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Happy Walken Day

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Hellooo....everyone at home....this is Monstermaster13....and today is Christopher Walken's birthday. I hope...that you remembered this as well as I have.    

Walken After Dark

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Walken After Dark By Monstermaster13 It was after dark at our house, okay it wasn't quite Midnight but it was getting close to it and I was in one of my 'Monstrous' moods. I was looking through all sorts of sites trying to get inspiration for my latest story, looking at various old monster stories and folk tales and urban myths but nothing seemed to catch my eye. I even tried a bit of reading creepypastas, but the creepypastas didn't scare me, just made me laugh a little bit. It took me a while to find what I needed for inspiration, but then I started up Itunes. Going through the radio channels I selected Halloweenradio.net, as that was my go-to source of inspiration for my various monster related stories. Once I waited for the buffering part to be finished...I started up Fantamorph and decided to have another try at a morph. "Hmmmm...i've got to be careful this time....I don't want to end up as someone like Russell Brand again." I ...

Morphing Software Incident

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The Morphing Software Incident   By Monstermaster13 I had always been known for my good hygiene, I brush my teeth twice a day and comb my hair regularly. Unfortunately some people on youtube have the unfortunate habit of making fun of me because of how I look- mainly because they constantly thought of my hair as being greasy and overly messy when in actuality there was nothing wrong with it. This lead to me making my so called youtube avatar Russell Brand just to make fun of the whole thing. Little did I know that at the time this would lead to the following incident, I was on my computer at a quarter to 1 in the afternoon....just going on blip and checking the updates. Out of boredom I decided to start up my morphing program which was Abrasoft Fantamorph. I uploaded a photo of myself as the first picture and just because I couldn't resist...I uploaded a picture of Russell Brand , by mere coincidence I was wearing almost the same thing as he was in the photo. ...

Troll alert

Be on the look out for these two trolls  Skydara and WereStallone both of them use tactics stolen from the ED article on me and said tactics were already getting old and boring to begin with. Except WereStallone claims to be a real "Were-Stallone" *cough cough* yeah right. Like i'm said i'm happy with other people using my work as inspiration - that is if they ask permission, but flat out ripping it off for trolling purposes is unacceptable. They should be blocked and or reported at all costs.

My Speech

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TftW: The Tale of the Walken

-------------------------------------------------- We are all familiar with the tales written by the Brothers Grimm, those fairy tales that are not just public domain but have been adaptated many times including by Walt Disney. You may think you know them, but they are far more gruesome than the ones Disney adaptated. Most recently these inspired the NBC TV series Grimm and it's creatures known as 'Wesen'. But what most people don't realize is that a lot of these creatures inspired by the stories happened to be real. Most normal people don't even realize that stories like these are in fact not just fairy tales..but warnings. These were to warn people who were bad that there would be consequences to their actions. These influenced many other stories of this kind like Goosebumps, Tales From The Crypt and certain episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark and also a great majority of Creepypastas. Now today's main character, Braeden - he did not know tha...

Night Terrors

Ever since I got affected by the curse of the Hessian Hex, I have never been the same....this curse is a curious and funny thing but at the same time sad and shocking. I am cursed to become the Hessian if driven into a state of bloodlust, even the smallest drop of blood can trigger the change and cause a dark and terrifying transformation to occur. The blood red moon also has this affect on me, it puts me into a trance and makes me want to roar. And now the curse was starting to affect my mind, making me have all sorts of strange visions and dreams. In these visions I would see a dark forest somewhere in the middle of the woods, a blood red moon shining high up in the sky, and a black stallion whinying out for it's owner. And I would hear growls and roars, and I couldn't help but respond to them. Often I would awaken from these dreams and visions growling - as if what had happened wasn't a dream at all. One night I was trying to relax when I started having...

crazed troll

Just to clarify....I am not racist nor have I ever been to Serbia but Dragan seems to think that i'm trying to invade his country of Serbia.   Wow...what kind of crazy pills is he on?