Won't do these.

Fetishes/Scenarios I Don't Understand Why Anyone Likes/Won't Ever Do:

- Rubber/inflatable anything. Let's just say there are certain people that get off on this to the point they shove it into every single RP scenario they're in to the point it always has to be a 'rubber' version of a character and not a regular version of that character.

- Weight gain transformations where it's all body part worship. Especially if it's related to the butt. Ya hear me, no butt-sniffing or buttlicking in my RPS. and Yes I cannot believe that Buttlicking is a thing either. If you want it fine, but don't do it in my RPs.

- Food transformations. If your monster is a monster who turns others into monsters via transfomative food, I will accept it, but if he or she actually turns people into living food, nope..sorry, turning into food is wrong.

- Vore.

- Nudity or sex-scenes. Partially nude is okay i.e topless or even underwear scenarios, but nothing pornographic, even my character Mel states this. Also underage nudity regarding teenage characters, no thanks..even if you're transforming, I don't want to picture what you look like nude.

- Puro/anything Changed. Let's just say my own personal dislike of the game and the fact that Puro and his ilk were pretty much the video game equivalent of the Minions in terms of overexposure (at least during 2018) both meant for me I will never touch this game or anything related to it ever. Not to mention a rabid fan death-threated me once, not even kidding.

- Brainwashing/MC used for the purpose of forcing someone against their own will to be something they're not like for example dumb brute transformations, intelligence draining has NEVER been my thing, never.

- Scenarios with characters we're supposed to route for only for them to make a Face Heel Turn. We're supposed to like this character right? So tell me...why did this character go from being supposedly likable to being a hateful bastard who fucking hates humanity and wants to assimilate everyone into being the same species as them? If they got brainwashed into thinking like this, fine I will accept it but if they're supposed to be the good guy, why are they act like they're the real villain of the story? Yes, a jerk character CAN work. It's just you have to be careful you don't make them too unlikable. And if you make them into ultimately the very thing that ends up dooming humanity in this RP, sorry..I don't allow that.

- Anime characters. Look, it has to be an anime I have heard of or seen, no obscure animes that I haven't seen and no animes I haven't watched at all..period, it has to be one i'm familiar with.

- Scenarios where i'm with a character/character player who either speaks very little English or doesn't know how to RP. Let's just say if you're going to do an RP in which your character just stands there doing nothing for an hour or so it's going to bore me sooo much. *stands there doing nothing* Yeah so? *look...he's sitting* Yes, I KNOW he's sitting, when is he going to do something? *he just sits there, and occassionally gets up, says nothing and goes back to doing nothing* Aaaaw come on, can't you be more exciting? All you've done is sit there and in poorly done English has said..'look he sititing, or he go over to wall', come on, hurry up and do something or i'm going to consider firing my agent for making me do this with you.

- Clothing tfs. See also inanimate transformation.

- Actors from the 40's-60's. 70's-onward only.

- Assimilation plot/hivemind tropes when applied to creatures that in my mind don't fit that trope. It's fine if you want to do something different with werecreatures but I just don't see werewolves being hive-minded human-hating bigots who want to enslave humans and make them into fellow werewolves since I always view werecreatures as tragic victims, plus it's kidn of hypocritical for a werecreature to hate humans since they're technically STILL human at least during the day and are part-human. Wouldn't that be like hating French people if you are half French yourself or hating Native Americans if you have Native American blood in your family tree? Also I don't see werewolves as hive-minded creatures, were-insects maybe since it could be a literal parody of that trope but not werewolves. Also how would an assimilation plot work with characters who are strictly not in the least bit threatening like K.Rool or the Beagle Boys?

- The type of weight gain transformations where it's basically just 'fat is awesome' where the character who gains weight is pretty much the living definition of gluttony and forces them to be a gluttonous slob like them.

