TftW: Osborne Style.

TftW: Osbourne Style.
Kelly Osbourne TG.
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Sometimes a new roommate can be a good thing and other times it can be a living nightmare. Mel the koala-girl was always very nice and appreciative of her new roommates, but there was one roommate who she couldn't stand and that was Jordan aka JorganGreyson, an artist in the DA-Verse who had a reputation for being more than a little bit two-faced.  He claimed to understand satire and criticism,  and other times he had to keep running to his friend for help everytime he got critiqued,  he was a suicidal type and hated when others didn't approve of his work.  He claimed that Mel was harassing him on her show but she wasn't,  she was just pointing out his flaws,  and one night she had gotten tired of his nonsense so she decided to call for an intervention. 

Jordan normally wasn't the listening type at all but if there was one thing he feared it was Mel's angry mode,  because for one thing he was a human with only some supernatural abilities while Mel had a she-hulk side and could easily crush him if she chose to,  he gulped as she summoned him into her apartment.  When he got there,  he saw her looking over him with a rather unamused look on her face as she looked through his DA-Verse gallery.

"Jordan...what have I told you about creating monsters that ultimately only have one personality trait?"

"Uhhhh...that I shouldn't make them evil when you're around.."

"Correction...that you shouldn't make them evil at all."

"But they're not all evil or obsessed with taking over the world."

"They are and they all hate humans,  heck even your main persona in this world hates humans despite being human himself.  It seems he would rather be anything else than what he is.  And a lot of these look like the kind of monster that someone who has a hard-on for clowns, suits, inflatables or plushies would make up."

"Aaaaw come on Mel...we've talked about this."

"Yes,  we did and you said that you promised to make yourself and your character less of an asshole.  But you apparently never kept that promise and I see you making more asshole monsters that cater to your world domination fantasies.  Seriously what is with you and world domination/"

"I'm not an asshole,  you're the asshole for picking on me about my character."

"EXCUSE ME?  I'm not the one who goes running over to Douglas/PrimateLover for help everytime they get criticized now am I?  Of course not,  because that's you.  And for the record,  you are such an asshole sometime.  Sometimes I just wish you'd clam up and listen to me for once.  Seriously, why does Douglas even hang with you?"

'Because we're friends..."

"Until you turn evil and make him your number 2/personal lackey. Douglas doesn't care about anything apart from his own well-being,  the inside of his mind is so dark and so bleak all I could see while I was in there were smoke and neon signs that say 'Mario is a stupid asshole and I hate him' and creepy Kongified Weeping Angel statues.   And you're not any better,  i've seen you use 'suicidal' mode to gain sympathy.  You're such an entitled little sympathy leech."

"Sympathy leech?"

"Yes,  that's what you are.  And next time your pathetic primate obsessed friend tries to force me to apologize I am going to make sure that he won't live to tell the tale.  Speaking of which,  oh and by the way...the way you constantly hog the computer to play stupid Skyrim for the millionth time is really annoying."

"What's wrong with Skyrim?"

"It's an overrated piece of crap with lousy graphics and a cliched plot.  I mean if I had to do tasks to become a werecreature then I would rather listen to the worst novelty songs ever made than put up with all those boring and pointless side-quests and tasks you apparently need to to do in that game in order to become a werecreaure.  It's just so boring,  can't you play a game that isn't a single player snoozefest?"

"I told you I don't like MMORPGS."

"Yes,  I heard...you told Soo that and she took offense to you bashing WoW.  Because guess what? She is from Azeroth and she's a Pandaren which is a species from that game franchise.  You should be ashamed of yourself.  Oh and by the way,  I sold all of your Fire Emblem Fates figures on Ebay just to get back at you for making me date Kaden."

"YOU WHAT?  How could you?"

"You had it coming, pal..."

"But Mel,  I can change..I promise."

"Another one of your broken promises?  Looks i'm going to have to straighten you out."

Mel snarled as she levitated in mid hair,  her fair brownish hair darkening as her clothing changed into a flowing jet black gown with a cape that was made to resemble a pair of demonic wings.  Jordan began to quiver as he saw her levitating while a dark energy field surrounded her,  dark makeup materialized around her eyes as her fingernails lengthened,  he had heard of this form of hers before...he had heard stories of how the 'dark queen' would punish wrongdoers in the DA-Verse with her sinister magic.  Mel,  in full dark queen mode taunted him for a bit before puling him over to her side, he tried to escape from her grasp but alas he fell onto the ground and landed in the middle of her spirit summoning table set.

"No,  no...no please, no.  Don't punish me like you did to the others.  I promise i'll behave."

"Too late.  Your promises don't work anymore,  all of them are broken.  Just like my faith in you.  Just when I thought that you could improve,  you screw it all up by proving how much of a bloodsucking parasite you truly are.  I catch you getting a new lover/thrall in every episode you appear in and I wonder how on earth they ever could love a prick like you.  It's time for you to learn the greatest lesson of all.."

