Clooney TF Guide.
Simply Irresistible
A George Clooney TF Guide
NOTE: This is a mostly satirical transformation guide to be used for roleplaying or for the basis of a story, nothing in this guide is real and if you think it is real, there is something wrong with you - please spare all questions or complaints and leave them for something more serious. Also contains soft rock song references and play on words of 70's/80's rock songs in general. This is from the perspective of my character in case you're wondering. Also no copypasting or screencapping for nefarious purposes.
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Introduction:
Woah hey there, I didn’t see you there for a second. But now I do, and you’re quite a looker aren’t ya? Of course you are. I suppose you’ve come here for a transformation guides installment now haven’t ya? Of course you have. You wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for this being in fact a new episode of transformation guides now would you? Of course you wouldn’t. I suppose I should introduce myself to you, my name is George and as you can tell - i’m more than a little bit Clooney, and i’m not ashamed to admit that. The title of this guide by the way is a nod to the classic Robert Palmer song “Simply Irresistible”. Which is a very fitting song might I add. I’ve been told that you’re going to need my help on how to do this - don’t you worry about a thing, I can show you the ropes so that you can pull off a transformation guide of this magnitude.
If you can’t already tell - this installment is focused on George Clooney. Of course everyone knows and adores George so there’s really no need for me to dig into the details of this man's life, career and what not because he's a living legend. But I will show you how to do this process for yourself, we'll start off with me in my original form - that of Nathan aka Monstermaster13 and work our way around from there. Don't worry, i'll show you how to do this process without messing up. You might want to take notes here so that you'll know what to do.
So without further ado, let's get this show on the road...shall we?
Act 1:
Now that you're here I think it's time we start the show. As I mentioned, this focuses on the transformation of my original form - that of Nathan aka Monstermaster13 into well..who I am now, it's a mental and physical process. First of all you might want to get into a comfortable position so you can relax and I can join you, and you might want to take notes. Don't worry if you mess up, that's what I am here for. But I have faith in you. Now that we're both nice and comfortable, I think it's time we began the process. My original self wasn't much to look at but had a great personality, just a small town guy living in a Clooney world - but he took that midnight going anywhere.
The first half of the process is definitely a mental change, as my mind starts shifting a little and I drift off into a blissful trance-like state, in this state all my troubles slowly melt away as do my worries and I became much calmer - in the process my mindset alters to become that of a very charismatic actor who is not only debonair and classy but also with a playful attitude and a knack for playing tricks. Yeah...that definitely feels good. In this state I start to think that I am George...which is perfect. I mean that is perfection incarnate, but of course we're only getting started.
That's it, you're a quick learner aren't ya? Not bad, you seem to know your stuff, and now that i've got the George Clooney mindset starting to influence me - I think it's about time we got around to the second act of this process. So come on, let's go.
Act 2:
That certainly was a lot of fun wasn't it? Don't you worry, we're only getting started and the mental half of the process is kicking in and i'm eager to see how you'll do in this round, since this is the part in which i'll be physically becoming George. Let's see how you do. So..you're a real tough cookie with a long history, hmm? Breaking little hearts like the one of me? That's okay, let's see how you do it. Put up with those dukes and get down to it. Come on, hit me with your best shot - hit me with your best shot...fire away. Alright, now follow my lead. This is going to be a lot of fun I promise you. Now at the moment i'm not looking very uhhh...Clooney-like, but we'll fix that - starting right away.
The physically changes start with my skin losing any and all imperfections and becoming rugged and smooth, giving it a glisten that most people would die just to have, in the process my body starts to develop 175lbs of lean, athletic well-built muscle starting with my upperbody which consists of my chest and torso, along with my stomach slimming down to match. Hmmm...you're getting good at this. Keep it up, you're doing great...i'm starting to look better already.
Of course like with always, we're only just getting warmed up and yeah...I can really feel myself becoming a lot better in terms of my appearance and my personality for that matter, oh and whew...what's that scent? Oh wait, that's me. You see part of becoming George Clooney involves developing a particularly strong scent/aura that attracts others - which comes in pretty useful. If you think this is all there is to it, there's more coming up in the next act so stay tuned.
Act 3:
I must admit that this is really getting good. And we're into the third act, don't you worry though - things are going to get real good in this next part. If you enjoyed the second act you're really going to enjoy this part even more. You know i'm glad that you're here to do this with me, I know that every now and then you get a little bit lonely and you fear that i'm never coming around, but please...turn around bright eyes, I know every now and then you fall apart - but i'm here for you. And now i'm going to show you how this part of the process works.
