World of Monsters

I'm sorry, I was willing to give this a chance but now I have lost all faith in this. I don't like how this is going at all. Kenny Ortega really was the wrong choice to direct this also...I don't like how the villains look like they stepped out of a bad cosplay photoshoot. Are the villain offspring supposed to look like they shop at Hot Topic or are bad X-Men cosplayers? Is this a Disney Villain offspring group or a Young Ones tribute act?   I KNEW that Disney's Descendants was going to suck...and it looks that way.   I'm sorry,   I tried to give it a chance...I really did,  but that trailer just says everything I need to ever need to know.

From Dusk Till Dawn Review By Monstermaster13 ---------------------------------------------------- Nathan: Hello my beloved children of the night,  it is I,  your beloved monstermaster and I have returned, if you're wondering about the other review I an working on -  let's just say it's probably the last time a certain British comedian showed his face before leading a 'revolution',  but enough about that - it's time for me to take you back to a time where vampires were actually awesome.   That time being 1996, and the movie in question...From Dusk Till Dawn. I know I already talked about this movie during Halloween last year,  but....I thought it would be an awesone idea to talk about this movie in full,  of course everybody I know has seen this movie so I am not going to go over the whole plot,   but I am going to go over why I think this movie is awesome.     For starters, this is how I think a vampire movie should be, ...

TftW: The Laughing Woman Werehyena TF NOTE:  This is a creepypasta inspired story involving a different take on Werecreatures,  mainly ones from various cultures. ---------------------------------------------- This is the tale of a strange woman that resides in the insane asylum,  a woman who always seems to be smiling,  and always seems to be cheerful and happy.   She’s not insane - well at least not in the mental sense. But she is peculiar,  her name is Marie Anne Mousette and she claims that at one point in her life that she was a queen or a priestess.    Some say that Mousette from Blues Brothers 2000 was based on her. She believed in mysticism and shamanism,  and she was a firm believer in the occult - which is why she was locked in the asylum to begin with.   They believed she might end up causing harm to others. The truth of the matter was that they sent her there because she was one of many ‘Supernaturals’ that could shapeshift. ...

TftW: Monstrous Mirrors ------------------------------------ There once was a user by the name of IggleeMckree,  he loved to make wisecracks about this one user named DemonMeiser18 -  calling all of his monster creations nothing but Fetish Fuel and overly-fetishising everything.    DemonMeiser18 was not as bad as the afforementioned user claimed he was -  far from it,   he was a nice guy -  it was just he got a bad reputation from being bullied OL by people like Igglee, who just didn't know that you shouldn't ask a horror writer if they're joking. One night Damon aka DemonMeiser18 was working on his recent recasting -  a version of FNAF using Stephen King characters when he got another insulting comment from Igglee, who was acting even more jerkish than usual,  which was usually very typical of him - as there was only one mode for people like Iggleee - Jerk/Asshole. "A Stephen King version of an overrated game franchise?  Lame." ...

Nate's Inner Machete. NOTE: Absolutely no Russell Brands were hurt,  maimed or killed in the making of this story,  and the real Russell Brand lives...for now,   but he might possibly get killed off in a future installment.   Please don't take this as an insult in anyway,   because it's just a story and besides...Brand's the villain,   he's SUPPOSED to be unlikable. -------------------------------------------------- Nathan was in desperate need of assistance regarding his ongoing battle against Russell Brand and Lithius could only do so much in terms of his expertize,  so  logically there was only one way to do it.    And that method was through his dreams and thoughts,   which was something he knew very well about and how to do so,  especially since he could control his powers in said dreams. One night he decided to try out this new method of using his shapeshifting powers, he got into bed,  laid down and con...

The Bite Chris Walken TF/Vampirism and hypnosis theme ------------------- When a human is bitten or scratched or hypnotized by a Walken or She-Hessian,  they become a Walken  or She-Hessian themselves.  The process itself is very slow and gradual,  sometimes the changes are so subtle you don't even notice them until it gets real serious.   When Nathan was first bitten  by a Walken,  it was purely by accident but it was a slow and gradual process that was both mental and physical. First he began to feel pale and sickly,   even though he wasn't ill -  then he found himself losing his appetite for normal human food and drink,   then he started getting that lust for blood,   and then at night he started having those dreams -  in those dreams he was following the Walken who turned him,   being hypnotized by him and turning into a Walken himself - as strange as it sounded,   he was enjoying it. And somehow he a...

Machete Night Machete Cortez (Machete/Machete Kills) TF/Full moon theme. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nathan was a shapeshifter of many forms and sometimes like with most werecreatures,  he'd change at full moon nights which was every 28 days and each time it was into a different creature or person,  he had even been TGed  several times.    Sometimes this change was brought on by a movie or show he was watching at the time. Like for example becoming a were-shark after watching Jaws,  a gremlin-like creature after watching Gremlins and Gremlins II,   a were-panda after watching Kung Fu Panda,   a sultry female Fuchsbau after watching a marathon of Grimm,   a gargoyle after watching episodes of Gargoyles,   a minotaur after watching documentaries on Greek mythology,   an anthro koala after watching the documentary Koala King and so on. One night he had gotten the urge to ...