He squirmed as he tried to get off the table but alas he couldn't,  as Mel levitated over to where he was and spirits rose from the other side of the table,  one of them taking on a feminine humanoid shape and jumping down his throat, which caused him to get possessed in the process.  He tried to get the spirit out of his body but the spirit had other ideas, as his stomach made a few gurgling sounds it slowly lost a bit of weight as his skin slowly softened and smoothened. He panicked as the changes slowly spread through the rest of his body, his arms dwindling down and reshaping themselves to become more lithe as his hands also shrank down in size,  his fingernails slowly lengthened and sharpened a little at the tips as dark crimson nail-polish was applied on them.  His chest and torso lengthened while a pair of round formations slowly developed on the former,  swelling outwards and developing into a pair of breasts.  

Mel looked over at him and chuckled, watching his reactions to the changes he was undergoing as his Skyrim t shirt and jeans slowly turned into a black tank top with ripped sleeves while his jeans fixed themselves up.  His hips inflated as his legs lengthened and contorted,  his feet slowly shrinking as a pair of dark red boots materialized on them.  He panicked and tried to ask for forgiveness,  unfortunately for him this koala wasn't the forgiving type especially not towards villains or wannabe villains.  He felt an uncomfortable sensation as his privates retracted, leaving him with the womanish variant as his shoulders shrank inward and his back arched.   His neckline lengthened as his hair turned from dirty brownish to a fiery reddish-pink color,  a couple of earrings materialized on his ears as his features slowly softened and feminized,  his eyes widening as eyelashes blossomed around them and dark makeup was applied,  his nose shrank down in size as his cheekbones sharpened and his lips smoothened and plumped up.  His jawline altered and softened as his eyes turned green.   Mel immediately took a liking to what was happening and winked.

Jordan attempted to resist but he couldn't as he found his personality and mind were altering and shifting, everything about what happened prior to meeting Mel fading away along with who he was,  the name 'Jordan' and any memories of ever being him fading into the proverbial darkness as he started to remember something different,  he started to remember he was female and more than that....that he was the daughter of a rock icon,  as his face finally finished changing the memories became more clear to him.  His voice feminized and altered as it developed an English/British accent and he,  or rather she remembered that she was an Osborne...yes, that's what family she belonged to.  She remembered that her name was Kelly Osbourne and her father was none other than the 'Prince Of Darkness'..i.e Ozzy Osbourne.  Kelly giggled to herself as her changes finalized and she looked up at Mel before using her magic to get off the table, she blushed a little,  Mel hugged her.

"I'm so sorry that I am late Mel..."

"It's alright Kelly.  I forgive you."

"That's wonderful...but you're not mad about the table are you?"

"The spirit summoning table has been there ever since I moved in,  it always gets broken or damaged in one way or another.  I'm sure it is fine,  but you did the right thing."

"Thank goodness.  I would hate for you to get mad at me again,  especially considering the last time that resulted in a dark magic battle."

"It's no trouble at all.  Now,  are you ready for your next monsterology lesson?"

"Oh you know me,  I always am ready. And by the way...will it involve summoning?"

"Why yes it will."

"Okay,  sign me up!  But I must ask where is that koala-girl maid of yours?"

"You mean Betsy?"

"Yeah...it's not like Betsy to miss out on a monsterology lesson,  after all she is your best student."

Mel picked up her phone and she called to see if Betsy was alright,  a few seconds later Betsy along with Brenda (a monkey-girl princess) materialized in front of her and she hugged both of them and introduced them to Kelly.  After that she brought them all over to the 'classroom' where she taught them the very first lessons on the list before working her up to the new ones that she had written and planned,  Kelly was a fast-learner and picked up on the spells she missed out on and tried out a few of the spells that Soo had used, becoming quite adapt at using magic in general in the process,  she and Mel even got to do a summoning ritual together and took part in a werecreature transformation lesson with Kelly's father Ozzy.   A lot of glorious supernatural fun was indeed had by all on that evening.

And thus with that the four fatales spent a lot of time teaching each-other and learning from each-other and in general bonding and hanging out as friends.  Mel always kept her best friends and favorite students close, no matter what and she knew that she could count on them and that they could count on her as well, after all she was the one who taught them everything that they knew and she was their mentor and favorite teacher.  Mel smiled knowing that she had once again shone a once darkened soul the light and shown that soul the way to be a better person.  As for what happened later,  Kelly decided to stay over with Mel for the night and even made a bunch of new friends as well,  she even got to meet Bowsette and dress as her as well, she couldn't have asked for anything else.

Remember my dear friends,  a new roommate can either be a dream come true or a complete nightmare but luckily those are the latter can easily be fixed and improved upon, it doesn't pay to be one of those suicidal types...being a sympathy leech does nothing but make you look like you have problems and really..if you do have problems of this sort, then you need to find a way to fix them on your own rather than relying on someone who has the same problems as you to be your backup.  Luckily,  there is an answer to every query and a solution for every problem, no matter how dire.