Corey and Oats VS Wakhammer

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Corey and Oats VS Wakhammer

NOTE: This is a parody and not to be taken seriously, it is also a fic that makes fun of fat-shaming and fat acceptance.

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In the picturesque land of Aotearoa, nestled in the heart of New Zealand, there existed a quaint town named Nile Road. The air was filled with the sweet scent of native flora, and the rolling hills painted a vibrant canvas of green and gold. In this peaceful corner of the world, Mel, the koala-girl, resided in a cozy cottage on the outskirts of Nile Road.

One sunny day, as Mel was working on her computer, she noticed unusual glitches and digital disturbances in her coding projects. Puzzled and slightly worried, she decided to consult her trusted companions, Corey the COVID microbe, and Oats the brown horse. The trio gathered in Mel's backyard, where a sparkling creek wound its way through the lush landscape. ‘Corey, Oats, something's not right with my code. I need your help to figure out what's going on," Mel said, concern furrowing her koala brow.  With a determined nod, Corey floated over the keyboard, ready to dive into the digital depths. Oats, ever loyal, pawed at the ground, ready for the journey that lay ahead.

In a surprising twist, the computer screen flickered and emitted a dazzling light, enveloping Mel, Corey, and Oats in a shimmering portal. They found themselves transported into the Bluesky Dimension, where the very essence of code and data flowed around them like a cosmic river, they came across a domain decked out like a Twisted Metal version of an old regency era palace.

Navigating through this pixelated wonderland, they encountered a villain named Mr WakHammer, a villain who was an extreme fat fetishist who sent a monster known as the Harrassment Monster after unlucky players of his game, a game called 'Chub Squad' which was a cartoonishly grotesque parody of fat acceptance people on Onlyfans, Mel had defeated him at Chub Squad three years ago and now he had made a return to claim Mel was still obsessed with ending his life when his evil scheme to make every male player on earth into a fat himbo animal-person was foiled by her for good. ‘Well looks like you have returned to my virtual world even though I thought you had already defeated me.'  'I already HAD defeated you, did you not remember how I punished you for fattening up Virtual Oakendale? Unless your superpower is forgetting everything that has happened prior to this.'  ‘It's not my fault, okay? I did not summon you here, my creator insists on keeping this fetishistic game up, nobody plays Chub Squad apart from horny weirdos with after dark accounts, every few months, on ocassion it gets upgrades but nothing new has happened content-wise and I am unable to move on as a character’  ‘Unable to move on, why?'  'Because this was not how I was supposed to be. Because the creator picked out this form to be stuck in until I get much more pleasing one,  i'm stuck on being a one-dimensional villain.'

“Your minions are pretty much pathethic if you ask me and you make a bad boss. Yet you keep coming back.”

“I know but my creator designed this game to reflect his inner fantasies."

“As much as I like being the heroine to foil you in the virtual world, you were already disposed of two years ago, how can you keep coming back?  Are there simply no other villains?  Look this world has other villains in it too besides you, I could have battled the demon dog police squad by now or the love-wolf queen again, but I got stuck here battling you again.' 'I know I am sorry I had to drag you here to my level, but to me it seems my loss to you in battle has been in my head rent-free for almost three years.'

‘You care enough about my defeat of you and your army to claim I live in my head rent-free when  you summoned me to this dimension and to this virtual world? Look, you are pathetic and petty for a villain, your only power is fattening over people up and you're basically just a fat villain stereotype, no different than Swackhammer who you were blatantly a knockoff of.’   'Well I figured that you would...'  'Would what?  Want to fight you again? I already did defeat your minions more than once,  I have other villains in this game besides.  And you cannot set a harassment monster on me this time.'  'Because Mel has already defeated all of them.’

He however wasn’t deterred by this and sent his army of overly overweight mutant anime obsessed nerds after the duo but Corey and Oats used soap on them to ward them off before using some magic to fight off his clown squad, he then attempted to face Mel and do battle with her.  ‘As a villain you are pretty weak, you go after people who stand up to you and turn them into fat himbos who are essentially super-sized mooks, your clown mutants and otaku-mutant minions were very much just mooks as well, yeah this is supposed to be a fetish game? Like who thinks this stuff is hot?   I hardly think you have any right to speak out about how you are being treated. I mean all you do is try to do is force fat acceptance on people, you are truly a terrible villain, and those mutants ain't helping.

