Rise Of The Dum Dum Plague

 Rise Of  The Dum Dum Plague 

NOTE: This is a were-aykroyd transformation story that features ‘dum dumification’, weight gain, flatulence, and body horror-esque elements as well as weirdness in general, if you don’t like crude humor then I suggest reading some other stories instead.

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When Nathan first got his were-aykroyd powers he didn’t know that he would end up being stuck in the middle of his worst nightmare, his nightmares were always of that specific type of were-aykroyd…a gluttonous stupid looking one known as a ‘dum dum’, which he hated, he hated what dum dums represented, the utterly disgusting almost hedonistic worship of their own body fat, their flatulence, how they took what to him was cool like being a were-aykroyd and making a grotesque mockery out of them.

It all started back when the master from his original world tormented him with a nightmare, a nightmare of turning into a fat stupid were-aykroyd at a concert to humiliate him, yes he acted like loved him, but said master or the ‘creator’ as he was called, clearly had other intentions for him. Since then he had become afraid of becoming like that.

Luckily for a while after that he never had to deal with it often, at least unless on certain lunar dates or if he ate too much, the were-aykroyd dum dum always came out when hunger was involved, hunger was his motivation, he wanted to always grow out of Nathan.

Nathan went from universe to universe and master to master to find a master who would actually love him, and when he did, he found one who initially viewed him as a pet but the relationship became like that of a parent and child, and of course he’d feed him and care for him, what made this relationship even better was the fact he was a fellow were-aykroyd and he could help him with his problems.

What seemed like a perfect ordeal for him eventually started to become worse when Nathan came home one afternoon to see his master looking rather different than normal, his master was in the state of being a dum dum were-aykroyd, watching a television show about dum dums.

He couldn’t believe what he saw..it looked like some kind of weird fake commercial for something called ‘dum dum food’ which was some type of were-aykroyd food, what made it different from human food was anyone’s guess but it was still odd to see. He was disgusted at what he saw, fat dum dum were-aykroyds eating the food, forcing others to eat it and making them into dum dums too.

Nathan tried to switch the channels and he flicked through various channels, dum dum were-aykroyds popping up on every channel as if this was some kind of bad Twilight Zone parody episode.  The dum dums seemed to have invaded every channel.

He switched over to a documentary channel…hoping to see a soothing natural documentary featuring the calming presence of David Attenborough, and he did and he then saw a documentary about were-aykroyds, and he saw those dum dums again.

“Dum dums again?”

“Aren’t these dum were-aykroyds delightful?”

“Uh no they are disgusting.”

“But you will like them.”

His master lumbered over to him…’What has gotten into you, master? You definitely do not seem like yourself.’ ‘I am fine, I am a very good dum dum and you shall be a dum dum too!’ ‘What? A dum dum? But I don’t…’ ‘Oh but you will.’

There was something off about this, he groaned as he walked towards Nathan in a slow dum dum manner, making odd noises as he did so…’You’re a…a..’ ‘A dum dum, yes, I am. A good dum dum were-aykroyd and I want you to be a dum too!’ ‘I will never be like you.’  ‘Oh but you will, you will become very stupid and you will like it.’

This terrified him as he started to run and headed upstairs, he panicked as his master tried to chase him, his body swelling and growing as dangerously gassy farts emitted from his behind, letting off an awful smell that could be detected from anywhere in the apartment.

His master was growing bigger and fatter, as he became a bigger and fatter were-aykroyd, sniffing him and stalking him. ‘Come on now, let’s both be happy dum dums together.’  What was even more disturbing was that his master’s intelligence was dwindling even more along with his humanity, and Nathan felt sorry for him.

Nathan hurried upstage and tried to hide as the dummifying were-aykroyd that was his master stalked him, his master’s mind slowly shrinking away even further, and affecting his behavior..making him think that Nathan was his boyfriend, horrified about this…Nathan made a run for it and attempted to fight back.

At this point, his master was acting like an overgrown infant as he was crawling towards Nathan..feeling like he needed to love and infect him, he made a run for it and attempted to run before he encountered the dumbed up version of his master. ‘Hehe, does my boyfriend wanna play with dum dum?’ ‘Oh no, I don’t.’

The sight of the dummified version of his master frightened him, he was a massive were-aykroyd, one that was considered fatter than normal ones, he looked ridiculous and talked in a silly manner but what unsettled him the most was that the master that he had loved the most, was now lost, lost and trapped in the body of a dum dum.

He tried to look up the cure for his master’s condition and he found out it was a plague that was spreading throughout town, the plague had been spreading for multiple nights, turning humans into these goofy plus sized food addicted were-aykroyds and he knew that he was likely to be next, he hopped it wouldn’t come to that.