Now as you can tell I am sporting a much more fitting build but that's only the beginning of the physical process, along with my much better complexion I am definitely getting much better looking and my arms and hands are shifting to match my upperbody - and also at this point i'm going through a wardrobe change. After all if i'm going to be the best looking actor in the world i'm going to be needing much better clothing than this goofy looking ensemble I'm wearing now. You'll notice my outfit changing into a much more stylish one - i'm not picky on what type of outfit though, I can wear anything really and still look as stylish and gorgeous as ever. Except if it's a bat-suit with nipples on it. But heck, being Clooneyish is all about being stylish and having fun with it - so it can be any kind of stylish outfit you like. So it's because any way you want it...that's the way you need it.
Wowwww...you are most certainly getting rather good at this, you're really putting a lot of passion into this process and it's the kind of passion that I haven't seen before. It's like you've been waiting for someone new to make you feel alive. If you can't already tell i'm enjoying this to no end. I'm certainly having fun here - and I definitely can tell you're having fun with this as well. There's more coming up, so come on - let's go.
Act 4:
Welcome to the fourth act and the next step in this exciting process. Now that the fiery action of the third act is done it's time to watch the fourth act take place. Are you ready to rock? What's that? Sorry I can't hear you. Let me hear you say it. I want to hear you yell - no I want you to hear you scream "I WANNA ROCK!". What do you say? "I WANNA ROCK!". What do you wanna do? "I WANNA ROCK!". That's it...once more time! What do you say that you wanna do? "ROCK!", that's right.
This part of the act is certainly going to rock alright, as my legs are the next to shift along with my feet to match as the process moves its way upward and I slowly elevate in height to 5'11, as my back shifts to match the rest of my body. Now as you can tell i'm becoming more good-looking by the minute and i'm not just saying that I really do mean. What? You don't think I probably think this song is about me, do you? Of course not. Now come on, don't tease me...because you really do please me. And show me what you came here for. We could steal away into the night. Don't be shy...I want to know what love is. I want you to show me, I know I want to feel what love is and I know you can show me.
At this point the mindshift is starting to affect me further as traces of my normal self start fading and my memories and thoughts are altering to reflect the transformation that's happening to me and as they are happening, I feel calm and at peace with myself knowing that the result is only going to be the best work you've ever done. If you think this is it, you are mistaken - this is only act four - the real fun is coming up in the next act so stay tuned and listen closely. You are certainly getting better at this with each passing minute, you're like a real pro at this, you know that? I have a feeling you're really going to enjoy the next act.
Act 5:
Before we start this next act I must commend you for doing this. It's a pretty tall order to turn an average guy like me into George Clooney you know, but i'm pretty sure if you keep this up you're going to be in high demand. Trust me, you're on your way to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Keep it up. If you thought the previous acts were enjoyable, you haven't seen anything yet. The real fun is coming up so listen closely to what i'm going to tell you.
As you probably can tell the changes are starting to move upwards as I develop a more elegant neckline as my shoulders follow suit and my hair is slowly turning black, of course it may take on a different style as there are quite a few Clooney variants with different hairstyles, the Roman haircut or the 'Caesar' as it's called is the main one and it may sport silver-highlights, for that my hair will slink itself back into that particular style. Of course the late 80's or 90's Clooney hair-cut is a mullet or something akin to it, so if it's that one my hair will take on that particular look and style. But no matter which hairstyle it is - I can already tell that one look from me and you can't disguise - you've got hungry eyes.
The mental side of the process increases as the memories and thoughts influence me further along with that smooth operator Clooney mindset that makes him the shining ultra-star he is today, and you know - i'm really enjoying doing this. If I was a sculptor, then again no.. or a man who makes potions in a travelling show, I know this isn't much but it's the best I can do. My gift is like a song, and this song's for you. I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words - how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
Woah now, please be gentle with me. I know you probably can't help and all but still, this is the first time i've had this kind of process happen to me and this is the first time i've experimented with it. So come on, come on let's stick together. Besides...save your excitement for the next act, please. Because what we have is a groovy kind of love.
Act 6:
Now this is really getting interesting, at this point it's going to be a little difficult to tell between me and Clooney himself because starting from here - the most noticeable changes will be taken place, mainly in the face. As you can tell, i'm already looking pretty damn good and looking quite attractive. I know what you're thinking...you're thinking..."I want to kiss you all over, and over again". But listen closely, it's no big thing to wait for the bell to ring, it's no big thing...the toll of the bell.