“I am proud of my mutants thank you very much.”

“You shouldn’t be.”

Mel hulked out and turned into a muscular female koala as she used her muscles and super-strength to lift up one of the armatures in his palace and hurled it at him, Corey went Super Saiyan covid and blasted him several times with energy blasts.  Wakhammer attempted to turn Mel into a fat male for him to fawn over and add to his weird male harem but Mel was immune to his powers.

She carefully used some magic to fix all of his character transformation spells by erasing the MC element. ‘Nooooo, don’t do this. I mean you you wouldn't do this to me if you knew who I really was, did you?'  'Your real self?'  'Yeah, there's a reason i'm so desperate and horny and why only Bluesky account for my creator is a porn one, because my creator was a sexual deviant with a fat fetish, the only reason i'm stick as a fat character is because he pictured me in that form, I did not ask to look like this.'  'Is that why you hurt everyone who stands up to you?' 'Yes, because I was created to be a generic villain with some stupid powers. You would think having the power to fatten men up and turn people into fat himbos that are part beast would be ideal for me, but it's not. I feel bad for them and half of these people did nothing wrong.'  'Is that why you do that?'  'I do not like doing it. But this fat acceptance bullshit is popular and trendy so he just wanted a villain to fullfil that role, when this wasn't who I was supposed to look!'

And that is when he realized that picking on others for having different opinions than him wasn’t right and he broke down. ‘You know, you’re right. As much as I obsessively preach about players who dislike playing as me because they think I am a bit of a disgusting perv who is way too into weight gain and acts like everyone is the real villain, I am the one who is put into the role of villain due to said typecasting. I was created by a creator who initially wanted me to be a throwback to classic Disney villains, only instead of a powerful sorcerer, they picked this form for me to be in.’

He explained his creator was a once loved animator who got his work heavily censored due to sexual content, and his creator was charged with a number of crimes including ones of a sexual nature and his creator had been jailed. ‘My creator was a horrible person, and I reflect all the negative aspects of his. Including his sexual deviancy, I was made to represent that aspect, as a typical horn-dog character in his video game. Chub Squad was supposed to be a parody yet I am the one who is a grotesque parody of themselves, I was supposed to be a much better designed or better looking character but I got typecast as a fat bastard.’  ‘I am sorry you had to be typecast as an overweight villain, but you really should learn how to keep promises instead of breaking promises you intend to keep.  I will tell you what though, if you promise to never speak of Mel or this incident again.’  ‘I promise.’

Mel and Corey called the online authorities and a virtual police truck materialized and took Wakhammer away.  The truck arrived at an online prison for villains, while the incident was erased from everyone’s minds,  as punishment for going after someone in the first place his punishment was to be grounded until character transformations stop having mind changes in them and he was forced to eat not only lumpy potatoes but healthy food in general, for every meal, over the course of several weeks he went through a vigorous reform program and vowed to officially leave the Bluesky dimension and the online dimension in general. His after dark dimension area closed up and all the fat acceptance posts of men stuffing themselves were removed along with it for being sexual in nature.

He apologized to everyone for causing such problems and he said he wanted a much better form, and he decided to deactivate the form he was in as light shimmered down on him and he was turned into a much more pleasing form suiting the more positive aspects of being an animated character of his size and statue, becoming more of a gentle father figure than a villain stereotype.

The duo left the Bluesky dimension in general and headed out of the computer and arrived back at Nile Road as they had afternoon tea in the lounge, an hour later after that they had dinner and when dinner was finished they emailed Jill about their adventure in the online dimension and what they had discovered.

They had a fun karaoke session and wrote some stories before getting ready for bed an hour later,  when they got ready for bed Oats put on his pink nightgown and Corey put on his bat pajamas as they looked over at Mel,  they picked out a friend and went into the bedroom to brush their teeth.

After brushing their teeth they went into the bedroom and relaxed, picking out a friend to snuggle up with as they got into bed. Mel turned off the light and they all drifted to sleep, having sweet dreams as they did so, and their adventure for the day had come to an end but more adventures are coming your way so stay tuned.