World of Monsters

Chris: Hello humans,   fellow Walkens and creatures of the night.   It is I,  your bloodthirsty lord and master of darkness,  fear and Walkenity -  Chris the alpha Walken.   It has been quite a while since we dived into the Walken’s lair hasn’t it?   Of course it is.   And we have so many Walken movies to go through and so much Walkenity to experience.    I have also been getting quite a bit of positive attention by humans on the Deviantart forums.    They seem to really love me and my hypnotic powers.   I can’t wait to add some of them to my Walken convert. Also...I have encountered a lovely user on Google Plus by the name of Gabriela Peina,  who is a huge fan of all things Walkeny.    I see a potential She-Hessian warrioress in her.  Yes,  I am a vampiric being who is essentially the essence of Walkenity itself -   thank you for noticing. Now I had originally planned to review...

Walken To The Cult Christopher Walken TF/Hypnosis theme NOTE: This is inspired by the works of Fighting-Wolf-Fist and pays homage to vampire movies and folklore. Disclaimer: This story is mostly fictional so none of it is real,  if you think it is real you are either insane or most likely are in need of a straitjacket,  an enema,  and another enema. ------------------------------------ Ever since I first became a fan of Christopher Walken,  people had been wondering why I obsess over him so much -   they think of me as some kind of crazy loon with a bizarre obsession rather than anything else.    But I knew that somewhere out there are people who are equally as devoted as I am. Even though Walken himself is not in favor of technology,   I happened to come across a site known as the Walken’s Cowbell Cult,  a cult dedicated to Chris Walken and his works, looking it up I found that there were various different sectors of this cult all...

Bram Stoker’s Christopher Male Walken TF/vampire theme Disclaimer: This is told from the point of view from a character who shares the same name as the character Renfield from the classic novel Bram Stoker’s Dracula.  This story is mostly fictional and a satirical take on vampire movies,  in particular Bram Stoker’s Dracula and is inspired by Dracula: Dead and Loving It. ---------------------------------------- Hello,   my name is Nathaniel Renfield and I am an inmate at the local asylum,  as for why I am in there -  well let’s just say I have a bug-eating habit and passion for Walken related things.    You see,   I have heard a lot about these beings called Walkens and they are like vampires.    My master Christopher Walken has told me that he will make me as immortally Walkeny as himself and I believe him,  they say i’m crazy but they’re the crazy ones I tell you -   they don’t understand how much I car...

Werebelushi Reviews: THM ---------------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks like John Belushi,  he is seen wearing a The Shining t-shirt.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone,   it's me again -  That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Remember when I did my review on Bride Of The Living Dummy?   I brought up a bit of history regarding the Goosebumps tv series and the books they are based on.   Now,  although Slappy is considered one of the main villains/Big Bads of the Goosebumps universe,   there is one entity however that seems to be more threatening.    As in it is more menacing.   That is refered to as none other than The Haunted Mask.    The so called mask has no actual name,   but it still is a prominent villain in the series,  including in the recent books. Let's get started shall we?   This is Goosebumps:  The Haunted Mask, the very first episode of the tv show to ai...

Werebelushi rants: NBDVD ------------------------------- (We see a male Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts.) Werebelushi: Today's episode of Werebelushi rants is inspired by a Youtuber by the name of OccpCommuinications,  who has done a series of reviews and rants about movies he likes and movies he hates.   One series he does is called Needs Better DVDs is about the poor treatment of dvd releases of certain movies or shows.    And now i'm going to take a page out of his book and do my own view/rant on this issue. First up,   I would like to mention the Blues Brothers as an example,   now the features on the special edition are pretty good,  but the problem is with the previous editions.   Like I was at a dvd store once that had the original Blues Brothers special edition dvd,   which was good but the problem was that it came with Blues Brothers 2000 as well.    You...