Certainly Komalafied.
Certainly Komalafied.
NOTE:
This is the latest episode of the Werepokemon Alliance saga and it features one of my characters friends becoming a Komala, from Pokemon Sun and Moon. There is also a bit of political satire in which Trump and Hillary are portrayed in a style akin to sitcom characters with Trump done in a manner similar to Ralph Cramden as well as Basil Fawlty and Hillary being portrayed in a manner similar to Edmund Blackadder. This includes nods to the comedy films of John Landis, in particular Trading Places, Coming To America and Oscar.
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It seemed that the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus was expanding to become stronger than before as it had been affecting people even if they didn't have a computer, even people who had cellphones or smartphones had been affected by this. Nathan's dear friend Chloe was using the new Pokemon Go app on hers when it had happened to her, she thought she had an anti-virus ap already installed but little did she know that she wasn't as prepared as she made herself out to be.
She was running down the street using the aforementioned app to go and catch a Mudkip that was located near the swimming pool area and she had almost succeeded in catching it, but just as she was about to catch it - the screen started flashing a blood red color as the pokeball logo altered and shifted.
"That's odd..."
"Warning: Werepokemoncurse.exe virus detected."
"That's impossible, I thought I had the anti-virus app installed prior to this."
The logo cracked open as black shadowy mist fumed from out of the screen, which made her cough several times before she began to feel drowsy - she collapsed on the beach-chair that was near the pool, falling asleep as she did so. And as she fell asleep, a feeling of warmness starting to creep all over her body as a log-pillow appeared next to her. That sensation of warmness manifested itself in greyish fur that slowly covered her arms and then down to her hands which shifted to take on a semi paw-like shape with her fingernails growing longer and sharper, becoming akin to claws.
In addition to this, she retained her opposable thumbs but gained an extra pair as the fur crept its way up her chest and torso as she gained a bit of muscle, the fur was also forming on her belly as well, but unlike the rest of her fur - it was white, giving her a white underbelly of sorts. In the process her feet shifted to become paw-like as well, in the process a short tail grew out of her rear.
Her hair extended to become slightly longer but developed a few white streaks in it as her ears enlarged, being covered in greyish fur with the insides becoming orange. Her eyebrows became slightly bushier as they turned white, in addition to this the white fur from before sprouted on her cheeks as she took on a cuddlier appearance. Her teeth sharpened just a little while her nose enlarged and blackened. She now resembled a koala-like Were-Pokemon, a Were-Komala to be exact. When she awoke, she couldn't help but hug herself.
"Oh my goodness! I'm a Komala...i'm so adorable!"
She got up and held her log-pillow before turning off her smart-phone, she then saw the Werepokemon Alliance logo on a poster and hurried off to where the alliance headquarters were, once she arrived there - she signed up to be part of the team. She was given the job as the resident software supervisor.
Meanwhile at the crisis center downtown, everything was not well - as the residents were all panicking as news of the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus striking became evident, of course things were just getting even more hectic especially after the two presidential candidates were summoned. Those two candidates being Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump.
"Hello citizens of Oakendale, USA. And greetings to the two of you. I assume that you two know the very reason why you two have been summoned here today - to which I assure you, it is urgent."
"Let me guess...Trumpty Dumpty over here offended another racial minority?"
"Hey! I heard that."
"Can it, Trumpy!"
"No...you go first, Shrew-illary."
"Typical Trump. Calling out someone who is much more superior than he is."
"Me? You're the one who is talking to me like i'm an idiot."
"Newsflash...you ARE an idiot, Trump. And you don't need me to tell you that."
"Well...you're just as stupid if not dumber."
"Out of the two of us, I am the only one with a brain. So therefore I am the smart one and you are the one who I have to constantly get out of messes like this one. Even if you do claim it wasn't your fault, most of the time it is."
"Says you...you're not making things any better either."
"At least i'm not in the election for stupid reasons such as power and control."
"What is wrong with me running for president?"
"Everything!"