In acts 4-5 you got to see some really spectacular progress but I think you'll be extremely impressed by what you can do with this one, now look at me. My facial structure starts shifting to become a bit more mannish than usual and becoming well-proportioned as my forehead broadens a little while my eyebrows thicken a little and turn from their normal color to black. In the process my eyes widen and turn a darker shade of brown as they take on a very doe-eyed look to them. And what an irresistible look it is. One look and now my eyes have got you dreaming, my eyes have got you blind, my eyes have got you hoping that i'll be holding you close tonight. What can I say? They're precocious and they know just how to make a pro blush. All the girls think he's a spy.
At this point the mental changes are affecting me even more so as everything prior to me meeting you and the transformation itself becomes a complete blur and all I can think of now is that i'm glad you're around to make this happen. But this isn't all, there's a real treat for you coming up in the next act so stay around, oh and don't go changing to try and please me.
Act 7:
Well looks like somebody had fun with that last part and I see you're trying your hardest to keep control even though it's increasingly difficult to do so considering what's happening now, just hang in there and i'll show you how much I feel. I can see that we're really starting to connect now. "Is this love that i'm feeling? Is this the love that i've been searching for?". Well, yes - it kind of is. In an unusual unconventional way, but it kind of is like that.
This part of the process is one you're really going to enjoy, as my facial features start morphing and reshaping themselves as my cheekbones become more pronounced, my nose straightens and takes on a more well-sculpted appearance as my philtrum becomes longer than normal, giving me the illusion of a longer upper-lip as my lips shift to become more kissable while the rest of my face becomes more attractive. You're probably wondering..."Does he love me? I wanna know. How can I tell if he loves me so? Is it in his eyes?" Oh no, it's not in there. "Is it in his arms?" Could be. If you wanna know how I love you so, it's in my kiss.
These are the lips and eyes that tell you that if I could fly, i'd take you into the night and show you a love like you've never seen. Because you're the best thing that's ever happened, to me or my world. You know...you're a real professional at this transformation thing and i'm learning so much more from you, of course that is mainly due to my mind shifting because everything prior to this process has become a complete blur and I can only remember being Clooney. But yeah, it seems right to me. It may be something i've done countless times before but it feels like the first time to me. And you know what? It's more than a feeling.
If you're enjoying this segment, stay tuned for the finale. It's going to be a real blast and I hope you'll enjoy it just as much as you have the previous segments, it will blow you away I promise, like a very hazy shade of winter. Now close your eyes and give me my hand...you may be feeling the same as I do - and you might be wondering could this really happening or 'if i'm only dreaming'. But you're not dreaming, this is real and this is burning an eternal flame.
Finale Part 1:
You know...before we start with the big 2-part finale I would like to tell you how much i've been enjoying this and working with you. Even though i'm the one who created this to begin with, you're helping in a big way by bringing it to life and I couldn't be more thankful for it - after all - every rose has its thorn. And I know that you're really going to like this and for many different reasons. You're going to learn quite a lot from this and you know everybody’s got to learn sometime.
For starters this process focuses on the face as my facial features continuing morphing and taking on a very visually striking appearance, that of course being of actor George Clooney as my jawline alters to become a lot stronger...my chin in particular shifting to become a bit stronger and stoic in shape, not exactly Leno or Bruce Campbell sized but pretty damn striking in its own way. Now I know it's going to be extremely difficult for you to tell if i'm me or if i'm Clooney because I resemble him and have his mind-set as well, and it feels really amazing.
I knew I could count on you...and I must admit, your transformation skills are better than I originally thought they would be. You've got the magic touch, you know that? Well of course you do. We're only getting started with this finale, stay tuned for the second part which contains the big finale and what a finale it is...what kind of finale? You'll see soon enough.
Finale Part 2:
Wow! I can't believe we've made it this far. You really are superb at this sort of thing and it's all so wonderful really. You've been doing a spectacular job of this and I must say I thought you wouldn't be up to the challenge but now it seems it's going to take me a lot to take me away from you, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. And I can see that you're starting to fall for me, actually I know that you have. Don't worry though, that's normal. After all, when you get caught between the moon and New York city - the best that you can do is fall in love.
Alright then, let's get started with the second part of this finale. This is where my face finishes morphing and within seconds, you'll see the very spitting image of George Clooney right before your very eyes and it's the most enchanting sight you've ever seen. I know you must be thinking that right now, because part of me knows what you're thinking. After all, I am your eye in the sky. In the process my voice shifts, becoming deeper with each breath but also becoming very smooth, resonant, and charismatic - altering to match my appearance so I now sound like him as well.
You know, this has been the best experience i've ever had, this must be just like living in paradise and I don't want to go home. And best of you, you're going to have someone to lay down beside you, and i'm the story of your life. That mental shift of mine is still kicking in as we speak and it feels right and natural, after all this is who I am. This is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. I've bought a ticket to the world but now i've come back again. I know this much is true.
