to do a review of a fanfic.    The first thing you must know is that there's a difference between critiquing something and out-right bashing it to pieces,  critiques -  while they don't always have to be sugar-coated,  can be helpful and can teach the person in question to improve their work,    bashing on the other hand is just Complaining About Something You Obviously Don't Watch/Play or Know About. Which leads to the first major problem of this piece...saying 'Oh god this fanfic sucks'  is NOT a critique,   it's more like acting douchey for the sake of acting douchey.   And also...shouldn't you at least know what game or movie you're talking about?   All you are saying is that you think you know how games like Skyrim work..when obviously you don't play them at all - you're just using that to ...

Just looking online for something to watch. And I see your videos. Just what do you think you're doing? Stop right there. Those videos aren't yours. They're mine, you just stole them. You may call it mirroring. But I call it stealing. You're taking something, Something that doesn't belong to you. Those belong to me, I had those videos. You've been stealing my videos. You're claiming them as your own. It's not right,  it's wrong. I don't care how luzly they are. You're just taking something. Something that isn't yours. And using it for trolling purposes. Stop it right this instance. Or i'll report you. Don't you know you're infringing on my rights? Don't you know you're doing wrong? Take those videos down right now. Or I will report you. It's okay if you're doing it for satire. But if it's just 'hurr hurr look at this loser'. Then it's not worth it. I'm asking you nicely,  just take them down...

Description: Babutant KWG is an overgrown Garbage Pail Kids inspired monster who is known for his bizarre behavior and attitude problems which are due to the fact that even though he's an adult monster,  he still acts childish and has problems accepting defeat of any kind and he doesn't like losing. He serves as a warped and twisted CWC parody in terms of his behavior and the world he inhabits,  he is also inspired by Bobo and Lil Debul from the movie Nothing But Trouble as well as by Garbage Pail Kids,   he's a mostly unclean monster and doesn't bathe or shower, he prefers to use his own musk. He's not outright evil,  but his childish nature makes him think that even those who are trying to help him are evil or are trying to hurt him,  he doesn't get along with humans and prefers to interact with fellow monsters. Appearance: As mentioned above,   Babutant looks like an overgrown Garbage Pail Kid wearing a red and white striped shirt,  blue jea...

Okay...who's the jackass who keeps hogging all the internet?   Because I have some choice words to say to them.  Sorry for the little rant but I absolutely LOATHE slow internet days and if they don't ease up on the streaming or whatever they're doing i'm going to go all Hessian Horseman on them.

Playing With Knives  -  the Danny Trejo transformation guide. NOTE: Before you all read this,  i’d like to inform those who are new to transformation guides that is a mostly satirical series that shows how to do a TF of my character for RPing purposes or fun..it’s not to be taken seriously. Introduction: There's no way to really explain how this one came to be,  I guess it started with me doing a story about my character becoming the character Machete from Machete/Machete Kills and then..suddenly...a case of Trejo Fever infected me soon after,   to the point it's now become a recurring element in my dreams like with my Walken ones.   In which my character has been turning into Trejo or a character he played.   So I thought...why not do a TF guides episode on this very subject? Before hand,  i'd like to teach you about our subject...Danny Trejo is an American actor of Mexican descent,  he is the cousin to director  Robert R...