"Oh...you'll see just how wrong you are when I win on election day. You'll see, I'll show everyone that I have got what it takes to make America great again!"
"Ha! That's a joke if if I ever heard one. I mean..you? You couldn't even do anything even remotely logic? And also ifby 'make America great again' you mean make everything even worse than how it was before you showed up, then yes - I agree."
"One of these days Hillary, one of these days...."
"Alright, settle down you two. The reason you're both here is because of the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus that is spreading throughout town and you're the only people around here capable of thinking.."
"Well...thank you. I know that i'm capable of thinking of a solution to this problem, but Trump here? The only thing he is capable of thinking of is more ways to offend people of different racial minorities."
"Hmph.."
"Well then...since you two are the closest things we have to actual leaders in this town, you have been summoned here because your input could help us through this crisis. So we'd like to hear your ideas. You first, Hillary."
"I suggest that we all gather the remaining untransformed civilians, form a group of sorts and work out a defense strategy to combat the virus in general. Since the virus can affect us, we have to always be on our guard."
"Sounds reasonable...now, Donald...yours?"
"Simple - we need to build a wall."
"Ugh...AGAIN with the wall, Trump?"
"What? A wall is a good idea. It will help to keep all the Werepokemon out and it will keep THEM for crossing our border so to speak. It's absolutely fool-proof. It's going to work no matter what."
"That stupid wall will never catch on...no matter how many Hispanics you force to pay for the construction of it. And everyone knows it's going to fail just like all your other previous attempts including the board game, the airline, and everything else that is not The Apprentice related."
"I'll have you know that I know all the best answers and have all the best solutions to this problem, and that there's no way this is going to fail in the slightest. I am fully confident that I am going to be the one they call on."
"The only thing you're the best at is offending people with your stupidity. That and also making promises that you don't intend to keep. And also being very ignorant of others and their needs, and well just being a total moron in general."
"At least I don't look like a drag queen."
"Says the big orange moron who thinks that making himself look like a Jersey Shore cast member will give him a more youthful look and make him more popular in terms of voting potential."
"Hmph..."
"Well...both of your plans sound good, but I think that Hillary has the more reasonable solution out of the two of them. I don't think we're going to go far if we go with Donald's idea - so we're going to go with the former."
"WHAT? But the wall is the best idea ever."
"Face it...my plan is better than yours."
"But my plan to build the wall is the plan that will succeed."
"Trump, the wall is your answer to everything."
"That's because it is the best answer. And nobody makes good ideas better than me."
"Only in that swamp you call a brain that is."
As the two of them continued to argue, the panicking civilians all gathered over to listen to Hillary's plan while Donald fumed in anger and continued to make a fool of himself, but it wasn't shortly after the group had formed that the Werepokemon virus from before affected the crowds in the form of a cloud of mist. The mist transformed the crowd into various types of Werepokemon before it reached Donald and Hillary, transforming them within a matter of minutes into a Were-Yungoos and a Were-Mandibuzz respectively.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD? I'M A FILTHY STINKING WEASEL!"
"Actually you're a Yungoos. Which is based on a mongoose. By the way, they are much different than weasels. You'd know that if you actually spent time studying rather than building your bank account up."
"And you're...a..."
"A Vulture Pokemon? Yes. I am. A Mandibuzz to be exact."
"Wait...a mongoose is that animal that hunts snakes, isn't it? Of course, I should have known. That is a smart animal. When snakes are brought over here, they're the ones with lots of problems that they are bringing with them. They are bringing death, and they are bringing venom, they're predators and some, I assume - are good animals."
"Even as a Yungoos, you're still an ignorant buffoon."
"Hmph..."
"All in all - this is just another fine mess you've gotten us into."
"ME? What did I do?"
"You're the one who suggested our plan of action would be to build a wall."
"Are you saying my wall idea is stupid?"
"Yes Trumpy..it is.."
"Well everyone else likes it..."
"Actually, everybody else thinks it's stupid too."
"Hmph..."