Within a few seconds all my troubles and worries have completely faded away and any traces of who I used to be before this are now a complete blur and I am now George Clooney. And as such I am much calmer and more collected than I was before. After all...I don't need nothing but a good time. How could I resist? I don't need nothing but a good time and it doesn't get better than this. George's personality kicks in along with the mindset to complete the process and you have yourself one extremely smooth operator. Along with a rather interesting set of Clooney's attributes including his facial expressions which he uses a lot.
You really have come a very long way since starting this process, you rode in through that desert on a horse with no name and you've proven that you can really exceed expectations regarding this sort of thing and now thanks to this - i'm going to make it with you. Because let's face it, before this I was all by myself, and I didn't want to be - all by myself anymore.
I think the best part of having me be like this is that i'll always be here for you - no matter what, i'll always be there for you even when it's not dark out. For even the nights are better when you're around and even though you to say yourself "I'm not in love", you've proven to me and yourself that you can really do magic. And like I always say, it's the things we do for love.
If you've enjoyed this, stay tuned for the epilogue/outro and i'll tell just how well you've done, i'll also show you how much i've enjoyed this process and working with you in general. Because you truly are terrific at what you do. Give me some time though, i'm still living in twilight.
Epilogue/Outro:
And here we are. You're now looking at Clooney himself, and I couldn't be more proud of you. I originally thought you would never be able to pull this off but you proved that you could do it and well...you really outdid yourself with this. You did a terrific job with this and I can't thank you enough for this. And it's definitely going to take more than words to show my appreciation for you. Even though I know just how to whisper and I know just how to cry. But I could never do it like you do... I still don't know how you do it, making love out of nothing at all.
This has been a very impressive experience for both of us - to me it's like i've just closed my eyes again and climbed aboard the dream-weaver train. You're the driver, take away my worries of today and left tomorrow behind. And I believe that you can get me through the night. Dream-weaver, I believe we can reach the morning light.
I'll always be there for you no matter what. Wherever you go, i'll be with you. I will be the flame. If you're lost, you can look and you'll find me - time after time. If you fall, i'll catch you i will be waiting, time after time. As for what's going to happen next, well your half of the story may be almost over but it's just getting started for me. So - fool if you think it's over.
I believe that we've only just begun on our little adventure. And this process was only just the start of it, as it is shown here. So fly me through the starry-skies and maybe to an astral plain, cross the highways of fantasy and i'll help you forget today's pain. Although the dawn may be coming soon, there may still be sometime. Fly me to the darkside of the moon and meet me on the other side.
As for what will happen to me next. It isn't entirely certain what will happen, if i'll turn back into my former self in the morning or not - but it's said that my transformations are of the nocturnal variety or sometimes happen if it gets dark. But let me assure you that what we've done, it goes running all through the night. And in that scenario, everyone's a winner. And those aren't lies either, those aren't sweet little lies.
I can tell that you've really enjoyed this process and working with me, and i'm glad that I finally got to get this little project into fruition, and now - you've given me some higher love and you're the owner of a Clooney heart. What started out as friendship, has grown much stronger. But now I have the strength to let it show. I said there is no reason for my fear. Even as I wander, I am keeping you in sight. You're a candle in the window on a cold dark winter's night. And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might I can't fight this feeling anymore, in fact i've forgotten what I started fighting for. I think it's time to bring this ship into the shore and throw away the oars forever. And if I have to crawl upon the floor or come crashing through your door, then so be it - because my life has been a whirlwind since I saw you. And now i'm running around in circles in my mind, it always seems that i'm following you - because you take me to the places that alone i'll never find.
And so, that is our show for tonight - a George Clooney transformation collaboration done by the two of us and what a number it was, we really worked hard to pull this off and I gotta admit, you've still got that magic touch and I know that I could count on you to make this a very special occasion for both of us in a lot of ways. I mean seeing me go from my old regular form to this was truly spectacular and you know it, you really outdid yourself too. And i'm glad that I came to you for help on this. Even though the show may be over, our adventure is just starting and I expect we'll be having many more adventures as time goes by. With more love than age and time can ever destroy. Tonight's the night we made history and the best of times are here when i'm with you. Maybe we'll work together in future adventures, maybe if we're lucky - we might wind up in a little place called Baker Street.
Before I go, I wish to say that I thank you for collaborating with me and thank you for being a friend. May love lift us up where we belong. I am your host and guide - by the way you can address me as George or Gorgeous George when i'm like this, and this has been a Clooney transformation collaboration. Now, i've got a little bit of an adventure planned for myself as well - so i'll be seeing you later.
