Top 10 Walken performances
Nathan:
Hello everyone, it is I, Monstermaster13 here with another list. This time it's a rather special list because it has something to do with my co-host.
My co-host is a man who needs little to no introduction, you know him as the man who's been sending chills down your spine since the late 70's, a man who embodies terrifying - a man who makes the worst serial killer you can think of be they real or fictional look like Barney the Dinosaur by comparison.
This is a man who Rosie O Donnell once called the "Scariest Man Alive". This man has played so many supernatural creatures that he can almost be considered a supernatural creature himself....
(Walken:
Ah, you're talking about me.)
Gah! Chris. What did I tell you about scaring me like that?
(Walken:
Sorry. I just wanted to surprise you , that's all.)
That's alright, just don't do it again.
(Walken:
Oh alright, if you insist.)
Introducing my co-host for this list....the master of fright himself - Mr Christopher Walken!
(Walken:
Thank you, thank you.)
So get ready to feel a chill run up and down your spine and your mind to be blown apart by awesomeness, in honour of Seven Psychopaths - here's the top 10 favorite Walken performances!
-----------------
1. The Hessian in Sleepy Hollow. Walken gives a terrific performance as the bloodthirsty Hessian, who sharpened his teeth to make himself more imtimidating. Like I already mentioned before, real Hessian warriors are said to have done this as well as sharpen their nails. But he really does give it his all.....I mean just look at all that..rrrrrrr.....blood...and gore, sweeet sweet gore....rrrrr....rrrrrrrr.....*his skin goes all pale and ghostly as his eyes turn aquamarine blue and his teeth start lenghtening and sharpening* Rrrrrrrr....oh, damn it - stupid Hessian instincts. (Walken:
RAAAAAAWR! Sorry...that was me. I can't help myself sometimes. Although I can control the instinct.)
2. Archangel Gabriel in the Prophecy. If you thought that angels were all girly and peaceful, then you are mistaken. This is one angel you don't want to mess with. Why? He's the angel of death. I think the Prophecy is one of Walken's most underrated performances. (Walken: I have to admit, I looked great in that movie.)
3. The Fatboy Slim Weapon of Choice music video. If there was one musical video to top Thriller in shere epicness it would be this one. (Walken: Best part is...I did all the dance moves in that video, no stuntman or anything.)
4. Johnny in the Dead Zone. It's no surprise that Cronenberg is one of my favorite directors with this movie, Videodrome and The Fly are my favorites of his. Again, another supernatural Walken performance. (Walken: Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself.)
5. Ripper. If you've a fan of TGWTG you would know that Spoony riffed on this one a long while back. And it's amazing. The choice of theme song is great too. Don't fear the Reaper kicks ass and so does Walken. (Walken: Naturally...)
6. The Deer Hunter. A particularly mind blowing Walken performance. (Walken: I'd say so as well, especially seeing it's one of my first roles).
7. Envy. Why do people hate this movie? It's just a harmless comedy with two of my favorite comedians in it...so why the hate? PS this is one of the few occassions where Walken isn't a supernatural creature. (Walken: I did pretty well in that one too.)
8. Max Schreck in Batman Returns. A very appriorate choice considering that he is named after Max Schreck who as well all know was one of the first cinematic vampires - i'm of course refering to Nosferatu, also very appropriate seeing as Schreck is the german word for fear. (Walken: Well Tim said that I scare him, I can't help it well...playing it creepy and bloodthirsty is what i'm good at it...rrrrrrr..rrrrrrr..)
9. Max Zorrin in A View To Kill. David Bowie was originally meant for this part but Walken got it instead, and what a psychopath this guy is. (Walken: One of my best villain performances ever.)
And
10. Feng in Balls of Fury. I saw this movie recently and I love it. Walken plays Feng a chinese overlord/ping pong master. (Walken: I looked so elegant in those black robes) He makes the movie enjoyable and fun to watch.
------------------------
Nathan:
Those are our top ten Walken performances, i'm sorry if i've left any of them out - it's just there were so many of them it was hard to pick. Say, Chris how about we practice our Hessian roars and growls?
(Walken:
Alright, let's do it. I'll let you start!)
Grrrr...grrrr....grrrr..*clears throat and lowers voice*...grrrr...
(Walken:
My turn. Grrrrr...grrrr..ggrrrrrr...aaaaaaaar...)
Ooh good one, now let's practice the roar. Aaaaar....aaaaaar.......aaaaaaaargh............AAAAARGH!
(Walken:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAWWWR! HAAAAAR!)
And a one...and a two and a three...aaaaaa..aaaaaa...rrrr....aaaaa...aaaar....rrrr...aaar..aaar...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(Walken:
HAAAAAAAAAAR! AAAAAARGH! RAAAAAAAWRGH!)
Maybe we should keep it down a bit, Ariana might hear us again.
(Walken:
Nah...I don't see her anywhere, let's continue...rrrr..rrrr.)
Okay...after me....AAAAAAAAWR!
(Walken:
AAAAAAAAAWRGH!)
Good...now let's do it again but with more aggression.
(Walken:
*in a more aggressive tone* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!)
Good, good, now let's do one last duet...
Both:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Nathan:
Woah...that was great.
(Walken:
Thanks. You were pretty good too.)
This has been Monstermaster13 and Chris Walken, with our top 10 Walken performances. Now if you excuse us...we're going to go and look for some victims with good enough blood to feast on....mmmmm....sweeet..delicous...yummy..blood...rrr..rrr..rrrr...*growls, teeth sharpen and becoming Hessian-like*.
