World of Monsters

My friend Vera is coming back tommorow and i've got a new facepaint lady.

Hello i'm Nathan aka Monstermaster13, you may know me from my work on deviantart or from my reviews. I'm hear to discuss how the werecreatures in my monster world series actually work, since I have gotten a lot of people questioning why they exist or saying that they don't make sense. To answer your queries: They are supposed to be parodies/homages to werecreature mythos in general. I am aware that the were-in-werewolf means man and that's what I did, while my were-creatures are human-like and based off real people in terms of looks and personality - they still have common attributes that most werecreatures have like heightenend senses, superhuman strength and agility and so on. And yes most of these do have fangs and fur as well as slightly beast-like characteristics, not all of them are wolf-like. The WereElvis was the first idea I came up with as a werecreature parody, in addition to it having the strength and agility and heightenend senses, they also have song ba...

I've got a few things i want to confess: 1. I'm a little bit delusional and a little bit insane. But i'm okay with it. 2. I am autistic. 3. I have a fat fetish and a transformation fetish. 4. My spirit animals are a crow, deer, bear and fox. 5. My totem animal is a cockroach. I have a few fursonas of my own that I RP as well: 1. A Weregrinch. 2. A Werejohnbelushi. 3. A Werejohncandy (formerly) 4. A Weresmeargle (pokesona).

For those who want me to get rid of the whole werecelebrity thing well i'm not doing it, they're my creations and even though they have caused me a great deal of hate and ridicule I just still am proud of them. Some say they're stupid but i don't care, they're mine and mine alone. No one truly has the right to say how stupid they think they are, as there technically is no such thing as real free speech in my opinion. For those trolls out there who thinks it's funny to insult my creations like that - get a life, you're not making it any better for yourselves and all you're doing is making your crappy lives better by comparison. The werejohnbelushi is staying and he's going to be around for a long long time, so better get used to it.

Grrrrr....being a werejohnbelushi is just so hard sometimes, especially when you've got those godamn pesky instincts. And not to mention the increased appetite and the number of people hating on werebelushi's because of their grossness. Raaawr..urrr...it's enough to make me go berserk on them.

A Real American Werebelushi (origin of Werebelushi In The Shades) Werebelushi TF -------------- This is the tale of a different kind of reviewer, this is the tale of That Werebelushi In The Shades or as if he's known by his common name Mathias T. Radke Named so because he was a fan of John Belushi and of old school monster movies, he was considered to be like Linkara in terms of reviewing style. He was often viewed as crazy because of the fact he believed that he was a real American Werebelushi. One night while he was filming another one of his reviews, he recieved a call from someone known only as Monster Maniac. "Are you the werebelushi guy?" "No...I just pretend to be one, why?" "I need you for something." "Like what? A review or something like that?" "It's important and urgent." "How urgent?" "Extremely and it must be done by the next couple of hours." "Oh....what do you have in mind?" ...

This is for all the haters,  trolls and EDiots out there:

Hi there i'm Monstermaster13 and i'm proud to say that i'm a furry, my fursonas are a male weregrinch named Growler and a werejohnbelushi - I have gotten a lot of flack for both of them but i'm not giving up on them because they flat out rock. True, I may have gotten myself an ED article because of this, but who the fuck cares about ED anyway? It's just a stupid site that wasn't even funny to begin with. My 88 watchers on DA actually like me for who I am and my monstrously awesome works. Haters can just go to hell. I love monsters and I love RPing as a monster - it's just so much fun. If you are a furry, have a fursona or love monsters or being TFed yourself....tell me what you like the most about it. I want to really do more stuff involving my Werejohnbelushi and my own Belushi-inspired Power Rangers monster Belooshar. If anyone's interested, just let me know

For the past several years at Herodale College, the Hero House had defeated the Villain house each time. No matter what monster it was, the Hero House always found a way to defeat them. Especially considering the newest members of this particular house were a group of Power Rangers esque characters known as the Ultra Teens. Michael was the leader of the group, Daniel was second in charge, Lionel was the genius, Samatha was the tough girl, and Janine was the resident beauty. One night up at Villain House HQ, Dr Disgusto and his minions were thinking of a new plan to try and get rid of them. "There's got to be someway to get those pesky Ultra Teens for good. There just has to." "You could send do another monster, sir." "Why bother? It only ends up in us getting our butts kicked." "Maybe there's a monster we haven't tried yet..." "Hmmm...but what kind?" "I don't know, but i'm sure we'll ...

You may not believe this and some may think i'm crazy but recently I found out that I can turn into a Werebelushi. How did I find this out you ask? Well it all started when I was giving a lecture on them for a class on werecreatures, and this particular class was doing a report on werebelushis in general. I was in the middle of answering questions that my students were asking about them. "...And that my dear students is where the werebelushi originates from. It is a satire of the classic werecreature types. Any questions?" "Yes....which Belushi is a werebelushi based on, John or James? Because it kind of reminds me of that Frankenhole episode where John is ressurected and accidentally drinks a potion that turns him into his brother. I wonder if you've seen that episode." "John. And yes I have seen that episode, it's my favorite episode of that show. Would anyone else like to ask a question?" "Yes, this is about the werebelushi...