A George Clooney TF Guide
NOTE: This is a mostly satirical transformation guide to be used for roleplaying or for the basis of a story, nothing in this guide is real and if you think it is real, there is something wrong with you - please spare all questions or complaints and leave them for something more serious. Also contains soft rock song references and play on words of 70's/80's rock songs in general. This is from the perspective of my character in case you're wondering. Also no copypasting or screencapping for nefarious purposes.
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Introduction:
Woah hey there, I didn’t see you there for a second. But now I do, and you’re quite a looker aren’t ya? Of course you are. I suppose you’ve come here for a transformation guides installment now haven’t ya? Of course you have. You wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for this being in fact a new episode of transformation guides now would you? Of course you wouldn’t. I suppose I should introduce myself to you, my name is George and as you can tell - i’m more than a little bit Clooney, and i’m not ashamed to admit that. The title of this guide by the way is a nod to the classic Robert Palmer song “Simply Irresistible”. Which is a very fitting song might I add. I’ve been told that you’re going to need my help on how to do this - don’t you worry about a thing, I can show you the ropes so that you can pull off a transformation guide of this magnitude.
If you can’t already tell - this installment is focused on George Clooney. Of course everyone knows and adores George so there’s really no need for me to dig into the details of this man's life, career and what not because he's a living legend. But I will show you how to do this process for yourself, we'll start off with me in my original form - that of Nathan aka Monstermaster13 and work our way around from there. Don't worry, i'll show you how to do this process without messing up. You might want to take notes here so that you'll know what to do.
So without further ado, let's get this show on the road...shall we?
Act 1:
Now that you're here I think it's time we start the show. As I mentioned, this focuses on the transformation of my original form - that of Nathan aka Monstermaster13 into well..who I am now, it's a mental and physical process. First of all you might want to get into a comfortable position so you can relax and I can join you, and you might want to take notes. Don't worry if you mess up, that's what I am here for. But I have faith in you. Now that we're both nice and comfortable, I think it's time we began the process. My original self wasn't much to look at but had a great personality, just a small town guy living in a Clooney world - but he took that midnight going anywhere.
The first half of the process is definitely a mental change, as my mind starts shifting a little and I drift off into a blissful trance-like state, in this state all my troubles slowly melt away as do my worries and I became much calmer - in the process my mindset alters to become that of a very charismatic actor who is not only debonair and classy but also with a playful attitude and a knack for playing tricks. Yeah...that definitely feels good. In this state I start to think that I am George...which is perfect. I mean that is perfection incarnate, but of course we're only getting started.
That's it, you're a quick learner aren't ya? Not bad, you seem to know your stuff, and now that i've got the George Clooney mindset starting to influence me - I think it's about time we got around to the second act of this process. So come on, let's go.
Act 2:
That certainly was a lot of fun wasn't it? Don't you worry, we're only getting started and the mental half of the process is kicking in and i'm eager to see how you'll do in this round, since this is the part in which i'll be physically becoming George. Let's see how you do. So..you're a real tough cookie with a long history, hmm? Breaking little hearts like the one of me? That's okay, let's see how you do it. Put up with those dukes and get down to it. Come on, hit me with your best shot - hit me with your best shot...fire away. Alright, now follow my lead. This is going to be a lot of fun I promise you. Now at the moment i'm not looking very uhhh...Clooney-like, but we'll fix that - starting right away.
The physically changes start with my skin losing any and all imperfections and becoming rugged and smooth, giving it a glisten that most people would die just to have, in the process my body starts to develop 175lbs of lean, athletic well-built muscle starting with my upperbody which consists of my chest and torso, along with my stomach slimming down to match. Hmmm...you're getting good at this. Keep it up, you're doing great...i'm starting to look better already.
Of course like with always, we're only just getting warmed up and yeah...I can really feel myself becoming a lot better in terms of my appearance and my personality for that matter, oh and whew...what's that scent? Oh wait, that's me. You see part of becoming George Clooney involves developing a particularly strong scent/aura that attracts others - which comes in pretty useful. If you think this is all there is to it, there's more coming up in the next act so stay tuned.
Act 3:
I must admit that this is really getting good. And we're into the third act, don't you worry though - things are going to get real good in this next part. If you enjoyed the second act you're really going to enjoy this part even more. You know i'm glad that you're here to do this with me, I know that every now and then you get a little bit lonely and you fear that i'm never coming around, but please...turn around bright eyes, I know every now and then you fall apart - but i'm here for you. And now i'm going to show you how this part of the process works.