-----------------------------------
Hello everyone, it is I, Monstermaster13 here with another list. This time it's a rather special list because it has something to do with my co-host.
My co-host is a man who needs little to no introduction, you know him as the man who's been sending chills down your spine since the late 70's, a man who embodies terrifying - a man who makes the worst serial killer you can think of be they real or fictional look like Barney the Dinosaur by comparison.
This is a man who Rosie O Donnell once called the "Scariest Man Alive". This man has played so many supernatural creatures that he can almost be considered a supernatural creature himself....
(Walken:
Ah, you're talking about me.)
Gah! Chris. What did I tell you about scaring me like that?
(Walken:
Sorry. I just wanted to surprise you , that's all.)
That's alright, just don't do it again.
(Walken:
Oh alright, if you insist.)
Introducing my co-host for this list....the master of fright himself - Mr Christopher Walken!
(Walken:
Thank you, thank you.)
So get ready to feel a chill run up and down your spine and your mind to be blown apart by awesomeness, in honour of Seven Psychopaths - here's the top 10 favorite Walken performances!
-----------------
1. The Hessian in Sleepy Hollow. Walken gives a terrific performance as the bloodthirsty Hessian, who sharpened his teeth to make himself more imtimidating. Like I already mentioned before, real Hessian warriors are said to have done this as well as sharpen their nails. But he really does give it his all.....I mean just look at all that..rrrrrrr.....blood...and gore, sweeet sweet gore....rrrrr....rrrrrrrr.....*his skin goes all pale and ghostly as his eyes turn aquamarine blue and his teeth start lenghtening and sharpening* Rrrrrrrr....oh, damn it - stupid Hessian instincts. (Walken:
RAAAAAAWR! Sorry...that was me. I can't help myself sometimes. Although I can control the instinct.)
2. Archangel Gabriel in the Prophecy. If you thought that angels were all girly and peaceful, then you are mistaken. This is one angel you don't want to mess with. Why? He's the angel of death. I think the Prophecy is one of Walken's most underrated performances. (Walken: I have to admit, I looked great in that movie.)
3. The Fatboy Slim Weapon of Choice music video. If there was one musical video to top Thriller in shere epicness it would be this one. (Walken: Best part is...I did all the dance moves in that video, no stuntman or anything.)
4. Johnny in the Dead Zone. It's no surprise that Cronenberg is one of my favorite directors with this movie, Videodrome and The Fly are my favorites of his. Again, another supernatural Walken performance. (Walken: Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself.)
5. Ripper. If you've a fan of TGWTG you would know that Spoony riffed on this one a long while back. And it's amazing. The choice of theme song is great too. Don't fear the Reaper kicks ass and so does Walken. (Walken: Naturally...)
6. The Deer Hunter. A particularly mind blowing Walken performance. (Walken: I'd say so as well, especially seeing it's one of my first roles).
7. Envy. Why do people hate this movie? It's just a harmless comedy with two of my favorite comedians in it...so why the hate? PS this is one of the few occassions where Walken isn't a supernatural creature. (Walken: I did pretty well in that one too.)
8. Max Schreck in Batman Returns. A very appriorate choice considering that he is named after Max Schreck who as well all know was one of the first cinematic vampires - i'm of course refering to Nosferatu, also very appropriate seeing as Schreck is the german word for fear. (Walken: Well Tim said that I scare him, I can't help it well...playing it creepy and bloodthirsty is what i'm good at it...rrrrrrr..rrrrrrr..)
9. Max Zorrin in A View To Kill. David Bowie was originally meant for this part but Walken got it instead, and what a psychopath this guy is. (Walken: One of my best villain performances ever.)
And
10. Feng in Balls of Fury. I saw this movie recently and I love it. Walken plays Feng a chinese overlord/ping pong master. (Walken: I looked so elegant in those black robes) He makes the movie enjoyable and fun to watch.
------------------------
Nathan:
Those are our top ten Walken performances, i'm sorry if i've left any of them out - it's just there were so many of them it was hard to pick. Say, Chris how about we practice our Hessian roars and growls?
(Walken:
Alright, let's do it. I'll let you start!)
Grrrr...grrrr....grrrr..*clears throat and lowers voice*...grrrr...
(Walken:
My turn. Grrrrr...grrrr..ggrrrrrr...aaaaaaaar...)
Ooh good one, now let's practice the roar. Aaaaar....aaaaaar.......aaaaaaaargh............AAAAARGH!
(Walken:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAWWWR! HAAAAAR!)
And a one...and a two and a three...aaaaaa..aaaaaa...rrrr....aaaaa...aaaar....rrrr...aaar..aaar...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(Walken:
HAAAAAAAAAAR! AAAAAARGH! RAAAAAAAWRGH!)
Maybe we should keep it down a bit, Ariana might hear us again.
(Walken:
Nah...I don't see her anywhere, let's continue...rrrr..rrrr.)
Okay...after me....AAAAAAAAWR!
(Walken:
AAAAAAAAAWRGH!)
Good...now let's do it again but with more aggression.
(Walken:
*in a more aggressive tone* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!)
Good, good, now let's do one last duet...
Both:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Nathan:
Woah...that was great.
(Walken:
Thanks. You were pretty good too.)
This has been Monstermaster13 and Chris Walken, with our top 10 Walken performances. Now if you excuse us...we're going to go and look for some victims with good enough blood to feast on....mmmmm....sweeet..delicous...yummy..blood...rrr..rrr..rrrr...*growls, teeth sharpen and becoming Hessian-like*.
-----------------------------------
Comments
Post a Comment