Straight Out Of Eden

Straight Out Of Eden

Sheila (Exit To Eden) TG.

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Ever hear of the term different strokes for different folks?  Well Stewart Loran was the living definition of that...he was a sick perverted little creature with the oddest types of fetishes, mainly transformations into clowns...he often thought that clowns were their own species even though clowns were just people in costumes and makeup and not a species of creature,  he always portrayed clown characters as mindless Stepford Smilers who were obsessed with spreading happiness and assimilating others into being like them - sometimes they were grotesquely overweight too,  he also gained a new weird fantasy for every single episode he appeared in, from sissyification to odd fetishes that probably didn't even exist such as butt-licking this man was a complete perv in every single of the word.  Mel couldn't understand why people agreed to do episodes with him in them especially given how he liked to control other characters with his powers and attempt to make them his thralls.

He forcibly made the events of those episodes happen regardless of whether or not they were allowed, he was essentially the kind of guy that if he was an RPer he'd force a mature RP without permission and turn it into a sex farce.  That's what most of his episodes were, sex farces...and that was followed by his taste in movies.  'This is the problem with you, Stewart.'  'What?' 'You don't care about how others feel at all, all you care about is whether or not they'd be willing to bump uglies with you.' 'What? Are you calling me a gross pervert?' 'If the shoe fits. Seriously, do you ever not do an episode that involves you having sex with people?'  'Uhhh...what do you mean?' 'Almost every single episode has you trying to rape someone. You are just asking to get Me-Tooed.' 'No they don't.' 'When it's not involving clowns which I don't get...regular clowns?  Dude, clowns are people in costumes..it's not they are sentient creatures. Also you do know that clowns don't look like that all the time, right?' 'So...'  'So..my point stands, when you're not shoving one of your fetishes into someone's face it's another one.'

"Enough...how dare you insult me!"

"What are you gonna do? Turn me into your sex slave?"

Obviously that angered him, so he used his dark powers to summon his rubber-drone-army, most of these drones looking like copypasted versions of the CDA from Monsters Inc...he issued them to grab Mel and to transform her, but their powers had no effect on her as she used her powers to stop them.  'I took down your gross clown-freaks and I took down your rubber drones. And now i'm going to take down the things you love, starting with your taste in movies.  First of all...eeew, Circus Orgy-fest? That is obviously a bad porno parody of Killer Klowns From Outer Space.'  'No it's not'...'  'Oh yes it is, the clown costumes look like bootleg versions of the clowns from that movie. Then there's Planet of The Living Mascots which is basically a softcore porno in the disguise of a b-grade sci fi movie.'  She had a point, the majority of his favorite movies were porno parodies or softcore porno-esque b-grade movies including Planet of The Living Mascots that had living mascot characters sexing up a group of innocent parkgoers and brainwashing them into becoming living mascot monsters,  Circus Orgy-fest which was essentially a porno parody of Killer Klowns From Outer Space,  This Ain't Zootopia XXX which was basically a Zootopia porno parody with elements of Eyes Wide Shut,  This Ain't Donkey Kong where the Kong family or rather bad porn actors in re-used Planet of the Apes makeup performed incest on each-other and so on.

"But all those movies are good."

"They're bad porno parodies, of course they're good to you.  The only one that isn't a bad porno that you like is that upcoming movie Wally's Wonderland. And that's probably because you're already having sexual fantasies about being stuffed in the suits of the mascots from that movie."

"Hey!  I don't fantasize about that."

