Buddha Sized Wish

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We all have wishes and odd thoughts that we often post online and sometimes you just have to be careful when you post them because a certain wish-granting demon will ruin them for you and make you regret them and send on a one way ticket to the Meme Zone. Case in point JC, JC was an artist in the fictional Deviantart universe who was part of the ‘fat people are sexy’ group.

He was in his domain one night looking at art of a fattened version of a beloved Disney character when he made the wish he would ultimately come to regret later…’Oh look at how Hercules is eating something fattening and liquid is dripping down his belly and moobs, I want to happen to me. I wish that was me.’

The screen began to light up with a sinister glow and a feeling of warmth entered his body, his MHA t shirt slowly strained and began to tear in a few places as his arms slowly broadened and swelled, his skin slowly turning golden as his hands swelled, thickening as were his fingers.

His stomach inflated as did his chest and torso, as his body slowly bulked up more and more, his torn t shirt morphing into what was known as a sarong, as his back and shoulders broadened, his legs and toes thickened and enlarged in the process. He looked at himself in shock. ‘Am I finally getting my wish?’ ‘Oh you are, but you are getting punished.’

‘Okay okay i’m sorry for simping over fat people and treating them like objects.’  ‘Too late, you should not have made that wish.’ His neck thickened as he slowly grew taller, his hair shorted but also developed a ponytail at the back as his face plumped up, he found himself spewing water from his mouth which spewed onto his chest and his belly as he found himself sticking onto what appeared to be the base of a fountain.

He tried to move his body into another position but found himself unable to do anything but sit down, he was still able to move some parts of his body but could not change his position as he was stuck in the sitting/meditating position.

It was at this point he realized he had made a mistake as his voice grew deeper, and he found himself going from being afraid of his change to actually enjoying it as his round belly gurgled and grumbled.

A group of tourists took photos of him and admired him, thinking he looked like a living Buddha statue which was what he was, a living version of a chubby Buddha statue, he was alive and could move some parts of his body but he was stuck in the meditating position.

He sobbed silently as his transformation completed but his tears faded, replaced with a newfound love of his new form. He had gotten what he wanted but it came with a price, and now all eyes were on him.

The tourists loved coming to the temple he was transported away to and they worshiped him, which made him a must see tourist attraction. As for where he is now, you can see him at the temple and take photos with him, he loves all the attention and i’m sure he’d love to meet you.  

That is just what happens when you wish to be the biggest, your wish gets answered by a certain demon who will make sure you will become the biggest - the biggest attraction, that is and there are no bigger attractions than in this one specific little zone in the middle of our world.  

And when it comes to make someone the biggest attraction, the biggest of attractions take place in a little theme park in the middle of another world,  another world where memes are alive and where weird things occur on a regular basis.

Of course you know that this place is where you will forever regret your reactions, too late for apologies, if you made a wish here and gotten it corrupted, you have ended up in this little zone, a little zone known as the Meme Zone.