The dum dum version of his master lumbered towards him before crying, it was obviously he was trying to control himself but he couldn’t, the dum dum were-aykroyd that used to be his master was not in control of his body, he stopped for a bit as Nathan found the cure for it and he worked on making the cure.

Making the cure for his master, he presented his master with a bottle of sorts containing the cure and the antidote…the master reached for the drink and drank it, the drink’s contents slowly turning him back to normal, Nathan stood there, relieved.  

However the relief turned to horror as he hurried down to the kitchen to find what appeared to be ‘dum dum’ cookies and dum dum were-aykroyd food in the fridge, he screamed as he saw what appeared to be a horde of were-aykroyd dums, all grotesquely rotound and hungry.

The dum dums break into his apartment through the door and groaned, all of them wanting to come near him. ‘There is the dummy, he must join us, he must join us.’  ‘Yes, be a dum dum were-aykroyd like us.’ ‘I will never be like you, you’re disgusting.’  ‘You will eat like us, you will feed with us, you will be like us.’

Nathan attempted to make a run for it and attempted to fight the dum dums, knowing that the dum dums would probably be too stupid to try and do anything back, but one of the dum dums grabbed him and touched him, he felt uncomfortable being around these dum dums.

He attempted to fight them off only to find himself clutching his stomach which was growling and gurgling, as it began to swell and inflate..his shirt slowly began to get tighter as he began to think about the cookies, thinking of those cookies made him feel hungrier than he normally would be as he couldn’t help but think about eating them. ‘Those dum dum cookies sure look good. Good enough to eat. And I must eat, I must eat and be a good dum dum for master.’

The words that came out of his mouth sounded alien to him, like he wasn’t usually this hungry, that’s when he saw his stomach swelling and growing even more, inflating with fat as brown hairs grew on them. ‘There was no way that was me who said that, that sounded dumb, like something those dum dum were-aykroyds would say.’

Yet he felt like he needed those cookies and he couldn’t help but digging into them, feeling the need to eat more and more of them, as he did..he belched loudly after each better, producing more and more belches after each cookie he ate, he couldn’t stop eating them. His shirt buttons slowly strained and puckered before popping off,  he panicked as he stopped eating.

Looking at his shirt, he could it see it straining and slowly tearing apart as his chest and torso swelled and broadened, hairs growing on both as his arms slowly broadened and grew hairs on them as well. He groaned and attempted to get his shirt off only for it to slowly rip apart to exposure his upperbody and fattening belly.

He couldn’t help but rub his inflating stomach, cradling it and patting it as his hands enlarged and grew hairs on them, the fat was spreading all over his body and making his clothes grow tighter and tighter. He groaned as his stomach gurgled, he suddenly was finding the idea of eating dum dum food to be a good one as he began to feel incredibly hungry for the taste of it, he reached for the bucket of dum dum food and he started to chow down on what was inside.

His shoes slowly began to strain as his feet slowly swelled and grew, a loud snap was heard as his shoes burst apart, revealing his much larger feet, two of the toes on both feet sticking at the knuckle and giving him webbed toes.  He watched as his pants slowly started to strain, his belt was straining as well as his belly inflated even more, pushing against his belt. ‘Hehe, dum dum loves to watch his belly grow and burst through a belt, tee hee! Oh no, why am I doing that?’  ‘Because you’re becoming one of us, a big fat happy dum dum.’  ‘I can’t be a dum dum, i’m intelligent.’

Nathan panicked and he attempted to stop himself from turning dum dum but he heard the gurgling in his stomach as he kept eating and eating, feeding on the cookies and the dum dum food, his rear slowly swelling and growing with fat as it pushed against his jeans, making his pants feel tighter on his growing behind.

His jeans slowly got tighter and tighter as his legs thickened as his rear enlarged, several loud gaseous farts emitting from his behind…’Tee hee, I love eating and growing. Master loves a good dum dum who loves to eat, tee hee hee! Oh no, please no…no.’  His jeans started ripping at the seams due to his fattening rear.

Instinctively he chuckled as he saw how large he was growing, his belt slowly snapping apart due to his stomach threatening to burst through it, which it did…bursting right through it. He rubbed his new stomach…’Do you like your stomach, dum dum?’ ‘Yes, my stomach is very big and soft, master. Wait, i’m acting like a dum dum, I shouldn’t be acting like one.’

He felt sick so he ran upstairs to the bathroom, when he went into the bathroom he closed the door and he reached into the toilet and threw up, coughing up the dum dum food, the dum dum food that had been spewed turned into another dum dum food piece which floated into his mouth, and forced itself down his throat.