- I was kinkshamed for objecting to this kind of transformation but here goes..it's the kind of weight gain scenario where it's just a character who is usually skinny or athletic just gaining weight and making pigs out of themsleves, let me just say if it's into a character or species that is known for having a large build i'll accept it, or if into's a large older gentleman or BBW or even if into a DILF or MILF but not if it's just...skinny character gains weight and that is it, he just gains weight, gains slovenly table manners complete with Sandler-esque bodily functions (now i'm not saying that all bodily function scenarios are akin to modern day Sandler movies, but still...that's what I call them). If it's say Rey or Leia or even Luke or Anakin into a Hutt or even into a larger version of themselves or even a DILF/MILF or even Amidalia becoming a female Boss Nass i'd be accepting of that. If it's into one of the female Pokemon trainers or gym leaders into a plus-sized Poke-person (human/Poke-hybrid) i'd be allowing of that, but if it's just them getting fat and eating like a slob all the time, nope..not much of a change if you ask me. It's like making Donkey Kong a Saiyan, the dude's already an ape so he can't go Oozaru anyway since he doesn't even have a tail, and even if he could use Saiyan powers...what would he use them for? The reason I got kinkshamed for this specific thing was because the person thought it was hypocritical for me to hate this kind of transformation while liking pig transformations and race chnages. Look ,just because the majority of pig transformations in my favorites have a female character in them doesn't mean to you that it's body-shaming, in some cases it can be irony...you know, a model who is obsessed with how they look and obsessed with being fit becoming something which is the opposite of it. I just liked hooved animal transformations and I don't feel that I should be ashamed for liking them. Oh I get it, this guy thought it was problematic because it was a woman being transformed and not a man, because if it's a man being pigged out it's totally alright because hurr hurr men act like that anyway (get it?). Sorry to go off on a rant but I just found that to be the most puzzling reason why he or they found my favorites to not be to their tastes. Really...out of all the things I favorite it's the people who inexplicably turn from one racial ethnicity to another one and the women growing piggy tails and oinking that irk him? Then again his friend pretty much did accuse me of doing an incest-fic, dude...my two monster characters weren't even related, they are lovers, yes and they take care of each-other in a father and son or sibling kind of way, but they're not even related, they're just two good pals who FEEL like they are that way and also what interracial subtext, just because aaid monster character in the relationship is a gorilla and ha ha get it gorillas have black fur thus it must mean it's about having sex with a man who is African American, right? It's not. Also those two characters were established as being bisexual way before it was a common thing for characters in shows to be written that way, and not in a take-that-critics, my character is gay so you can kiss my ass way. I'm sorry to go off on another rant but that guy just irked me so much with that poor misinterpretations of my characters.

- Transformations into a stereotypical 'toon' as in transformations into just a stereotypical depiction of a cartoon character and not an actual cartoon character.

- Athletes, except from ones I know of/am aware of.

- Shark tfs. I' m not against them, it's just all the fish tfs I ever see are into shark-people and I don't get it, yeah sharks are badass in the movies but in actuality..yeah, sharks aren't as cool in real life, in fact you rarely even see actual great whites in aquariums to begin with.

- Suiting. Stuffing people in suits is not a transformation, i'm sorry but it doesn't count and neither do mascots.

- Transformations into a stereotype. Okay, explain how this works again please...someone turns into a stereotype of a certain profession, like turning into an actual burly firefighter, is that it? Because it sounds confusing to me. Is it a 'were-scenario' where they actually do become someone of that profession at night or do they get brainwashed into being/acting like a stereotype of some in that profession? I mean yeah I love the idea of a were-comedian because I kind of am one in my mind at least, but I don't think that these people thought this one through because it seems flawed.

- Goo. I've done it occassionally but i'm afraid 'Changed' was made me too afraid to ever truly doing consider anything goo related ever again. Puro pretty much ruined it for me by making it so almost everyone gets in on it and thus Changed got overexposed like hell on here and Furaffinity.

- Clowns...uh, unless it's a character who is known for dressing like one or a character who is a Monster Clown or even a Killer Klown...how is a clown even a tf choice since aren't clowns technically people in makeup and thus are humans? Unless they are only appealing as clowns to decieve victims and are actually some kind of monster...nope, not buying this as a tf choice.

