TftW: What A Ham
TftW: What A Ham
Miss Piggy tg/tf
NOTE:
This is a TG story i’ve been meaning to do for sometime and it deals with people who don’t cooperate and celebrities who have large egos and think that everything should go according to them, Miss Piggy is a character i’ve been wanting to do a tf of for a while and it’s one of the first times I have ever done a Muppets related tf into a Muppet character in general.
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Amanda Rey Curtis was an actress known for her role as Catherine the monster hunter on the hit tv series ‘Monster Journals’, Catherine was a no-nonsense woman with a fiery attitude and a Deadpan Snarker persona that made her iconic, always riffing and making jokes - she pretty much stole the show in any episode and Amanda was fully aware of this. She had never worked with any actor that she didn’t like until Keith Michael-Vincent Darby showed up, he was well...a bit of a bully with an Orson Welles sized ego.
And how….in fact he made so many ridiculous demands during the first time he came on set, his character was a demon/vampire hybrid who had killed Catherine’s former boyfriend and turned into him as a means to try to fool her, but he was defeated in that episode after Catherine’s ghost-friend used her magic to possess the ring he was wearing, making him slowly but surely weaken and lose his powers and crumble away into dust. It was a well established fact that this character had been defeated and that was no chance of him returning in a future episode, well that was what the thoughts and Amanda herself fought until Keith showed up again.
That’s when the making of the newest episode got a bit little harsh regarding the two actors, they were filming the scene where Catherine gets captured and enslaved but then Keith started acting like a primadonna and causing problems for everyone again.
“If you do not surrender to me, I will make sure your life will be a literal living hell.”
“Bla bla bla, oh just get around to enslaving me already. Typical villain behavior, kidnap and enslave the woman who could pretty much kick your sorry butt from here to the Underworld and try to force her to be your slave why don’t you. So cliche.”
“Wait...wait...wait...cliche? Cliche? Oh puhlease. I mean really? We’re doing this? With you dressed up in that overused Slave Leia cosplay outfit chained up in the lair of my character? I’m sorry but that’s not true..”
“Let me guess...you’re going to say that the only reason my character is chained up here is because she’s been told to stay put by her former boyfriend until he returns to talk to her about her behavior or whatever. Newsflash, that was TWO seasons ago. This is season 6 and for the record...your character first showed up AFTER the break-up episode.”
“But…”
“Cut, cut, cut! Keith! You’re doing it again…”
“Doing what?”
“Defiling canon...we’ve been through this. Any episode that takes place AFTER my character’s breakup with her now former boyfriend is a season 4 episode. Your character appeared in a season 4 episode AFTER my character broke up with her boyfriend. Where I recall your character killed him off and assumed his form.”
“But…”
“Also your character isn’t even alive anymore at this point, he was defeated at the end of that episode and he died. I’m sorry but if a villain in this show gets defeated, they die and wind up taken to the nightmare realm which is a prison-like dimension.”
“That’s not fair though…”
“Too bad, that’s how the rules of this show’s universe work. I know you’re used to getting your way and having your character win but I am afraid this is NOT your demon lawyer show where your character is a hero, your character is a villain here and thus he gets killed off.”
“You mean my character wasn’t supposed to come back?”
“Of course not...he’s dead and he isn’t coming back.”
“They can’t do this to me, I specifically told them last time I want my character not to get killed off so he could come back. It just doesn’t seem fair to me. And I don’t like it in the slightest, I think this is ridiculous.”
“You what I think is ridiculous? You defiling canon like this. I’m sorry but it’s true.”
He was about to respond but he was interrupted by an uncomfortable series of sensations that were coursing through his body, the sensations were lead by a feeling of warmness which slowly began to make his body plump up and gain weight, his skin slowly softening and losing imperfections as it turned a light pinkish color. His clothing slowly reshaped itself into a gothic gown of some kind as fingerless gloves formed around his new hands, he panicked several times as he saw his changes taking place already.
In addition to this his arm lost their masculinity and became feminine as they plumped up, with his hands slowly shrinking to match as long dark red nail-polish was applied on them, a pair of round formations developing on his chest and swelling outwards to become what were commonly known as breasts while his hips expanded, his legs undergoing the same changes as his feet shifted, in addition to these changes his privates retracted and were replaced with the womanly variant as his back gained an arch to it.