Nathan attempted to spit the food out, and he spat it out only for said dum dum food piece to slowly morph into a miniature dum dum were-aykroyd in a manner that looked like something out of Hellraiser.  It was an odd looking creature, very much like a not-quite-deformed pygmy were-aykroyd who looked equally as goofy offspring of the bigger were-aykroyd, and it unnerved him.

He couldn’t help but make odd dum dum sounds as more and more farts expelled from his rear as his jeans ripped apart, leaving him in his underwear, he was embarrassed, he couldn’t stop farting and laughing at his own farts.  He felt like an idiot, a very stupid one at that.

That is when he saw even more weight that was being piled on to his body as he slowly elevated in height to 6’1 and his shoulders and back broadened, he felt like he was getting a bit too heavy for his own good and that he was going to explode out of his shorts. He groaned as his neckline felt funny due to his neck swelling and filling up with fat as he developed sort of a double-chin.

He gasped as his hair slowly lengthened and darkened, his forehead elevated itself up as his eyebrows thickened, his eyes widened as one turned from brown to green, his nose enlarged and developed a cleft in the middle as his lips slowly became kissable.  His features slowly contorting to those of Dan Aykroyd as his face plumped up, giving him the appearance of having a chubby cuddly looking face.

Nathan couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw himself in the bathroom mirror, he was a large portly, hairy, dum dum were-aykroyd! He screamed when he saw his reflection, his voice deepening and altering to sound Aykroydian but also sounding very silly as well.  He held his head for a little bit as he got a head-ache, he was beginning to have trouble thinking, he got out his phone and tried to call them for help but he couldn’t remember their phone numbers.

His mind was shifting and it was making him uncomfortable, making him having odd thoughts that felt very dum dum, his human intelligence was gradually being overtaken by the dum dum personality that was making him think about food. ‘Dum dum loves food. Does my dum dum love to eat food?’ ‘Yes, dum dum loves to grow, i’m, such a big happy dum dum for you, master!’

The dum dum mannerisms slowly spread more and more into his mind, making him feel more and more silly and hungry, like all he wanted to do was grow, feed, transform and spread his dum dum goodness to all of the helpless humans.  ‘Hehehe, dum dum loves growing.’

A couple of seconds later and the dum dum mentality took over him completely, making him feel like he was extremely silly and also that he was a were-aykroyd. ‘I must remember who I am, i’m Nathan, i’m a scientist, i’m a human.’  ‘Silly dum dum, it’s so cute that you are pretending that you are a human, you have always been a dum dum.’ ‘No I haven’t, i’m human…my name is Nathan.’

“Silly dum dum, you are a dum dum, just like us!”

“A dum dum? But i’m human.”

“You are a good dum dum were-aykroyd and you love being my dum dum.”

‘I am a human..i’m human…I, am a dum dum who loves being your dum dum! No wait, no i’m not, get it together Nathan.’ ‘Aaaw look at you, my dum dum is trying to hold onto the belief he is a human and not a were-aykroyd! You are such a good were-aykroyd, and so silly too, tee hee!’  ‘You monster! How about you stop this right now or i’ll make you stop. You are a horrible were-aykroyd master and deserve to suffer!’

“That is no way for a dum dum to behave. Now say you’re sorry, dum dum.”

“Never! I hate this dum dum body, I hate this dum dum life, why can’t I be a were-aykroyd who is not a dum dum? It is not fair I have to be stuck as a dum dum, it is no fair at all!”

He protested, attempting not to lose his mind but ultimately he found himself giving in to the dum dum mindset as he felt less and less intelligent and goofer and dum-dumier each time, his human intelligence and memories of being human were replacing themselves, not completely though as he was still himself, his transformation completed itself and he was now fully a dum dum were-aykroyd, well mostly outward appearance and mannerisms wise but he was himself still and could still think, it’s just he had the ‘dum dum’ instincts inside him.  This was horrifying for him, he was in the body of this grotesque gluttonous stupid were-aykroyd and he couldn’t control this body, this body acted on its own without any warning or hesitation.

The dum dum were-aykroyd pushed open the door to the bathroom with his massive hands, walking down the halls and down the stairs until he stopped at the bottom and arrived at the kitchen, that is where he saw his master and he instinctively cuddled him in a dum dum way. ‘I am sorry master, I am sorry this had to happen.’   He broke down in tears but his master comforted him…’There there, it’s okay.’ 