- Fire Emblem. I just had a bad experience with a certain someone I shall not mention but let's just say he wouldn't shut up about Fire Emblem (well that and Skyrim) and it was annoying, plus in the one RP I did with him he basically kept insisting on doing a Fire Emblem transformation even though I didn't want to do it. Look, I don't hate that franchise, it's just that particular fan gives the games a bad name. And the art style never appealed to me.

- Skylanders.

- Skyrim.

- Homestuck. I have tried to do Homestuck character transformations but the problem is how on earth would you do those? Those characters by designs are what would happen if you ran over 12o Mouse's animation style with a steamroller and tried to replicate South Park in MSPaint, I know they're supposed to be like that on purpose but how would you even do a transformation into those characters unless you're doing it based on fanart or your own version like I did with Jade Harley.

- Night Furies. I did some Night Fury stuff a few times but they seem to be the ones I personally have had bad experiences due to this one person who pretty much only seemed to focus on doing foxes/other cutesy species and Night Furies, this guy's character was pretty much the most unoriginal ever...a supposed orphan who runs away from home and lets the monster he only just met 3 minutes ago be his mother, at least he admitted he was unoriginal. I might consider doing them, but only in small doses.

- Gratitious sex scenes in an RP that clearly states mature in notes. If it says mature in notes, why are they breaking their own rules by doing a mature RP in comments so everyone can see it and maybe judge them that? A lot of the ones I have seen from those certain people pretty much are forced especially and come across as rape or humilation attempts, because unless the guy is totally into that..nope, not buying they'd let that other person do it to them.

- Mama and Baby/cutesy stuff. Too sacharine for my taste, plus in my mind I interpret it as the monster character pretty much has kidnapped the human subject and conditioned them into thinking they are their child as opposed to a genuine parent/child relationship.

- Diapers and ABDL stuff. It's fine if others like it but it just makes me feel uncomfortable.

- Non-morphic animal transformations. If you turn into a non-morphic animal doesn't that mean it's a feral tf only you can speak and have your own mind? What is the different between a regular non-talking non-morphic animal tf and one like this?

- Regular Pokemon transformations especiallyo nes that get Poke-facts wrong. Call me a bit of a Poke-perfectionist but I really can't stand it in Pokemon tf RPs when the RPers get the Pokemon's types wrong or make Poke-pairings that don't work. Like for example Gardevoir and Krookodile..you do know that Gardevoir is half-fairy, right? As in the very type that always kicks Dark types ass, right? Also Machoke and any flying type won't work because of height disadvantages, Machoke can't fly..they can, also yeeeah Charizard isn't the big badass everyone thinks he is, he's actually tiny. Also...seriously, Obstagoon using Lick? No offense, but Obstagoon is NOT a Poison or Ghost type, Lick is a Ghost or Poison move. Also seriously, you didn't even bother to check to see what type the person who created the RP was doing? If a person is doing an RP of a specific type of Pokemon then you should be that specific Pokemon type. If it's Psychic type, you don't fucking pick Lucario who is a Fighting/Steel hybrid. Having aura detection doesn't make him psychic. Half Psychic types would obviously be allowed and even Alolan Raichu, but not Lucario. Also please be consistant. You can't have them swap between speak English and have them speak in Poke-speak back and forth over and over like that, it gets confusing. I don't care what bogus rules you throw out, you are not going to enforce them on me...I don't care if your character is a character who constantly points out to others that he isn't real, stick to either one or the other...you can't keep switiching like that.

- Inanimate transformation. I have done these myself but only as an experiment, I myself am not a fan of inanimate because no matter how many times you try to romanticize it and make it 'nice' and 'pleasant' it just makes me shudder and think that it's ultimately depressing.

- Bimbos and sissyification. This may be my own personal perspective but i'm v

- Age changes. I personally have a phobia of this sort of thing that was brought on by an episode of Goosebumps and the Haunted Mansion and I personally do think that age progression is kind of creepy and sad when you think about it and age regression just goes too far into jailbait territory in certain aspects, and i'm not a fan of scenarios where one is forced to act like a baby.