His shoulders shrank as his neckline altered, his hair lengthtening as it extended to shoulder length and turned from brown to blonde as his eyes widened, his eyebrows thinning as his widening eyes turned blue, his nose slowly shrinking a bit before taking on a more piggish appearance while his features feminizied, his face slowly pushed out into a half porcine snout as his ears shifted and moved to the top of his head to become pig-like in appearance.
He didn’t need a mirror to see that he now resembled the iconic Muppet character known as Miss Piggy, and he panicked a few times as his voice elevated itself, growing higher in pitch and tone until it became that of the character he resembled, which is to say he sounded like Miss Piggy, as voiced originally by Frank Oz. His or rather her thoughts and memories shifted as eyelashes blossomed around her eyes, pieces of Keith fading into oblivion as she instinctively remembered she was Miss Piggy, and that she had always been this way.
“Are you alright?”
“It was quite a dizzying trip but moi is alright.”
“I’m glad...say what are you here for exactly?”
“I’m here to be the new antagonist in this episode.”
“Interesting..so do you think you’re up to it?”
“Of course I am!”
“Alright, let’s continue from where we left off…”
And with that the script for the episode was rewritten with Miss Piggy as the antagonist, an ancient witch-queen that was worshiped like a goddess and drained the energy of her victims and rather than being forced to be her prisoner in the episode, Amanda’s character Catherine fought against her to rescue her friends.
The episode aired a few hours later and was a huge success, as for what happened later - Miss Piggy’s role became a recurring antagonist on the show and even got a redemption storyarc in which she turned to the side of good, the show carried on as per-usual in the usual style with little to no questions asked. The new Miss Piggy enjoyed her life and being the beautiful porcine diva she knew she was.
Remember my friends, show-business is tough, dangerous even and if you are not too careful, you might wind up dealing with some really blowhard types who think they can have their way all the time and act like total divas, but people like that can always be taught a lesson or two. And it all work out in the end.
Miss Piggy tg/tf
NOTE:
This is a TG story i’ve been meaning to do for sometime and it deals with people who don’t cooperate and celebrities who have large egos and think that everything should go according to them, Miss Piggy is a character i’ve been wanting to do a tf of for a while and it’s one of the first times I have ever done a Muppets related tf into a Muppet character in general.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amanda Rey Curtis was an actress known for her role as Catherine the monster hunter on the hit tv series ‘Monster Journals’, Catherine was a no-nonsense woman with a fiery attitude and a Deadpan Snarker persona that made her iconic, always riffing and making jokes - she pretty much stole the show in any episode and Amanda was fully aware of this. She had never worked with any actor that she didn’t like until Keith Michael-Vincent Darby showed up, he was well...a bit of a bully with an Orson Welles sized ego.
And how….in fact he made so many ridiculous demands during the first time he came on set, his character was a demon/vampire hybrid who had killed Catherine’s former boyfriend and turned into him as a means to try to fool her, but he was defeated in that episode after Catherine’s ghost-friend used her magic to possess the ring he was wearing, making him slowly but surely weaken and lose his powers and crumble away into dust. It was a well established fact that this character had been defeated and that was no chance of him returning in a future episode, well that was what the thoughts and Amanda herself fought until Keith showed up again.
That’s when the making of the newest episode got a bit little harsh regarding the two actors, they were filming the scene where Catherine gets captured and enslaved but then Keith started acting like a primadonna and causing problems for everyone again.
“If you do not surrender to me, I will make sure your life will be a literal living hell.”
“Bla bla bla, oh just get around to enslaving me already. Typical villain behavior, kidnap and enslave the woman who could pretty much kick your sorry butt from here to the Underworld and try to force her to be your slave why don’t you. So cliche.”
“Wait...wait...wait...cliche? Cliche? Oh puhlease. I mean really? We’re doing this? With you dressed up in that overused Slave Leia cosplay outfit chained up in the lair of my character? I’m sorry but that’s not true..”