Nathan couldn’t bear to look at himself, when he first got his were-aykroyd powers he wasn’t expecting this, he wasn’t expecting to be turned into the dum dum form, he couldn’t stand dum dums and thought they were an utter joke and an insult to were-aykroyds, but here he was..as one of them himself. He wasn’t in control of his own body, he was stuck there on the inside as the dum dum were-aykroyd body occasionally acted on his own.

Which included raiding the fridge as if he was Slimer and very much eating everything in it and raiding stores, he remembered the first time this happened..he was spotted, on live tv, as a dum dum were-aykroyd and he felt embarrassed when he saw himself on tv like that. 

That dum dum were-aykroyd who stared at him blankly and dumbly with that messy hair and goofy expression, if that was who he was to become every night from this point on, he definitely feared that he’d eventually become too stupid to even remember being human or even remember his name,  he looked at himself and sobbed. ‘I’m gross and stupid, this isn’t how a were-aykroyd should be. I should be something cool like a conehead alien or a ghostbuster but here I am being a dum dum, who is fat and stupid and eeeew.’  ‘Well yes you could have, but you would have complained about that as well.’ the other dum dum were-aykroyd responded. ‘Ugh, I hate this dum dum form, I just hope it lasts for a night and I’ll turn back to normal in the morning!’

He sighed, thinking of how much he dreaded this form and how he wished he could have been a much better were-aykroyd, being stuck in the proverbial backseat while this gluttonous were-aykroyd took over the driver’s seat and took control of him, was a nightmare for him, he felt like this form wasn’t him at at all.

The dum dum he saw in the mirror wasn’t him, he was..this large, hairy were-aykroyd who was addicted to food. He felt like he had been degraded into being a useless animal, he felt like he was in those cow transformation stories in which the victim lost their intelligence and their ability to speak and could only be flatulent and gross because that’s how all of those stories would often be.

‘This isn’t me..this isn’t me. This is a dum dum were-aykroyd, not me.’  He kept telling himself, of course he was right, he was still himself mentally, it’s just he had the on and off again dum dum instincts which he had trouble controlling and it was going to make his horrific experience all the worse.

He poked his round stomach and felt embarrassed…surely this plague would not be one that would be lasting for a while, he turned on the tv and a news report came on in the style of Weekend Update, complete with Chevy Chase.  ‘Good evening i’m Chevy Chase and you’re not, tonight’s top story. A strange plague has been going around that is causing people to be turned into goofy plus sized were-aykroyds who are very much like the character Homer Simpson.  This situation is not unlike last year’s Treehouse of Horror segment Lout Break.’

On the screen Chevy was sitting at the newsdesk giving the news as one of the news reporters had been turned into a were-aykroyd dum dum and tried to chase him. ‘It is advised not to go any places were-aykroyd dums dums are including restaurants that may contain dum dum food, and it is advised not to leave the house when dum dum gas is around.’ the camera cut off before the dum dum were-aykroyd reporter got near him.

Chevy yelped…’And that’s the news for this evening, good night!’ as the were-aykroyd dum dum reporter grabbed him and hugged him before belching in his face, turning him into a goofy were-aykroyd that resembled a big cuddly version of his friend Dan Aykroyd.

“Aaaw crap.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Master, we’ve got a dum dum plague on our hands now.”

And so the beginning of the dum dum plague had started, spreading throughout the neighbourhood and turning all the human citizens of Oakendale into hungry, goofy, plus sized dum dum were-aykroyds who were obsessed with food. And now he was one of them, but he wasn’t like them, he was still himself and he didn’t lose his mind, however he felt like he was going to.

He was lost in this nightmare of dumbness and were-aykroydism,  and he felt like he wasn’t able to recover from it, he sighed as he sat himself down on the couch and decided to rest for the night, he had become tired from all the eating he had done as a were-aykroyd, so he drifted off to sleep, laying on the couch.

As he slept on the couch, he tossed back and forth, having nightmares of the dum dum were-aykroyd version of himself he saw in the mirror, unable to control himself in said nightmares. Eventually the nightmares subsided as he slept throughout the night.

When the moon went down and the sun arose the next morning, he yawned as he awoke…’That was a horrific experience, I hope never to experience this again. But I guess i’m going to have to do this every night in this universe until I can find a way to contain the dum dum were-aykroyd.’ 

He looked around, the dum dum were-aykroyds were gone, there was only him and his master in the apartment together, he looked at himself in the mirror for a bit, seeing the dum dum were-aykroyd from the night before, but that was before he morphed back into his human form. ‘Phew, much better. I hated that body. But I guess I'm going to have to be stuck with that in this universe until I can find a way to either fix it or control it!’ ‘Good morning. Did you sleep well?’ ‘Well, uh..yes, master..I did but I had a nightmare about turning into a dum dum were-aykroyd, this new form I am going to end up turning into each night is terrifying and I do not like it.’