"There you go again... you never learn, do you? If you keep up this kind of stupidity - you'll never make a good candidate for anything apart from Moron Of The Century. Now what do you have to say for yourself?"
"Why I oughta..."
Just as Donald was about to attack Hillary, Hillary flew up in the air and up into a tree of sorts but not before a large screen appeared at the base of the crisis center, on the screen was a video of a WereSmeargle, that Were-Smeargle was Dr Nathan Forester from earlier. He looked down at the two of them before introducing himself.
"Hello Hillary... and hello Trumpy..."
"Hello there, Dr Forester."
"TRUMPY? TRUMPY? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME TRUMPY!?"
"I know, but everyone else has made up insulting nicknames for you and so have I. Don't like it? Too bad, Trumpy."
"Hmph.."
"Anyway. I see that you've both been affected by the virus like the townspeople have. And amusingly enough I see that Trumpy there has become a Yungoos. And Hillary...you're a Mandibuzz?"
"Yep...and yeah, I am."
"That's President Yungoos to you..."
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Trump."
"Counting chickens? Who said anything about counting them? I'm not counting any chickens, but..... I'd be willing to give them to someone for a small loan of 1 million dollars at least. Because I make the best bargains."
"You call THAT a small loan?"
"Well it is a small loan according to me at least."
"Trump..when I said 'don't count your chickens before they hatch', it was a figure of speech."
"I know that..."
"Funny...usually you don't know anything. Anyway, I assume the both of you came up with a plan to keep things under control while we do something about this virus problem. Knowing you, i'm pretty sure you've come up with something."
"Indeed I have - and it worked."
"I had a plan too.."
"Oh yeah...of course you did and didn't you say it was going to be YUUGE, Trumpy?"
"Hey! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!"
"Oh yes, you do."
"Let me guess...his plan involved building a giant wall..."
"Well, of course it does. Because it is my idea and I always have the best ideas and the best strategies for any given problem or situation that we get into. And the wall idea is fool-proof and I should know, because I know a lot about walls and building them. Nobody builds walls better than me."
"What is it with you and walls?"
"What? You don't like my idea?"
"It's a stupid idea..."
"WHAT?"
"Sorry but I agree with Hillary...that idea is moronic and it will never work. Besides, I don't think forcing Hispanics to pay for it is exactly helping. Then again...I don't see why anyone would want to help you with your campaign."
"We'll see about that..."
"Trump, you've never done anything right in your whole life. And you think you're going to win when you're actually losing already. The fact is - you used to be King Midas, but now you're just the greedy cyclops who eats everyone out of house and home."
"Hmph..."
"Oh? Attempting to ignore what I said are you? That is so typical of you. Anyway, until we can get this situation under control. I am leaving the two of you in charge, but since Hillary is more responsible she'll be the one in charge of keeping you out of trouble."
"Gladly.."
"WHY HILLARY? WHY NOT ME? I CAN BE RESPONSIBLE TOO, YOU KNOW."
"You? Responsible? Don't make me laugh. Trump, you blame others for your problems and act all hostile towards those who oppose you. Did I mention how you said those stupid obscene things about ethnic minorities?"
"Hmph..."
"Oh look, there you go again. What i'm getting at is...that over the two of you - Hillary here has it under control the most and is least likely to get in further trouble, unlike you. You? Responsible? That's an oxymoron."
"I know what that word means..i'm not stupid, you know."
"Trump, Hillary is right...YOU ARE AN OX AND A MORON!"
With that the screen blacked out and Nathan the WereSmeargle faded out. The screen still remained but the situation at the current time remained the same and the two of them went back to bickering for a few seconds before Hillary decided to set some ground rules - she then instructed everyone to remain completely calm. Luckily they had followed the right plan instead of the wrong one. They would have been doomed otherwise.
As for what happened later, well...the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus is still spreading and is getting stronger - even affecting people who are playing Pokemon Go and people who aren't technology savy, but luckily the Werepokemon alliance is always there on hand. Don't hesitate to call them if you have been affected by it or are looking for a job there - they've been open for business since forever, you know.