Now as you can tell I am sporting a much more fitting build but that's only the beginning of the physical process, along with my much better complexion I am definitely getting much better looking and my arms and hands are shifting to match my upperbody - and also at this point i'm going through a wardrobe change. After all if i'm going to be the best looking actor in the world i'm going to be needing much better clothing than this goofy looking ensemble I'm wearing now. You'll notice my outfit changing into a much more stylish one - i'm not picky on what type of outfit though, I can wear anything really and still look as stylish and gorgeous as ever. Except if it's a bat-suit with nipples on it. But heck, being Clooneyish is all about being stylish and having fun with it - so it can be any kind of stylish outfit you like. So it's because any way you want it...that's the way you need it.
Wowwww...you are most certainly getting rather good at this, you're really putting a lot of passion into this process and it's the kind of passion that I haven't seen before. It's like you've been waiting for someone new to make you feel alive. If you can't already tell i'm enjoying this to no end. I'm certainly having fun here - and I definitely can tell you're having fun with this as well. There's more coming up, so come on - let's go.
Act 4:
Welcome to the fourth act and the next step in this exciting process. Now that the fiery action of the third act is done it's time to watch the fourth act take place. Are you ready to rock? What's that? Sorry I can't hear you. Let me hear you say it. I want to hear you yell - no I want you to hear you scream "I WANNA ROCK!". What do you say? "I WANNA ROCK!". What do you wanna do? "I WANNA ROCK!". That's it...once more time! What do you say that you wanna do? "ROCK!", that's right.
This part of the act is certainly going to rock alright, as my legs are the next to shift along with my feet to match as the process moves its way upward and I slowly elevate in height to 5'11, as my back shifts to match the rest of my body. Now as you can tell i'm becoming more good-looking by the minute and i'm not just saying that I really do mean. What? You don't think I probably think this song is about me, do you? Of course not. Now come on, don't tease me...because you really do please me. And show me what you came here for. We could steal away into the night. Don't be shy...I want to know what love is. I want you to show me, I know I want to feel what love is and I know you can show me.
At this point the mindshift is starting to affect me further as traces of my normal self start fading and my memories and thoughts are altering to reflect the transformation that's happening to me and as they are happening, I feel calm and at peace with myself knowing that the result is only going to be the best work you've ever done. If you think this is it, you are mistaken - this is only act four - the real fun is coming up in the next act so stay tuned and listen closely. You are certainly getting better at this with each passing minute, you're like a real pro at this, you know that? I have a feeling you're really going to enjoy the next act.
Act 5:
Before we start this next act I must commend you for doing this. It's a pretty tall order to turn an average guy like me into George Clooney you know, but i'm pretty sure if you keep this up you're going to be in high demand. Trust me, you're on your way to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Keep it up. If you thought the previous acts were enjoyable, you haven't seen anything yet. The real fun is coming up so listen closely to what i'm going to tell you.
As you probably can tell the changes are starting to move upwards as I develop a more elegant neckline as my shoulders follow suit and my hair is slowly turning black, of course it may take on a different style as there are quite a few Clooney variants with different hairstyles, the Roman haircut or the 'Caesar' as it's called is the main one and it may sport silver-highlights, for that my hair will slink itself back into that particular style. Of course the late 80's or 90's Clooney hair-cut is a mullet or something akin to it, so if it's that one my hair will take on that particular look and style. But no matter which hairstyle it is - I can already tell that one look from me and you can't disguise - you've got hungry eyes.
The mental side of the process increases as the memories and thoughts influence me further along with that smooth operator Clooney mindset that makes him the shining ultra-star he is today, and you know - i'm really enjoying doing this. If I was a sculptor, then again no.. or a man who makes potions in a travelling show, I know this isn't much but it's the best I can do. My gift is like a song, and this song's for you. I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words - how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
Woah now, please be gentle with me. I know you probably can't help and all but still, this is the first time i've had this kind of process happen to me and this is the first time i've experimented with it. So come on, come on let's stick together. Besides...save your excitement for the next act, please. Because what we have is a groovy kind of love.
Act 6:
Now this is really getting interesting, at this point it's going to be a little difficult to tell between me and Clooney himself because starting from here - the most noticeable changes will be taken place, mainly in the face. As you can tell, i'm already looking pretty damn good and looking quite attractive. I know what you're thinking...you're thinking..."I want to kiss you all over, and over again". But listen closely, it's no big thing to wait for the bell to ring, it's no big thing...the toll of the bell.