“There there, it is quite alright.”

“Oh, master…I love you!”

Nathan hugged his ‘master’ as he got up and got dressed before getting over to the kitchen to make breakfast.  After making and eating breakfast he headed to work at the paranormal research facility, this universe’s version of Oakendale was different from his usual home, but at least he could make the most out of it.

He spent the day recovering from his nightmarish dum dum experience as he worked hard in the lab, working on new projects, it was a very strange world he had gotten himself into but at the very least, he was in one he could get accustomed to overtime and he felt happy with this world.

However, over at where the local bakery was..a dark were-aykroyd in a delivery boy uniform with boxes of the dum dum cookies, he placed the cookie boxes on the stand and gave them to a were-aykroyd dum dum baker. ‘The first step of the plan is complete. With the dum dum plague going around and turning people into dum dum were-aykroyds, we are going to make sure that these cookies and dum dum foods in general get sold in no time at all. And of course this will help us get more potential were-aykroyds to join us.’ 

He pulled out a phone from his pocket and he made a call..’Alright boss, stage two of the plan is ready. We’ve got all the cookies ready and they’re being sold, we shall soon have Nathan as a dum dum in no time.’  ‘Excellent.’  

The were-aykroyd put the phone back in his pocket and walked off before hopping into a delivery truck and driving off into a disclosed location, he arrived at the location and jumped out, handing the cookie boxes to another group of were-aykroyds. ‘I’ve got the cookies ready, all the stores are selling them.’  ‘Excellent, the boss will see you now.’

He pressed a button on the wall which opened a doorway to a secret area, which of course was a high-tech dark were-aykroyd lair, he walked through the halls of the lair and over to what appeared to be a room of sorts dedicated to Christmas with a vegas type vibe, Mariah Carey’s hit song ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ was blaring out of the speakers.

The dum dum were-aykroyd made his way towards a special office that was located in this room and that is where he saw the ‘boss’, the boss turned around, revealing himself to be Vic Frohmeyer, who was the leader of the Aykroydnastiums (a rival group to Nathan’s Aykroydantium hero group).  ‘Excellent work, with these cookies being sold throughout the city and with the dum dum plague, we shall have an army of dum dums in no time.’ ‘Thank you, sir.’  ‘No problem.’

Vic smiled as he turned to inform the others…’Nathan may have defeated us last time but there is no way he will able to stop us in this universe. The dum dum plague is spreading and each night we will make more and more dum dums to serve us. These dum dum were-aykroyds will serve us well.’

“What about Nathan? What if he does try to stop us?”

“Well we’ll just make sure that his inner dum dum takes control.”

‘How?  He is not like those dum dum were-aykroyds that live in this universe.’  ‘Oh don’t you worry about that, i’ve got that covered, dum dums have a way of working their magic on humans and fellow were-aykroyds, he shall be ours in no time.’  ‘Good.’ ‘And when he does become ours, he’ll be our were-aykroyd to control.’

‘Are you going to make him into a dum dum were-aykroyd to serve you?’ ‘Oh no, I have other were-aykroyd plans for him.’ Vic and all the dark were-aykroyds laughed maniacally as they reveled in their hideous plan.

Back in Oakendale, Nathan had finished work when he returned home later in the afternoon, in the evening he decided to relax and take it easy, he remained alert and vigilant though, for he knew those dum dums would make a return again soon.  But he decided to take it easy, and rest up for a bit before making himself an early dinner.

And that is where the ending of this part of the saga comes in, he had now become a permanent resident of this new universe and of this new home, it was like his usual home and his usual universe but different and special in its own way, and even though he now would have to deal with dum dum were-aykroyds every night, he didn’t mind this predicament.  

In fact he genuinely liked this, he really liked this, it would take some time to get used to this strange new universe, but he grew used to it over time and he knew he could always count on his master to protect him.

Sometimes even though a new home can be scary, it is actually not difficult to get adjusted to it even if the challenges come at you more than they normally would, and that is something even were-aykroyds can learn too.

And thus the first chapter in the ‘dum dum plague’ saga, has come to a conclusion but beware dear viewers, for the plague is out there and so are the dum dum were-aykroyds. Remember not to eat any strange cookies that are irresistibly sweet or you’ll turn into a dum dum were-aykroyd too. And remember no matter what happens, if this story has offended you or frightened you, remember it’s just a story, and there is no such thing as were-aykroyds, dum dum or otherwise, but just in case sleep with the nightlight on tonight.