NOTE:
This is the latest episode of the Werepokemon Alliance saga and it features one of my characters friends becoming a Komala, from Pokemon Sun and Moon. There is also a bit of political satire in which Trump and Hillary are portrayed in a style akin to sitcom characters with Trump done in a manner similar to Ralph Cramden as well as Basil Fawlty and Hillary being portrayed in a manner similar to Edmund Blackadder. This includes nods to the comedy films of John Landis, in particular Trading Places, Coming To America and Oscar.
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It seemed that the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus was expanding to become stronger than before as it had been affecting people even if they didn't have a computer, even people who had cellphones or smartphones had been affected by this. Nathan's dear friend Chloe was using the new Pokemon Go app on hers when it had happened to her, she thought she had an anti-virus ap already installed but little did she know that she wasn't as prepared as she made herself out to be.
She was running down the street using the aforementioned app to go and catch a Mudkip that was located near the swimming pool area and she had almost succeeded in catching it, but just as she was about to catch it - the screen started flashing a blood red color as the pokeball logo altered and shifted.
"That's odd..."
"Warning: Werepokemoncurse.exe virus detected."
"That's impossible, I thought I had the anti-virus app installed prior to this."
The logo cracked open as black shadowy mist fumed from out of the screen, which made her cough several times before she began to feel drowsy - she collapsed on the beach-chair that was near the pool, falling asleep as she did so. And as she fell asleep, a feeling of warmness starting to creep all over her body as a log-pillow appeared next to her. That sensation of warmness manifested itself in greyish fur that slowly covered her arms and then down to her hands which shifted to take on a semi paw-like shape with her fingernails growing longer and sharper, becoming akin to claws.
In addition to this, she retained her opposable thumbs but gained an extra pair as the fur crept its way up her chest and torso as she gained a bit of muscle, the fur was also forming on her belly as well, but unlike the rest of her fur - it was white, giving her a white underbelly of sorts. In the process her feet shifted to become paw-like as well, in the process a short tail grew out of her rear.
Her hair extended to become slightly longer but developed a few white streaks in it as her ears enlarged, being covered in greyish fur with the insides becoming orange. Her eyebrows became slightly bushier as they turned white, in addition to this the white fur from before sprouted on her cheeks as she took on a cuddlier appearance. Her teeth sharpened just a little while her nose enlarged and blackened. She now resembled a koala-like Were-Pokemon, a Were-Komala to be exact. When she awoke, she couldn't help but hug herself.
"Oh my goodness! I'm a Komala...i'm so adorable!"
She got up and held her log-pillow before turning off her smart-phone, she then saw the Werepokemon Alliance logo on a poster and hurried off to where the alliance headquarters were, once she arrived there - she signed up to be part of the team. She was given the job as the resident software supervisor.
Meanwhile at the crisis center downtown, everything was not well - as the residents were all panicking as news of the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus striking became evident, of course things were just getting even more hectic especially after the two presidential candidates were summoned. Those two candidates being Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump.
"Hello citizens of Oakendale, USA. And greetings to the two of you. I assume that you two know the very reason why you two have been summoned here today - to which I assure you, it is urgent."
"Let me guess...Trumpty Dumpty over here offended another racial minority?"
"Hey! I heard that."
"Can it, Trumpy!"
"No...you go first, Shrew-illary."
"Typical Trump. Calling out someone who is much more superior than he is."
"Me? You're the one who is talking to me like i'm an idiot."
"Newsflash...you ARE an idiot, Trump. And you don't need me to tell you that."
"Well...you're just as stupid if not dumber."
"Out of the two of us, I am the only one with a brain. So therefore I am the smart one and you are the one who I have to constantly get out of messes like this one. Even if you do claim it wasn't your fault, most of the time it is."
"Says you...you're not making things any better either."
"At least i'm not in the election for stupid reasons such as power and control."
"What is wrong with me running for president?"
"Everything!"
"Oh...you'll see just how wrong you are when I win on election day. You'll see, I'll show everyone that I have got what it takes to make America great again!"