In acts 4-5 you got to see some really spectacular progress but I think you'll be extremely impressed by what you can do with this one, now look at me. My facial structure starts shifting to become a bit more mannish than usual and becoming well-proportioned as my forehead broadens a little while my eyebrows thicken a little and turn from their normal color to black. In the process my eyes widen and turn a darker shade of brown as they take on a very doe-eyed look to them. And what an irresistible look it is. One look and now my eyes have got you dreaming, my eyes have got you blind, my eyes have got you hoping that i'll be holding you close tonight. What can I say? They're precocious and they know just how to make a pro blush. All the girls think he's a spy.
At this point the mental changes are affecting me even more so as everything prior to me meeting you and the transformation itself becomes a complete blur and all I can think of now is that i'm glad you're around to make this happen. But this isn't all, there's a real treat for you coming up in the next act so stay around, oh and don't go changing to try and please me.
Act 7:
Well looks like somebody had fun with that last part and I see you're trying your hardest to keep control even though it's increasingly difficult to do so considering what's happening now, just hang in there and i'll show you how much I feel. I can see that we're really starting to connect now. "Is this love that i'm feeling? Is this the love that i've been searching for?". Well, yes - it kind of is. In an unusual unconventional way, but it kind of is like that.
This part of the process is one you're really going to enjoy, as my facial features start morphing and reshaping themselves as my cheekbones become more pronounced, my nose straightens and takes on a more well-sculpted appearance as my philtrum becomes longer than normal, giving me the illusion of a longer upper-lip as my lips shift to become more kissable while the rest of my face becomes more attractive. You're probably wondering..."Does he love me? I wanna know. How can I tell if he loves me so? Is it in his eyes?" Oh no, it's not in there. "Is it in his arms?" Could be. If you wanna know how I love you so, it's in my kiss.
These are the lips and eyes that tell you that if I could fly, i'd take you into the night and show you a love like you've never seen. Because you're the best thing that's ever happened, to me or my world. You know...you're a real professional at this transformation thing and i'm learning so much more from you, of course that is mainly due to my mind shifting because everything prior to this process has become a complete blur and I can only remember being Clooney. But yeah, it seems right to me. It may be something i've done countless times before but it feels like the first time to me. And you know what? It's more than a feeling.
If you're enjoying this segment, stay tuned for the finale. It's going to be a real blast and I hope you'll enjoy it just as much as you have the previous segments, it will blow you away I promise, like a very hazy shade of winter. Now close your eyes and give me my hand...you may be feeling the same as I do - and you might be wondering could this really happening or 'if i'm only dreaming'. But you're not dreaming, this is real and this is burning an eternal flame.
Finale Part 1:
You know...before we start with the big 2-part finale I would like to tell you how much i've been enjoying this and working with you. Even though i'm the one who created this to begin with, you're helping in a big way by bringing it to life and I couldn't be more thankful for it - after all - every rose has its thorn. And I know that you're really going to like this and for many different reasons. You're going to learn quite a lot from this and you know everybody’s got to learn sometime.
For starters this process focuses on the face as my facial features continuing morphing and taking on a very visually striking appearance, that of course being of actor George Clooney as my jawline alters to become a lot stronger...my chin in particular shifting to become a bit stronger and stoic in shape, not exactly Leno or Bruce Campbell sized but pretty damn striking in its own way. Now I know it's going to be extremely difficult for you to tell if i'm me or if i'm Clooney because I resemble him and have his mind-set as well, and it feels really amazing.
I knew I could count on you...and I must admit, your transformation skills are better than I originally thought they would be. You've got the magic touch, you know that? Well of course you do. We're only getting started with this finale, stay tuned for the second part which contains the big finale and what a finale it is...what kind of finale? You'll see soon enough.
Finale Part 2:
Wow! I can't believe we've made it this far. You really are superb at this sort of thing and it's all so wonderful really. You've been doing a spectacular job of this and I must say I thought you wouldn't be up to the challenge but now it seems it's going to take me a lot to take me away from you, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. And I can see that you're starting to fall for me, actually I know that you have. Don't worry though, that's normal. After all, when you get caught between the moon and New York city - the best that you can do is fall in love.
Alright then, let's get started with the second part of this finale. This is where my face finishes morphing and within seconds, you'll see the very spitting image of George Clooney right before your very eyes and it's the most enchanting sight you've ever seen. I know you must be thinking that right now, because part of me knows what you're thinking. After all, I am your eye in the sky. In the process my voice shifts, becoming deeper with each breath but also becoming very smooth, resonant, and charismatic - altering to match my appearance so I now sound like him as well.
You know, this has been the best experience i've ever had, this must be just like living in paradise and I don't want to go home. And best of you, you're going to have someone to lay down beside you, and i'm the story of your life. That mental shift of mine is still kicking in as we speak and it feels right and natural, after all this is who I am. This is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. I've bought a ticket to the world but now i've come back again. I know this much is true.