'Oh yes you do, i've been in your mind. Nothing but living mascots boinking each-other, rubber clown freaks and other things that make me want to banish them from existence.'  Mel responded as she transformed into her sexy alter-ego, a seductress named Mistress Mel. 'If you truly lust for the flesh then truly you shall get it.'  She used her powers to erase all of the movies that he loved from his mind and from history in general before undoing the evil that his powers had done to the people he had corrupted,  she then looked over at him. 'Men like you never learn, all you want to do is screw every living thing.'  'That's not true.' 'You say you're good friends with Toby but really you just want him to be your personal butt-buddy to put your little weapon into and that's it.'  'That's not exactly fair.'  She snapped at him before using her dark powers to drain him of his negative aura.  'I didn't know you could do that.'  'Well now you do. And what shall I do with you? Well since you're a sex crazed lunatic I think it's time I released the wrath of one of the worst sex comedies ever made, a movie even Eukie won't touch and that's Exit To Eden.'

A couple of the movie Exit To Eden materialized as she used her powers to issue a punishment for Stewart. She waved her arms and chanted as she sang a line from a certain song. 'Les yeux sans visage.'  Which was from the song Eyes Without A Face, as dark energy surged through her and through the copy of the movie. 'Your eyes without a face.  You're such a human waste. You've got no human grace, your eyes without a face.'  Several dark vines materialized from the ground and grabbed him as she cast her spell on him. She chanted several more times as all of his powers weakened until he was no longer able to use them,  he groaned as his chest and torso slowly contorted and slenderized but also plumped up a little,  a pair of round formations developed on the former...swelling and developing into were commonly known as breasts as his arms lengthened and his hands shrunk, his skin smoothening and losing imperfections. In addition to this his fingernails lengthened and his stomach contorted, slimming down but becoming a bit plump.  He screamed as his clothing slowly changed into a police uniform, and without his powers he now was completely at the mercy of the koala-girl, he looked over at her and begged for forgiveness.

"Please don't do this to me..."

"I love a man who begs but this is a lesson you honestly deserve to learn."

"Mistress Mel, I beg you."

"Now now...Mistress Mel doesn't forgive someone until they've learned their lesson."

He screamed several more times as his back arched and his legs altered, slimming while his hips flared out and his feet shrank...there was a slurping sound as his privates retracted. 'No, no noooo...not my little friend.' 'You won't be needing him anymore. That libido of yours is what got you into a lot of trouble in the first place, it's no wonder some people were warned not to do episodes with you. Because if I was at risk at getting raped by the likes of you I too would need a warning.'  There were a few crunching sounds as his shoulders shrank inward and his neckline altered, his hair slowly turning from a light dirty sandy brown color to jet black as it lengthened.  In addition to this his eyebrows thinned and his eyes widened, eyelashes blossoming around them as his nose shrank and his cheekbones rose, he gasped as his appearance slowly feminized and his lips plumped up.

His features slowly feminized and contorted, turning into the likeness of 90's era Rosie O Donnell as his features plumped up,  he gasped as he examined himself and he couldn't believe it...he was now a perfect duplicate of Rosie, he gasped as his voice feminized and contorted, his personality altering to become sassy and strong-wiled as Rosie's mannerisms influenced him...making him act like her or rather the character she played in the movie, his memories altered as well..as he remembered being a female cop named Sheila Kingston, she remembered that she was on a mission to stop a jewel thief and that her partner Fred Lavery was with her. She blushed, feeling a little bit embarrassed. 'I'm oh so sorry. Sorry that I mistook you for a criminal.'  'It's alright, it was an honest mistake.'  As her transformation completed, there was no more Stewart there was only Sheila..as played by Rosie in the movie.

"Are you alright, Sheila?"

"Yeah...I am now. I just wasn't feeling like myself earlier and I thought you were a criminal."

"I accept your apology."

"Aaaaaw...thanks."

Sheila hugged Mel and snuggled her, she had a genuinely warm and cheery personality and cared for her like she was her best friend, she blushed before letting go of her. 'Say..how about you help me and Fred stop the jewel thief?' 'I'd be happy too.' Mel packed her things before assisting Sheila with hers, as for what happened a few hours later...Fred caught up with the two of them and and they all set off to the island of Eden to catch the mysterious jewel thief.  With an extra member on the team, they were sure to capture the thief and bring her to justice.

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