"Ha! That's a joke if if I ever heard one. I mean..you? You couldn't even do anything even remotely logic? And also ifby 'make America great again' you mean make everything even worse than how it was before you showed up, then yes - I agree."
"One of these days Hillary, one of these days...."
"Alright, settle down you two. The reason you're both here is because of the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus that is spreading throughout town and you're the only people around here capable of thinking.."
"Well...thank you. I know that i'm capable of thinking of a solution to this problem, but Trump here? The only thing he is capable of thinking of is more ways to offend people of different racial minorities."
"Hmph.."
"Well then...since you two are the closest things we have to actual leaders in this town, you have been summoned here because your input could help us through this crisis. So we'd like to hear your ideas. You first, Hillary."
"I suggest that we all gather the remaining untransformed civilians, form a group of sorts and work out a defense strategy to combat the virus in general. Since the virus can affect us, we have to always be on our guard."
"Sounds reasonable...now, Donald...yours?"
"Simple - we need to build a wall."
"Ugh...AGAIN with the wall, Trump?"
"What? A wall is a good idea. It will help to keep all the Werepokemon out and it will keep THEM for crossing our border so to speak. It's absolutely fool-proof. It's going to work no matter what."
"That stupid wall will never catch on...no matter how many Hispanics you force to pay for the construction of it. And everyone knows it's going to fail just like all your other previous attempts including the board game, the airline, and everything else that is not The Apprentice related."
"I'll have you know that I know all the best answers and have all the best solutions to this problem, and that there's no way this is going to fail in the slightest. I am fully confident that I am going to be the one they call on."
"The only thing you're the best at is offending people with your stupidity. That and also making promises that you don't intend to keep. And also being very ignorant of others and their needs, and well just being a total moron in general."
"At least I don't look like a drag queen."
"Says the big orange moron who thinks that making himself look like a Jersey Shore cast member will give him a more youthful look and make him more popular in terms of voting potential."
"Hmph..."
"Well...both of your plans sound good, but I think that Hillary has the more reasonable solution out of the two of them. I don't think we're going to go far if we go with Donald's idea - so we're going to go with the former."
"WHAT? But the wall is the best idea ever."
"Face it...my plan is better than yours."
"But my plan to build the wall is the plan that will succeed."
"Trump, the wall is your answer to everything."
"That's because it is the best answer. And nobody makes good ideas better than me."
"Only in that swamp you call a brain that is."
As the two of them continued to argue, the panicking civilians all gathered over to listen to Hillary's plan while Donald fumed in anger and continued to make a fool of himself, but it wasn't shortly after the group had formed that the Werepokemon virus from before affected the crowds in the form of a cloud of mist. The mist transformed the crowd into various types of Werepokemon before it reached Donald and Hillary, transforming them within a matter of minutes into a Were-Yungoos and a Were-Mandibuzz respectively.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD? I'M A FILTHY STINKING WEASEL!"
"Actually you're a Yungoos. Which is based on a mongoose. By the way, they are much different than weasels. You'd know that if you actually spent time studying rather than building your bank account up."
"And you're...a..."
"A Vulture Pokemon? Yes. I am. A Mandibuzz to be exact."
"Wait...a mongoose is that animal that hunts snakes, isn't it? Of course, I should have known. That is a smart animal. When snakes are brought over here, they're the ones with lots of problems that they are bringing with them. They are bringing death, and they are bringing venom, they're predators and some, I assume - are good animals."
"Even as a Yungoos, you're still an ignorant buffoon."
"Hmph..."
"All in all - this is just another fine mess you've gotten us into."
"ME? What did I do?"
"You're the one who suggested our plan of action would be to build a wall."
"Are you saying my wall idea is stupid?"
"Yes Trumpy..it is.."
"Well everyone else likes it..."
"Actually, everybody else thinks it's stupid too."
"Hmph..."
"There you go again... you never learn, do you? If you keep up this kind of stupidity - you'll never make a good candidate for anything apart from Moron Of The Century. Now what do you have to say for yourself?"