Within a few seconds all my troubles and worries have completely faded away and any traces of who I used to be before this are now a complete blur and I am now George Clooney. And as such I am much calmer and more collected than I was before. After all...I don't need nothing but a good time. How could I resist? I don't need nothing but a good time and it doesn't get better than this. George's personality kicks in along with the mindset to complete the process and you have yourself one extremely smooth operator. Along with a rather interesting set of Clooney's attributes including his facial expressions which he uses a lot.
You really have come a very long way since starting this process, you rode in through that desert on a horse with no name and you've proven that you can really exceed expectations regarding this sort of thing and now thanks to this - i'm going to make it with you. Because let's face it, before this I was all by myself, and I didn't want to be - all by myself anymore.
I think the best part of having me be like this is that i'll always be here for you - no matter what, i'll always be there for you even when it's not dark out. For even the nights are better when you're around and even though you to say yourself "I'm not in love", you've proven to me and yourself that you can really do magic. And like I always say, it's the things we do for love.
If you've enjoyed this, stay tuned for the epilogue/outro and i'll tell just how well you've done, i'll also show you how much i've enjoyed this process and working with you in general. Because you truly are terrific at what you do. Give me some time though, i'm still living in twilight.
Epilogue/Outro:
And here we are. You're now looking at Clooney himself, and I couldn't be more proud of you. I originally thought you would never be able to pull this off but you proved that you could do it and well...you really outdid yourself with this. You did a terrific job with this and I can't thank you enough for this. And it's definitely going to take more than words to show my appreciation for you. Even though I know just how to whisper and I know just how to cry. But I could never do it like you do... I still don't know how you do it, making love out of nothing at all.
This has been a very impressive experience for both of us - to me it's like i've just closed my eyes again and climbed aboard the dream-weaver train. You're the driver, take away my worries of today and left tomorrow behind. And I believe that you can get me through the night. Dream-weaver, I believe we can reach the morning light.
I'll always be there for you no matter what. Wherever you go, i'll be with you. I will be the flame. If you're lost, you can look and you'll find me - time after time. If you fall, i'll catch you i will be waiting, time after time. As for what's going to happen next, well your half of the story may be almost over but it's just getting started for me. So - fool if you think it's over.
I believe that we've only just begun on our little adventure. And this process was only just the start of it, as it is shown here. So fly me through the starry-skies and maybe to an astral plain, cross the highways of fantasy and i'll help you forget today's pain. Although the dawn may be coming soon, there may still be sometime. Fly me to the darkside of the moon and meet me on the other side.
As for what will happen to me next. It isn't entirely certain what will happen, if i'll turn back into my former self in the morning or not - but it's said that my transformations are of the nocturnal variety or sometimes happen if it gets dark. But let me assure you that what we've done, it goes running all through the night. And in that scenario, everyone's a winner. And those aren't lies either, those aren't sweet little lies.
I can tell that you've really enjoyed this process and working with me, and i'm glad that I finally got to get this little project into fruition, and now - you've given me some higher love and you're the owner of a Clooney heart. What started out as friendship, has grown much stronger. But now I have the strength to let it show. I said there is no reason for my fear. Even as I wander, I am keeping you in sight. You're a candle in the window on a cold dark winter's night. And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might I can't fight this feeling anymore, in fact i've forgotten what I started fighting for. I think it's time to bring this ship into the shore and throw away the oars forever. And if I have to crawl upon the floor or come crashing through your door, then so be it - because my life has been a whirlwind since I saw you. And now i'm running around in circles in my mind, it always seems that i'm following you - because you take me to the places that alone i'll never find.
And so, that is our show for tonight - a George Clooney transformation collaboration done by the two of us and what a number it was, we really worked hard to pull this off and I gotta admit, you've still got that magic touch and I know that I could count on you to make this a very special occasion for both of us in a lot of ways. I mean seeing me go from my old regular form to this was truly spectacular and you know it, you really outdid yourself too. And i'm glad that I came to you for help on this. Even though the show may be over, our adventure is just starting and I expect we'll be having many more adventures as time goes by. With more love than age and time can ever destroy. Tonight's the night we made history and the best of times are here when i'm with you. Maybe we'll work together in future adventures, maybe if we're lucky - we might wind up in a little place called Baker Street.
Before I go, I wish to say that I thank you for collaborating with me and thank you for being a friend. May love lift us up where we belong. I am your host and guide - by the way you can address me as George or Gorgeous George when i'm like this, and this has been a Clooney transformation collaboration. Now, i've got a little bit of an adventure planned for myself as well - so i'll be seeing you later.
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