“Let me guess...you’re going to say that the only reason my character is chained up here is because she’s been told to stay put by her former boyfriend until he returns to talk to her about her behavior or whatever. Newsflash, that was TWO seasons ago. This is season 6 and for the record...your character first showed up AFTER the break-up episode.”
“But…”
“Cut, cut, cut! Keith! You’re doing it again…”
“Doing what?”
“Defiling canon...we’ve been through this. Any episode that takes place AFTER my character’s breakup with her now former boyfriend is a season 4 episode. Your character appeared in a season 4 episode AFTER my character broke up with her boyfriend. Where I recall your character killed him off and assumed his form.”
“But…”
“Also your character isn’t even alive anymore at this point, he was defeated at the end of that episode and he died. I’m sorry but if a villain in this show gets defeated, they die and wind up taken to the nightmare realm which is a prison-like dimension.”
“That’s not fair though…”
“Too bad, that’s how the rules of this show’s universe work. I know you’re used to getting your way and having your character win but I am afraid this is NOT your demon lawyer show where your character is a hero, your character is a villain here and thus he gets killed off.”
“You mean my character wasn’t supposed to come back?”
“Of course not...he’s dead and he isn’t coming back.”
“They can’t do this to me, I specifically told them last time I want my character not to get killed off so he could come back. It just doesn’t seem fair to me. And I don’t like it in the slightest, I think this is ridiculous.”
“You what I think is ridiculous? You defiling canon like this. I’m sorry but it’s true.”
He was about to respond but he was interrupted by an uncomfortable series of sensations that were coursing through his body, the sensations were lead by a feeling of warmness which slowly began to make his body plump up and gain weight, his skin slowly softening and losing imperfections as it turned a light pinkish color. His clothing slowly reshaped itself into a gothic gown of some kind as fingerless gloves formed around his new hands, he panicked several times as he saw his changes taking place already.
In addition to this his arm lost their masculinity and became feminine as they plumped up, with his hands slowly shrinking to match as long dark red nail-polish was applied on them, a pair of round formations developing on his chest and swelling outwards to become what were commonly known as breasts while his hips expanded, his legs undergoing the same changes as his feet shifted, in addition to these changes his privates retracted and were replaced with the womanly variant as his back gained an arch to it.
His shoulders shrank as his neckline altered, his hair lengthtening as it extended to shoulder length and turned from brown to blonde as his eyes widened, his eyebrows thinning as his widening eyes turned blue, his nose slowly shrinking a bit before taking on a more piggish appearance while his features feminizied, his face slowly pushed out into a half porcine snout as his ears shifted and moved to the top of his head to become pig-like in appearance.
He didn’t need a mirror to see that he now resembled the iconic Muppet character known as Miss Piggy, and he panicked a few times as his voice elevated itself, growing higher in pitch and tone until it became that of the character he resembled, which is to say he sounded like Miss Piggy, as voiced originally by Frank Oz. His or rather her thoughts and memories shifted as eyelashes blossomed around her eyes, pieces of Keith fading into oblivion as she instinctively remembered she was Miss Piggy, and that she had always been this way.
“Are you alright?”
“It was quite a dizzying trip but moi is alright.”
“I’m glad...say what are you here for exactly?”
“I’m here to be the new antagonist in this episode.”
“Interesting..so do you think you’re up to it?”
“Of course I am!”
“Alright, let’s continue from where we left off…”
And with that the script for the episode was rewritten with Miss Piggy as the antagonist, an ancient witch-queen that was worshiped like a goddess and drained the energy of her victims and rather than being forced to be her prisoner in the episode, Amanda’s character Catherine fought against her to rescue her friends.
The episode aired a few hours later and was a huge success, as for what happened later - Miss Piggy’s role became a recurring antagonist on the show and even got a redemption storyarc in which she turned to the side of good, the show carried on as per-usual in the usual style with little to no questions asked. The new Miss Piggy enjoyed her life and being the beautiful porcine diva she knew she was.
Remember my friends, show-business is tough, dangerous even and if you are not too careful, you might wind up dealing with some really blowhard types who think they can have their way all the time and act like total divas, but people like that can always be taught a lesson or two. And it all work out in the end.
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