"Why I oughta..."
Just as Donald was about to attack Hillary, Hillary flew up in the air and up into a tree of sorts but not before a large screen appeared at the base of the crisis center, on the screen was a video of a WereSmeargle, that Were-Smeargle was Dr Nathan Forester from earlier. He looked down at the two of them before introducing himself.
"Hello Hillary... and hello Trumpy..."
"Hello there, Dr Forester."
"TRUMPY? TRUMPY? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME TRUMPY!?"
"I know, but everyone else has made up insulting nicknames for you and so have I. Don't like it? Too bad, Trumpy."
"Hmph.."
"Anyway. I see that you've both been affected by the virus like the townspeople have. And amusingly enough I see that Trumpy there has become a Yungoos. And Hillary...you're a Mandibuzz?"
"Yep...and yeah, I am."
"That's President Yungoos to you..."
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Trump."
"Counting chickens? Who said anything about counting them? I'm not counting any chickens, but..... I'd be willing to give them to someone for a small loan of 1 million dollars at least. Because I make the best bargains."
"You call THAT a small loan?"
"Well it is a small loan according to me at least."
"Trump..when I said 'don't count your chickens before they hatch', it was a figure of speech."
"I know that..."
"Funny...usually you don't know anything. Anyway, I assume the both of you came up with a plan to keep things under control while we do something about this virus problem. Knowing you, i'm pretty sure you've come up with something."
"Indeed I have - and it worked."
"I had a plan too.."
"Oh yeah...of course you did and didn't you say it was going to be YUUGE, Trumpy?"
"Hey! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!"
"Oh yes, you do."
"Let me guess...his plan involved building a giant wall..."
"Well, of course it does. Because it is my idea and I always have the best ideas and the best strategies for any given problem or situation that we get into. And the wall idea is fool-proof and I should know, because I know a lot about walls and building them. Nobody builds walls better than me."
"What is it with you and walls?"
"What? You don't like my idea?"
"It's a stupid idea..."
"WHAT?"
"Sorry but I agree with Hillary...that idea is moronic and it will never work. Besides, I don't think forcing Hispanics to pay for it is exactly helping. Then again...I don't see why anyone would want to help you with your campaign."
"We'll see about that..."
"Trump, you've never done anything right in your whole life. And you think you're going to win when you're actually losing already. The fact is - you used to be King Midas, but now you're just the greedy cyclops who eats everyone out of house and home."
"Hmph..."
"Oh? Attempting to ignore what I said are you? That is so typical of you. Anyway, until we can get this situation under control. I am leaving the two of you in charge, but since Hillary is more responsible she'll be the one in charge of keeping you out of trouble."
"Gladly.."
"WHY HILLARY? WHY NOT ME? I CAN BE RESPONSIBLE TOO, YOU KNOW."
"You? Responsible? Don't make me laugh. Trump, you blame others for your problems and act all hostile towards those who oppose you. Did I mention how you said those stupid obscene things about ethnic minorities?"
"Hmph..."
"Oh look, there you go again. What i'm getting at is...that over the two of you - Hillary here has it under control the most and is least likely to get in further trouble, unlike you. You? Responsible? That's an oxymoron."
"I know what that word means..i'm not stupid, you know."
"Trump, Hillary is right...YOU ARE AN OX AND A MORON!"
With that the screen blacked out and Nathan the WereSmeargle faded out. The screen still remained but the situation at the current time remained the same and the two of them went back to bickering for a few seconds before Hillary decided to set some ground rules - she then instructed everyone to remain completely calm. Luckily they had followed the right plan instead of the wrong one. They would have been doomed otherwise.
As for what happened later, well...the Werepokemoncurse.exe virus is still spreading and is getting stronger - even affecting people who are playing Pokemon Go and people who aren't technology savy, but luckily the Werepokemon alliance is always there on hand. Don't hesitate to call them if you have been affected by it or are looking for a job there - they've been open for business since forever, you know.
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